Blake Shelton’s Legs Are So White, They’re Translucent

When you think of Blake Shelton, you might picture cowboy boots, country music, and… jeans. Always jeans. Turns out, that last one is non-negotiable—even if he’s standing on a beach.

In a recent chat with CMT, Blake made it clear he’s not exactly the boardshorts-and-sunscreen type. Asked whether he ever hits the beach, Blake didn’t hesitate: “My legs, they’re not just white, they’re translucent!”

Apparently, Shelton has avoided the sun for so long, shorts aren’t even in the conversation anymore.

Whether he’s coaching on The Voice or working his Oklahoma land, he’s sticking with his denim and boots. Because when you’re this committed to cowboy fashion, SPF doesn’t stand a chance.

But his beach aversion isn’t the only way Blake keeps things simple. Don’t expect to catch him and Gwen Stefani waiting in line at Starbucks. Blake says their coffee preferences are a bit more down-home—too strong for them, and better made at home anyway.

Between his love of fast food drive-thrus (over fancy coffee), and a wardrobe that hasn’t changed since probably 1995, Blake is living proof that you can be a millionaire and still deeply allergic to trends.

Simple guy. Simple tastes. Ghostly legs.