If you’re a parent, it may seem like you could hide your kids’ presents INSIDE THE WALLS… and you’d still come home to see they’d sawed through the drywall to sneak a peek.
So maybe THIS is just admitting defeat:
According to a survey, the most popular place to hide Christmas gifts is: In a bedroom closet… the first place kids look is: In a bedroom closet… and the place where gifts are most commonly found is: Yep, a bedroom closet.
The second most-popular hiding spot is a spare room, followed by a coat closet… under the bed… the trunk of the car… a spare drawer or cabinet… the basement… the garage… and the attic.
Some tougher spots for them to investigate include: Another person’s house… “outside,” whatever that means… a shed… and a storage unit.
50% of people say they’ve had gifts they hid get found, while 50% claim they’ve been SUCCESSFUL at hiding gifts. Or maybe, they just haven’t found out that their hiding spot has been breached.
And now, just for fun, here’s a playful list of:
Failproof Ways to Keep Your Kids’ Christmas Present Hidden
- Bury it under vegetables. Trust me, your kid won’t go near it.
- Put it in a fancy vase and claim it’s Nana’s ashes. Hey, it works with your weed.
- Make a deal with your neighbor that if he keeps it at his house, you won’t tell the rest of the street about that time you got his copy of “Amish Butter Churners Gone Wild” in the mail.
- Don’t buy it until December 25th. As long as what your kid wants for Christmas is a gift card to 7/11.
- Store it in the same apartment that keeps your boyfriend hidden from your husband.
- Put it behind that fake rock for your house key… that everyone knows is a fake rock for your house key.
- Continue hiding it in your bedroom closet. But lower your kid’s Ritalin dosage so he’s too unfocused to hunt for it.
- Just give your kid the Christmas present she deserves: nothing. Problem solved.
