T-Shirt Cannon Guy Tops List of Most Attractive Jobs — If Salary Didn’t Matter

If money were no object, what job would you choose? Social media users have been weighing in on what they believe are the “most attractive” occupations—assuming salary isn’t part of the equation. And while there were plenty of romanticized dream jobs, the top response took an unexpectedly playful turn: the person operating the t-shirt cannon at sporting events.

The viral post sparked a fun debate—what makes a job “attractive”? Is it about impressing potential partners, or simply chasing a gig you’d love to do? Judging by the responses, it’s a mix of both.

Here are some of the most popular—and delightfully random—picks:

  • Traveling food critic – Jet-setting from city to city to eat for a living? Hard to beat.
  • Forest ranger – A peaceful life outdoors, surrounded by nature.
  • Freelance musician – For those who dream of making music on their own terms.
  • Hammock tester – Yes, someone actually suggested quality-testing hammocks.
  • Pro bono veterinarian – Helping animals for free hits that wholesome sweet spot.
  • Comic book store employee – A dream for the pop culture-obsessed.
  • Animal rescue worker or baby animal cuddler – Just try to picture a more serotonin-filled job.
  • Baker – Because who wouldn’t want to start their day with the smell of fresh bread?
  • Artist – One person even got specific with “Lego artist.”
  • Writer – No surprises here, just plenty of dreamers with laptops.
  • Freelance software engineer – Not for the six-figure income, but for the freedom to create.
  • Paleontologist – Dinosaurs: still cool.
  • Teacher – Often underpaid, but highly valued in this fantasy job market.
  • Librarian – Peaceful, book-filled days? Yes, please.
  • Pizza delivery driver – The logic here is unclear, but the passion is real.

While the list is eclectic, it’s also revealing. Many of the “most attractive” jobs involve creativity, community, and connection—things often lost in more corporate or high-stress careers. And even though some answers are clearly tongue-in-cheek, the message is consistent: If we didn’t have to worry about money, a lot more of us would be chasing joy instead of just a paycheck.

26 Songs Turning 50 in 2026

It’s officially 2026, which means a very specific group of songs is hitting the big 50.

Yes, the biggest hit songs of 1976 are now officially 50 years old, and no, we are not emotionally prepared for that information. These tracks ruled the radio, packed dance floors, and somehow still pop up in movies, commercials, and wedding playlists like they never aged a day.

According to Billboard’s Year-End chart, 1976 was an absolute monster year for pop, disco, funk, and soft rock. You’ve got legendary artists, unforgettable hooks, and songs so familiar you probably know every word without realizing it.

So happy 50th birthday to the music of 1976. They might be old enough for AARP mailers, but they still sound pretty great turned up way too loud.


Here are the Top 26 Songs from Billboard’s 1976 Hot 100 Year-End chart:

  1. “Silly Love Songs”, Paul McCartney and Wings
  2. “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”, Elton John and Kiki Dee
  3. “Disco Lady”, Johnnie Taylor
  4. “December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)”, The Four Seasons
  5. “Play That Funky Music”, Wild Cherry
  6. “Kiss and Say Goodbye”, The Manhattans
  7. “Love Machine”, The Miracles
  8. “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover”, Paul Simon
  9. “Love Is Alive”, Gary Wright
  10. “A Fifth of Beethoven”, Walter Murphy & The Big Apple Band
  11. “Sara Smile”, Daryl Hall and John Oates
  12. “Afternoon Delight”, Starland Vocal Band
  13. “I Write the Songs”, Barry Manilow
  14. “Fly, Robin, Fly”, Silver Convention
  15. “Love Hangover”, Diana Ross
  16. “Get Closer”, Seals and Crofts
  17. “More, More, More”, Andrea True Connection
  18. “Bohemian Rhapsody”, Queen
  19. “Misty Blue”, Dorothy Moore
  20. “Boogie Fever”, The Sylvers
  21. “I’d Really Love to Seee You Tonight”, England Dan & John Ford Coley
  22. “You Sexy Thing”, Hot Chocolate
  23. “Love Hurts”, Nazareth
  24. “Get Up and Boogie”, Silver Convention
  25. “Take It to the Limit”, Eagles
  26. “(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty”, KC and the Sunshine Band

“Stranger Things”: Gearing Up for “One Last Ride” in L.A.

Getting ready for the “Stranger Things” One Last Ride event in L.A. this weekend. Had to get this baby all shined up. 🧇🔦🚲📺

@thetopicalfruit

Can’t wait for Sunday’s Stranger Things One Last Ride fan event in Los Angeles! 🚲 Here’s a close-up of my Mike Wheeler replica bike from Schwinn. See you there! @Stranger Things @CicLAvia #strangerthings #schwinn #losangeles #netflix

♬ 80s, Synthwave, Retro Pop(1151104) – Gloveity

Update:

@thetopicalfruit

My day at the “Stranger Things” One Last Ride event. I loved seeing all the fans’ costumes. Less than 24 hours until the Season 5 premiere! 🚲🙃 @CicLAvia @Stranger Things #upsidedown #strangerthings #netflix #losangeles #ciclavia

♬ 80s Retro Synth Pop – MetamixMusic

Wendy’s Went Full Goth for Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’—I Waited in Line Five Hours for It

Yes, you read that right. I waited in line five-and-a-half hours for Wendy’s, but it wasn’t an ordinary Wendy’s. It was Wednesday’s.

For one day only – a Thursday for some reason 🤷‍♀️ – a location in Norwalk, California was transformed into a Wednesday Addams-themed spookfest to celebrate Season 2 of Netflix’s “Wednesday.”


“The Meal of Misfortune”

It was a themed drive-thru experience, and I got to try the new “Meal of Misfortune” a few days earlier than the rest of America.

The meal includes “Rest in 10-Piece Nuggets,” “Cursed & Crispy Fries,” a “Raven’s Blood Frosty” (vanilla with a dark-cherry swirl), and two mysteriously spicy “Dips of Dread.” There’s a total of four different sauces you can get. Oh, and they’re different shades of purple, too.


The Raven’s Blood Frosty is great!

The Frosty was probably my favorite part. It includes a purple spoon that has a handle with a raven and skull. Since it was a special event, I also received a collectible pin at the start of the experience.


Not your normal drive-thru experience

Once I ordered my meal, I drove through the foggy “Nevermore Academy” gates and into different rooms inspired by the show. At the end, a worker got your order by opening a morgue door.


You can try it too… without waiting five hours.

Wendy’s announced the “Meal of Misfortune” would be available nationwide starting Monday, August 4th, just in time for the new season of “Wednesday” premiering August 6th.

@thetopicalfruit

Yes, I waited 5 and a half hours for the Wendy’s x “Wednesday” pop-up event! 🍟👻🖤 #pov #wednesday #addamsfamily #Netflix #wendys #spooky

♬ original sound – The Topical Fruit

Ozzy Osbourne’s Final Show, Celebrated with These Breakfast Treats

Ozzy Osbourne took his final bow onstage at Black Sabbath’s “Back to the Beginning” show in England. It reunited all four original members – guitarist Tony Iommi, drummer Bill Ward, bassist Geezer Butler, and Ozzy Osbourne – for the first time in 20 years. The all-day event went down in their hometown, Birmingham, England, and raised almost $200 million for charity.

Over 5 million of us metalheads around the world tuned into the livestream so we didn’t have to miss out. But it started at 10:00 a.m. ET… or 7:00 a.m. for people on the West Coast, like me. (7:00 a.m. on a SATURDAY?!)

Since I had to be up so early, I decided to make it fun – and delicious – with a few breakfast dish ideas to celebrate.

If you missed your chance to make them for Ozzy, they’ll also work well for a little-known holiday in October called Halloween – or if dark and spooky is your M.O., anytime!

@thetopicalfruit

We are ready to get bat shape crazy to celebrate @Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath’s final show! Here are two breakfast ideas to enjoy during the early morning livestream. For more information, including the recipes, visit us at TheTopicalFruit.com. 🖤🦇🤘#ozzyosbourne #blacksabbath #backtothebeginning #recipe #breakfast #bat #metal #rock #WeLoveYouOzzy #BarkAtTheEgg

♬ Rock beat metal – DegeBeats

Bat-Shaped Egg Bites

Ingredients:

  • 8 slices bacon (about 8 ounces), cut into 1/2″ pieces
  • 1 tablespoon avocado oil
  • 18 large eggs
  • 1/2 cup half-and-half
  • 3 scallions, thinly sliced
  • 2 Roma tomatoes, seeded and diced
  • 2 cups shredded sharp cheddar
  • 2 teaspoons of Kosher salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon of freshly ground black pepper
  • 18″ x 13″ sheet pan
  • Bat-shaped cookie cutter

Directions:

  • Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. After cutting the bacon, spread it onto the sheet in a single layer. Drizzle with oil. Bake about 15 minutes until it is crisp and lightly browned. Remove from oven, but do not drain fat. Reduce oven temperature to 300 degrees.
  • Whisk the eggs, half-and-half, salt, pepper, and scallions. Pour mixture over the bacon, and top with tomatoes and cheese. Carefully return the pan into the oven, and bake until the eggs are set (about 25 minutes.)
  • Let the eggs cool for about 5 minutes. Using the cookie cutter, stamp out your bats. Enjoy!

Note: In the TikTok video, I cut the recipe in half.


Apple Cinnamon Roll Bake

Ingredients:

  • 2 Pink Lady apples (Ozzy’s fav!) – Peeled, cored, and diced
  • 1 tablespoon of light brown sugar + 1/2 teaspoon of ground cinnamon
  • 1 can of Pillsbury Grands cinnamon rolls
  • 5 tablespoons of unsalted butter – melted
  • 1/3 cup of packed light brown sugar
  • 9″ baking pan

Directions:

  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees and spray baking pan with nonstick cooking spray. (I used avocado oil.)
  • Cut each cinnamon roll into 6 pieces. Sprinkle the pieces evenly in your greased baking pan.
  • Sauté apples in a skillet, and add the brown sugar and cinnamon mixture. Add water as necessary. Once the apples are done, drain if necessary, then add them to your baking pan.
  • In a microwave safe bowl, melt butter. Mix in the 1/3 cup of brown sugar. Pour over the cinnamon roll pieces and apples.
  • Bake for 28 – 33 minutes, or until the center is cooked through. Once it’s done, let cool for 10 minutes.
  • Before serving, don’t forget to pour the icing! If you prefer a thinner glaze, you can mix a tablespoon of milk or heavy whipping cream. Voila!

The 15 Best Shark Movies of All Time

Do you remember the first time you saw “Jaws” as a kid?  If you did, probably one of two things happened: You either had an instant fear of the ocean and swimming pools OR you fell in love with sharks (just me?).

Well, either way Steven Spielberg’s masterpiece has been doing it for five decades. “Jaws” turns the Big 5-0 on June 20th.  So to celebrate the genre, SlashFilm ranked the 15 Best Shark Movies of All Time:

1.  “Jaws” (1975)

2.  “The Shallows” (2016)

3.  “Open Water” (2003)

4.  “The Reef” (2010)

5.  “Under Paris” (2024)

6.  “Deep Blue Sea” (1999)

7.  “47 Meters Down: Uncaged” (2019)

8.  “Bait” (2012)

9.  “47 Meters Down” (2017)

10.  “Jaws 2” (1978)

11.  “Sharksploitation” (2024)

12.  “Shark Night 3D” (2011)

13.  “Tintorera… Tiger Shark” (1977)

14.  “The Meg” (2018)

15.  “Shark Attack 3: Megalodon” (2002)

(Sorry “Sharknado” and “Santa Jaws” fans.)

Ranking the Best Pixar Movies of All Time

The new Pixar movie “Elio” comes out on Friday, June 20th. So, it got us thinking. What’s the best Pixar movie ever made?

But making a list of your favorite Pixar movies is impossible.  There’s no right or wrong answer. 

Trying to measure Finding Nemo against The Incredibles or Up against Toy Story is like arguing whether a sunrise is better than a sunset.  They’re beautiful for different reasons.

Maybe you connect with the emotions in Inside Out.  Maybe Brave was the first time you saw a female lead who didn’t need romance to define her story.  Or maybe Monsters, Inc. just makes you smile.

And think of all the amazing characters! Whether it’s a cowboy doll, a rat chef, or a sentient trash compactor, Pixar has created so many… how do you pick a favorite?

But we’re going to try anyway.

We asked two “Disney Adults”, one male and one female, to give us their rankings, and then we combined the two for our SUPER NERD RANKING.

And here’s a friendly reminder, it’s Pixar–– There is no right or wrong list.

Here are the BEST Pixar movies (and their individual ranking):

1. Toy Story (4, 2)

2. The Incredibles (3, 6)

3. Toy Story 2 (9, 1)

4. Finding Nemo (6, 5)

5. WALL-E (1, 12)

6. Monsters, Inc. (10, 4)

7. Up (5, 14)

8. Coco (18, 3)

9. Inside Out (2, 20)

10. A Bug’s Life (14, 9)

And here are the rest of the movies, in order:

11. Ratatouille

12. Toy Story 3

13. Cars

14. Inside Out 2

15. Incredibles 2

16. Toy Story 4

17. Brave

18. Soul

19. Finding Dory

20. Onward

21. Turning Red

22. The Good Dinosaur

23. Luca

24. Monsters University

25. Cars 2

26. Cars 3

27. Elemental

28. Lightyear (Sorry, Buzz!)

What did we get wrong? LET US KNOW.

Joey Fatone Shut Down *NSYNC Reunion Rumors

Sorry, ’90s pop fans—those hopes for an *NSYNC reunion?  They’re on hold, indefinitely.

Joey Fatone has set the record straight: there’s no reunion happening anytime soon, or even in the planning stages.  Despite the buzz and nostalgic hype that swirls around the group every time two or more members appear in public together, Fatone says they haven’t had that conversation yet.

“The five of us need to get together, and that day has not happened yet,” Fatone recently told People magazine.  “Everybody’s everywhere in the world, and I think it’s more important to get everybody in-person as opposed to just getting on a chat or on a phone call.”

And no, it’s not a matter of drama or bad blood—just life.

“People always think, ‘Oh, it’s easy.  Just get on the phone and talk,'” Fatone said.

“There’s a lot of things that have to become fortuitous for that, a lot of commitment, a lot of time. Everybody has families.  Most people have kids, so then you have to take that into consideration.”

The band famously reunited for the 2023 VMAs, briefly reigniting rumors of a full tour or album. And while that one-off appearance had fans buzzing—and speculating—a larger-scale comeback has never materialized.

Fatone’s comments make it clear: even the talk of a reunion hasn’t happened. 

The news may be disappointing for longtime fans still clinging to the dream of hearing “Bye Bye Bye” live once more, but Fatone’s update reflects the reality of trying to align the lives of five busy men who’ve all moved in different directions.

Justin Timberlake, arguably the most high-profile member of the group, has kept busy with solo music, acting roles, and his own family life.  Chris Kirkpatrick, Lance Bass, and JC Chasez have also carved out their own paths—some in the spotlight, some behind the scenes. And Fatone himself has stayed active in TV and entertainment projects.

For now, fans will have to settle for nostalgia playlists—and hope that one day, the stars (and schedules) might align.

Miley Cyrus Got an Infection from the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Miley Cyrus has never shied away from making bold artistic choices, but she may have pushed things a bit too far.  While filming a video for a new song called “Walk of Fame”, Cyrus ended up in the ICU with a severe infection that developed after she rolled around on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

In a recent interview, the pop star revealed that she shot the video in October and began feeling the effects not long after.  By Thanksgiving, things had taken a turn: “I was put in the ICU for a moment,” she said.

“My leg began to disintegrate in some way around the kneecap area.”

That shocking description wasn’t hyperbole.  Cyrus shared that a surgeon who examined her reacted with a simple, brutal response: “Yuck.”  She added, “They open up cadavers, they see inside the guts of humans, and they’re looking at me, telling me I’m disgusting.”

While the source of the bacteria wasn’t confirmed, it’s not hard to draw conclusions given the location.  The Hollywood Walk of Fame is a major tourist destination.  And it’s a whole street of yuck.

So next time you visit, don’t roll around on the ground.

Rolling Stone’s Top 50 One-Hit Wonders of the 2000s

“Rolling Stone” dropped a nostalgia-packed list ranking the 50 greatest one-hit wonders from the 2000s, and it’s a musical time capsule for anyone who lived through the iPod era.

Leading the pack is Wheatus’ angsty pop-rock anthem “Teenage Dirtbag,” which continues to ride a wave of renewed popularity thanks to TikTok and Y2K revival trends.

Coming in second is Lil Mama’s Lip Gloss“, a track that turned a cosmetic product into a full-blown cultural moment, complete with an iconic beat and middle-school dance battles. Willa Ford’s I Wanna Be Bad” grabs the third spot—because who didn’t want to be a little bad in 2001?

The rest of the Top 10 includes a who’s who of early-2000s radio dominance: J-Kwon’s party anthem “Tipsy” (#4), Hoobastank’s melodramatic “The Reason” (#5), and Khia’s raunchy “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” (#6), a song that’s somehow both infamous and immortal.

Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” (#7) and Blu Cantrell’s “Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops!)” (#8) round out the hits you couldn’t escape in malls and teen movie soundtracks. Meanwhile, Lumidee’s “Never Leave You (Uh Ooh, Uh Ooh)” (#9) and The Click Five’s sugary “Just the Girl” (#10) cement the era’s love for infectious hooks.

Other familiar names in the Top 25 include:

  • Truth Hurts feat. Rakim – “Addictive” (#11)
  • Baha Men – “Who Let the Dogs Out?” (#12)
  • American Hi-Fi – “Flavor of the Weak” (#13)
  • Tweet feat. Missy Elliott – “Oops (Oh My)” (#14)
  • La Roux – “Bulletproof” (#15)
  • Nina Sky feat. Jabba – “Move Ya Body” (#16)
  • D4L – “Laffy Taffy” (#17)
  • Eden’s Crush – “Get Over Yourself” (#18)
  • Nine Days – “Absolutely (Story of a Girl)” (#19)
  • The Darkness – “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” (#20)
  • MIMS – “This Is Why I’m Hot” (#21)
  • Lil Romeo – “My Baby” (#22)
  • Kevin Lyttle feat. Spragga Benz – “Turn Me On” (#23)
  • The Calling – “Wherever You Will Go” (#24)
  • Das Racist – “Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell” (#25)

At the very end of the list at #50? Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day,” a ballad so emotionally specific, it became a staple of “you’re going home” montages on “American Idol.”

The list is a reminder that a single hit can etch an artist into pop culture history—even if their follow-up albums didn’t quite make it out of the bargain bin. For the full countdown and commentary, head to RollingStone.com.

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