Ferris wheel sex, wood in parmesan, and Deadpool on SNL. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.
Parmesan Is Loaded with Wood Pulp
A “Bloomberg” report found that in many cases, parmesan cheese isn’t just cheese – it also includes cellulose, aka wood pulp. Suddenly, everyone was side-eyeing their spaghetti like it came from Home Depot. The story sparked grocery-aisle paranoia and made “freshly grated” feel less like a flex and more like a necessity.
Kanye’s SNL Backstage Rant Leaks
A hot mic caught Kanye West venting backstage at Saturday Night Live, and the audio spread faster than a meme on dial-up. The meltdown fueled debates about ego, artistry, and whether anyone at Studio 8H should ever assume microphones are actually off. Peak mid-2010s celebrity chaos unlocked.
Fans Want Deadpool to Host SNL
With Deadpool dominating the box office, fans launched a petition begging the Merc with a Mouth to host SNL. Ryan Reynolds responded with a spoof “leaked audio” clip that felt very on-brand: sarcastic, meta, and internet-ready. Marketing genius or just Reynolds being Reynolds? Maybe both… but also an obvious reference to a certain Kanye story that was making waves. 👆
Las Vegas Ferris Wheel Hookup
Earlier that February, a story went viral about a couple who got arrested for hooking up on the High Roller ferris wheel in Vegas. Turned out the guy was supposed to get married that same day – to a different woman – until his fiancée revealed she was pregnant with another man’s baby. Five margaritas and one random birthday girl later, he ended up on the ferris wheel. His ex-fiancée reportedly bailed him out. No word on how they’re doing these days.
Spamageddon: Groupon Tops the List of Inbox Invaders
A ranking of the most relentless email marketers crowned Groupon as the undisputed king of “Why do I have 257 unread emails?” The list reminded everyone that unsubscribing is basically cardio for your mouse finger – and that the one coupon you used in 2013 might haunt you forever.
Trump Beefs with the Pope
Politics and religion collided when Donald Trump fired back at comments from Pope Francis about border walls. The headline felt surreal – a presidential candidate publicly sparring with the Pope like it was a cable-news crossover episode. Twitter, naturally, treated it like the Super Bowl of hot takes. (Oh, how innocent we were back then.)
Roseanne Starts Selling Weed
Roseanne Barr announced plans to jump into the pot dispensary world, proving celebrity endorsements were hitting new highs – literally. The move blended her unpredictable persona with the rapidly growing cannabis industry, leaving fans wondering whether this was a savvy business play or just peak Roseanne energy.
U.S. Marshals Arrest Man Over a Student Loan From 1987
One guy learned the hard way that student debt can outlive hairstyles and fashion trends. After failing to appear in court over a decades-old loan, U.S. Marshals stepped in, turning a financial headache into a viral story that made everyone with delinquent student debt just a little more nervous.
Women Proposing to Men Is Finally Okay
A poll found 73% of British men would happily accept a proposal from a woman, challenging old-school dating norms. The takeaway? Tradition is flexible, romance is evolving, and women don’t have to wait on their guy to get over that fear of commitment anymore.
“To Kill a Mockingbird” Author Harper Lee Dies at 89
Literary icon Harper Lee passed away at 89, prompting a wave of tributes to the author whose work shaped generations of readers. “To Kill a Mockingbird” remains a cultural touchstone, reminding everyone that even in an era of viral headlines, one powerful story can still echo for decades.
