5 Unwritten Rules of Nude Beaches, According to a Veteran Nudist

If you’re planning to visit a nude beach for the first time, there’s more to it than just ditching your clothes. According to an 81-year-old woman who’s been a proud nudist for over three decades, there’s an etiquette to baring it all—and breaking those unwritten rules can make things awkward fast.

Here are her top five tips for keeping things respectful (and comfortable) when everyone’s in their birthday suit:

1. Give People Space
Just like at any beach, no one wants a stranger’s towel parked a few inches from theirs. But at a nude beach, personal space is even more crucial. Keep a respectful distance when setting up your chair or blanket—because close quarters feel very different when you’re not wearing anything.

2. Don’t Gawk
It’s not a zoo, it’s a beach. Staring is one of the fastest ways to make others uncomfortable. If you strike up a conversation, the key is simple: maintain normal eye contact.

3. No Body Talk
Even if you think you’re being kind, commenting on someone’s appearance—positive or not—is a no-go. Complimenting someone’s body might seem friendly, but in nudist culture, it’s considered intrusive.

4. Keep the PDA to Zero
Going with a partner? Keep things platonic in public. Affection that hints at anything sexual isn’t just frowned upon—it’s grounds for being asked to leave. Nude beaches are about freedom, not flirting.

5. Absolutely No Photos (Unless You’re Careful)
Snapping selfies or scenic pics? Make absolutely sure no one else is in the frame. Consent is everything, and most nudist spots have a strict no-photos policy to protect people’s privacy.

And what if a guy finds himself, uh, reacting to the environment? According to this longtime nudist, it’s rare—but not unheard of. If it happens, just wrap up in a towel or go for a swim. The cold water usually takes care of the rest.

Bottom line: treat it like any public space, just with less clothing. Respect and discretion go a long way when you’re letting it all hang out.