Researchers at the University of Wisconsin once traced a Listeria outbreak that killed seven people back to – brace yourself – caramel apples. That’s right. Not raw chicken. Not week-old potato salad. Caramel-covered fruit-on-a-stick.
So, what’s the deal? The problem starts when you dip the apple in hot caramel. You might think the heat would zap any bacteria, but nope. Instead, the caramel creates a cozy, sticky blanket that traps bacteria in place and gives it a perfect little incubator to multiply. Toss it in the fridge afterward, and you’ve basically set up a slow-cooker for germs.
Thankfully, the fix isn’t that complicated. Scientists say if you really wash your apples thoroughly before dipping, and eat them within a few days, you’ll probably be fine. Key word: probably. The danger zone sets in if they hang out in your fridge for weeks. So unless you’re planning to eat them fresh, maybe skip them altogether.
If that sounds too risky for your snack plan, there are a million other ways to mainline sugar this spooky season. Try gummy worms, a mountain of candy corn, or just drink a milkshake like a normal Halloween adult.
Because no one wants their obituary to say “taken out by caramel.” Not when there are still so many other desserts to live for.