Scarlett Johansson Thinks Colin Jost Would Do Better Than Michael Che in a Dinosaur Attack

Scarlett Johansson is gearing up to face off against dinosaurs in Jurassic World Rebirth, but before she hits the big screen, Jimmy Fallon hit her with a different kind of survival test: Which of her past co-stars could actually make it through a real-life dino attack?

During a recent appearance on The Tonight Show, Fallon put Johansson through a celebrity survival bracket, asking her to pick between pairs of actors based on who she thinks could outlast a Jurassic-style catastrophe. The results were both hilarious and surprisingly well thought out.

Here’s how it went down:

  • Chris Hemsworth vs. Chris Evans: Scarlett picked Hemsworth. Why? “He’s Australian,” she said, adding that he’s probably toughened up from living among “a lot of scary venomous snakes.” Fair point.
  • Bill Murray vs. Adam Driver: She went with Driver, and not just because he played Kylo Ren. “He was a Marine,” Johansson reminded Fallon. End of discussion.
  • Florence Pugh vs. Brie Larson: Brie got the edge here. Scarlett cited Larson’s hardcore fitness, saying, “I’ve watched her push a tire up a hill as part of her training. I’ve watched Florence make a great bruschetta.” Both impressive skills—just not equally useful during a raptor chase.
  • Sofia Coppola vs. Wes Anderson: Johansson gave the survival nod to Sofia. “Maybe she’s had some interactions with big, honcho type of people,” she said. “She comes from that type of family.” Which… might help in dealing with a T-Rex? Unclear.
  • Michael Che vs. Colin Jost (her husband): This one got personal. Johansson picked Jost, not just for love, but because he’s from Staten Island. “He’s a tough guy,” she insisted. Staten Island: Nature’s boot camp.

Jurassic World Rebirth stomps into theaters next Wednesday, and while Scarlett’s co-stars might not be in it, they’ve now been unofficially ranked by prehistoric survivability. Start placing your bets now.

Steve from “Blue’s Clues” Is Launching a Podcast for Grown-Ups

Ready to feel all the nostalgic feels? Steve Burns – the original, green-striped-shirt-wearing host of “Blue’s Clues” – is officially stepping into the podcast world. But this time, he’s not talking to Salt, Pepper, or Mailbox. He’s talking to you.

Steve’s new podcast is called Alive, and it’s aimed at the generation who grew up with him and might now be quietly spiraling into adulthood.

Each weekly episode will explore what it means to “stay human in a complicated world.” Think: self-reflection, curiosity, and probably fewer cartoon chairs with faces.

Burns says the inspiration came from his viral 2021 video marking the 25th anniversary of “Blue’s Clues”, where he popped back into our lives to say he never forgot us … and yes, we cried.

In describing “Alive”, Steve said, “There are a thousand podcasts you can listen to, this is one that listens back.”

He wants to pick up right where he left off decades ago, but with grown-up themes like connection, curiosity, and asking deeper questions.

In other words, this is still a show about following clues, just not the crayon-drawn kind.And in case you’re worried that this is going to be all introspection and no fun, Steve promises there will still be a little lightness sprinkled in. “There will be LESS talking furniture,” he said, “but there will still be some fun along the way.”

The show is expected to drop this fall, and judging by the buzz around it already, “Alive” might just be the cozy, thoughtful podcast hug our collective inner child needs.

So, whether you’re solving existential mysteries or just need a reminder that someone still believes in you, Steve is back.

Who Needs Energy Drinks When You’ve Got Taser Roulette?

Jon Pardi’s Honkytonk Hollywood Tour is already bringing the high energy . . . but for some members of his crew, it’s also delivering a jolt of literal electricity.

Before each show, a few brave (or slightly unhinged?) team members have been play a game where the setup is simple: spin the bottle, and if it lands on you, get TASED. Yes, with an actual stun gun.

(Can we just go back to kissing please?)

Opening act Corey Kent recently spilled the beans, admitting he’s already been zapped in the chest at least six times on this tour.

Six! And somehow, he’s still able to sing and play guitar afterward.

“It’s so exhilarating,” Corey told The Boot, like someone who’s either found a new adrenaline high or temporarily lost all sense of self-preservation.

So far, Jon Pardi hasn’t joined in on the pre-show mayhem. But according to Corey, that invite is coming. Let’s just hope they don’t end up canceling a show because someone decided to taser the headliner.

The wild tradition, dubbed “Taser Roulette,” might sound like a recipe for disaster—but Corey insists it actually boosts the energy on stage.

Apparently, nothing gets you ready to perform like a jolt of voltage right before curtain.

Fans are torn between thinking it’s hilarious or totally bonkers. Either way, it’s not your average soundcheck routine. Jon is a smart man to avoid this madness so far.

Would you play taser roulette with your co-workers? Or are you more of a “coffee and chill” type before a big meeting?

Hot Enough For Ya? Here Are the “Hottest” Rock Songs

If you’ve stepped outside recently and immediately regretted it, you’re not alone—it’s officially scorching. And while most of us are just trying not to melt, the crew over at UltimateClassicRock.com decided to crank up the heat even more with their list of the 30 Hottest Rock Songs of All Time.

Whether it’s songs about fire, sun-drenched summers, or just plain sweaty vibes, the list leans hard into the heatwave theme. And yes, it starts with a literal fire:

Here’s the top 15 “hot” rock tracks according to the list:

  1. “Fire” – The Jimi Hendrix Experience (1967)
  2. “Summer in the City” – The Lovin’ Spoonful (1966)
  3. “Ring of Fire” – Johnny Cash (1963)
  4. “Burning Down the House” – Talking Heads (1983)
  5. “Heat Wave” – Martha and the Vandellas (1963)
  6. “Hot Fun in the Summertime” – Sly and the Family Stone (1969)
  7. “Great Balls of Fire” – Jerry Lee Lewis (1957)
  8. “Light My Fire” – The Doors (1967)
  9. “On Fire” – Van Halen (1978)
  10. “Hot Blooded” – Foreigner (1978)
  11. “Burnin’ For You” – Blue Öyster Cult (1981)
  12. “Red Hot” – Mötley Crüe (1983)
  13. “The Heat Is On” – Glenn Frey (1984)
  14. (tie) “Fire” – Bruce Springsteen (1986)
  15. (tie) “Hang Fire” – The Rolling Stones (1981)

It’s basically a playlist that would spontaneously combust if you played it in your car right now. And yes, the list is a clever blend of literal fire references and steamy summer classics, with a few unexpected throwbacks sprinkled in. (Looking at you, Mötley Crüe.)

With temperatures soaring across the country, people are likely cranking their AC and their speakers. Search terms like hot rock songs, fire playlist, and songs for a heatwave are probably trending alongside “how to not die in a heat dome.”

And hey, at least now you’ve got a soundtrack for sweating it out.

Check out the full list on UltimateClassicRock.com

No Mercy: Martin Kove Bit His “Cobra Kai” Co-Star at a Fan Convention

This is not how Sensei Kreese was supposed to strike first.

In what might be the weirdest thing to happen at a fan convention lately, “Cobra Kai” star Martin Kove was reportedly kicked out of an event in Washington on Sunday after biting his co-star Alicia Hannah-Kim.

That’s right. He bit her.

Kove, 78, is best known for playing the no-mercy dojo master John Kreese in “The Karate Kid” and “Cobra Kai”. Hannah-Kim, who plays fellow villainous sensei Kim Da-Eun, says she was walking past him when he suddenly grabbed her arm and chomped down. According to her police report, the bite was hard enough to leave a visible bruise and nearly broke the skin.

And as if that wasn’t bizarre enough, she says he then kissed her arm—y’know, like that makes it better?

Hannah-Kim didn’t press charges, but she did file a report and take photos. She also claims that when she calmly told him what he did was unacceptable, he got angry and insisted he’d done it “for fun.”

Kove later apologized, but only after the police showed up and asked him to leave.

Fun fact: One of Bill Hader’s first jobs in Hollywood was driving Kove around. He talked about it on Marc Maron’s podcast and didn’t exactly paint Kove in the nicest light. 👀

20 Iconic Beach Scenes That Still Make Waves in Pop Culture

Summer’s here, the sunscreen’s out, and whether you’re actually beach-bound or just dreaming from your desk, it’s the perfect time to relive some of the best beach moments ever captured on screen. Entertainment Weekly pulled together a salty, sun-drenched list of pop culture’s most unforgettable beach scenes—and honestly, it’s a total vibe.

Let’s dive in (with SPF 50, obviously).

1. Jaws” (1975)
Beach terror hits its peak with the frantic rush of swimmers fleeing the water.

2. Baywatch” (1989–2001)
An entire TV show dedicated to slow-mo running on the sand. Red swimsuits, dramatic rescues, and a generation of people suddenly motivated to become lifeguards.

3. The Notebook” (2004)
“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams get romantic and soggy in a beachside moment of pure rom-dram.

4. Point Break” (1991)
Patrick Swayze’s final, defiant surf into a deadly wave is haunting and beautiful. A perfect exit.

5. Casino Royale” (2006)
Daniel Craig walks out of the ocean in tight blue trunks, flipping the traditional Bond girl moment on its head. Internet = broken.

6. The 400 Blows” (1959)
In Truffaut’s French New Wave masterpiece, young Antoine finally reaches the ocean. His frozen, pensive stare into the camera has haunted cinephiles ever since.

7. Barbie” (2023)
Ryan Gosling’s Ken gets ultra competitive with Simu Liu’s Ken in a “beach off.” Bonus: Venice Beach plays a starring role when Barbie ventures into the real world, sparkles and all.

8. From Here to Eternity” (1953)
No beach list is complete without this one: Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr rolling around in the surf mid-affair. Waves crashing. Passion overflowing. Absolute classic.

9. The Office” (2007)
“Beach Games” features Michael Scott leading the Dunder Mifflin crew in ridiculous competitions. Fun fact: it’s actually a lake. But the energy is very beach.

10. Planet of the Apes” (1968)
The Statue of Liberty buried in sand. The twist. The existential horror. All thanks to one chilling beach reveal.

11. Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (2003)
Demi Moore struts out of the ocean while Little Surfer Girl plays. Sass, style, and surf—it’s peak early-2000s camp.

12. “Happy Days” (1977)
The origin of the phrase “jumping the shark,” literally. Fonzie water-skis over a shark while wearing his leather jacket on the episode, “Hollywood: Part 3”. Television, folks.

13. Mad Men” (2013)
Don Draper might be in paradise in the episode “The Doorway”, but this Hawaiian beach scene reveals a man haunted by existential dread, all while reading Dante’s Inferno in the sun.

14. Die Another Day” (2002)
Speaking of Bond girls: Halle Berry’s slow-mo strut from the sea in an orange bikini became instant film history.

15. Top Gun” (1986)
Shirtless, sweaty volleyball with Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer. Need we say more?

16. The Karate Kid” (1984)
Wax on, wax off. And yes, that includes Ralph Macchio learning the iconic crane kick right there on the sand.

17. Chariots of Fire” (1981)
That opening scene . . . runners charging along a wind-whipped beach to the Vangelis synth score . . . pure cinematic gold.

18. Friends” (1997)
“The One with the Jellyfish” gave us way too much info about first aid, and peeing on someone to help them.  

19. Saving Private Ryan” (1998)
One of the most harrowing depictions of D-Day ever filmed, as Tom Hanks and company land on Omaha Beach. Brutal. Important. Unforgettable.

20. Splash” (1984)
Tom Hanks meets Daryl Hannah (as a literal mermaid) in a dreamy, sandy, fish-out-of-water moment that launched a thousand beachy rom-coms.

Nick Cannon Choked When Asked to Name All 12 of His Kids

Nick Cannon might need a flashcard app to keep track of his kids.

During a recent appearance on the Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff, Cannon was challenged to name all 12 of his children—and he didn’t quite stick the landing. Right out of the gate, he admitted, “That’s gonna get me in trouble.” And, yep, it did.

While Cannon rattled off ten names without issue, he blanked on the youngest two: Beautiful Zeppelin, whose mom is Abby De La Rosa, and Halo Marie, the daughter he shares with Alyssa Scott. Not exactly a flex when your personal headcount hits a dozen.

Cannon’s candid explanation? He blames it on what he calls a “king complex.”

He told Althoff, “You know, Black men, we always be like, ‘What’s up, king?’ I really think I’m the king.” Apparently, ruling over your own kingdom of toddlers doesn’t come with a cheat sheet.

To be fair, the man has a famously packed schedule and an unconventional approach to parenting. But social media was quick to roast the moment, with many calling it both hilarious and kind of sad. After all, forgetting your own kid’s name doesn’t exactly scream “Father of the Year.”

Still, Cannon has always been open about his growing family, saying he’s deeply involved in their lives. But maybe next time, he’ll prep with a quick review. Or better yet, carry a laminated list.

@bobbialthoff

The really good podcast x @Nick Cannon out NOW

♬ original sound – Bobbi

America’s Favorite Pop Culture Sharks

If you’ve noticed a wave of “Jaws” nostalgia flooding your feed, you’re not imagining things—this summer marks the 50th anniversary of the iconic shark thriller. And naturally, the internet is celebrating the best way it knows how: with lists, polls, and a healthy amount of snark.

A recent ranking of the most popular sharks in pop culture threw a surprising twist into the chum-filled waters: Bruce from “Finding Nemo” took the top spot, edging out the original Bruce from “Jaws.” That’s right—the goofy, toothy vegetarian shark beat out the cinematic terror that started a generation’s fear of the ocean.

Here’s how the finned celebs stacked up:

  1. Bruce, Finding Nemo (2003)
  2. Bruce, Jaws (1975)
  3. Lenny, Shark Tale (2004)
  4. King Shark, The Suicide Squad (2021)
  5. Destiny, Finding Dory (2016)

Fun fact: the name Bruce in “Nemo” was actually a nod to Spielberg’s infamous mechanical shark. So technically, Bruce beat Bruce.

The Most Searched Shark Is . . .

Meanwhile, Google Trends revealed which sharks are swimming through our search histories. The Great White shark dominated across nearly every state. The only holdouts? Alaska, Utah, and Georgia, where whale sharks took the lead. And in Hawaii, residents are more intrigued by tiger sharks.

And the Most Dangerous Shark Is . . .

It’s worth noting that the Great White isn’t just the most famous—it’s also the most dangerous. Shark attack stats put it at #1, followed by the tiger shark, bull shark, requiem shark, and blue shark.

So whether you’re Team Bruce, Team Lenny, or still not over Jaws making you fear swimming pools, the shark love is real this summer. Just maybe avoid the water while you’re at it.

The 10 Most Valuable Team Sales in U.S. Sports History

If you thought sports team prices were already out of control, buckle up, because the Los Angeles Lakers just sold for a jaw-dropping $10 billion, making it the most expensive team sale in U.S. history. That’s billion with a B.

This historic deal knocks the Boston Celtics out of the top spot and cements the Lakers’ legacy not just on the court, but also in the boardroom. For sports fans, business junkies, and anyone who’s ever wondered how much a franchise is actually worth, here’s how the all-time leaderboard shakes out now:

Top 10 Most Expensive Sports Team Sales in U.S. History:

  1. Los Angeles Lakers – $10 billion
  2. Boston Celtics – $6.1 billion
  3. Washington Commanders – $6.05 billion
  4. Denver Broncos – $4.65 billion
  5. Phoenix Suns – $4 billion
  6. Dallas Mavericks – $3.5 billion
  7. Charlotte Hornets – $3 billion
  8. New York Mets – $2.4 billion
  9. Brooklyn Nets – $2.35 billion
  10. Carolina Panthers – $2.275 billion

Just let this sink in: In less than two decades, the ceiling for team sales has more than quadrupled. A big chunk of the boom can be credited to media rights, streaming deals, global merchandising, and a whole lot of billionaire FOMO.

Interestingly, this list is a mix of teams across the NBA, NFL, MLB, and even some surprising names (hello, Charlotte Hornets?). Basketball franchises seem to dominate the top spots now, which is a shift from past decades when NFL teams led the charge.

The Lakers, with their worldwide fan base, celebrity allure, and rich championship history, were always expected to go big, but $10 billion big? That’s next-level. And with franchise values continuing to soar, it might not be long before another team makes a run at that record.

Until then, the purple and gold sit on top of yet another mountain.

Bad Classic Rock Covers You Probably Forgot (or Tried To)

If you’ve ever had the misfortune of hearing a classic rock cover that was so bad it felt like a personal attack, you’re not alone. Music fans have strong opinions, and “Ultimate Classic Rock” put together a list of cringe-worthy renditions that many would rather forget. Think “American Pie” by Madonna or U2’s version of “Fortunate Son.”

Let’s just say, some of these tracks have aged about as well as unrefrigerated potato salad.

  1. “Dancing in the Street” – Mick Jagger & David Bowie
    It’s iconic, but not necessarily in a good way. Equal parts campy and chaotic, this one still haunts YouTube comment sections.
  2. “Fortunate Son” – U2
    U2’s take on the Creedence Clearwater Revival protest anthem left fans wondering if irony died in the studio that day.
  3. “What’s Going On” – Cyndi Lauper
    Cyndi took a socially conscious Motown classic and gave it… whatever this was.
  4. “Faith” – Limp Bizkit
    George Michael meets Fred Durst. Need we say more?
  5. “American Pie” – Madonna
    She trimmed the song and added electronic beats. America still hasn’t forgiven her.
  6. “My Generation” – Hilary Duff
    When the Who said “Hope I die before I get old,” they probably didn’t imagine it sounding like Disney Channel.
  7. “Imagine” – Avril Lavigne
    A cover so safe it somehow manages to miss the emotional core entirely.
  8. “One Way or Another” – One Direction
    Teen pop energy meets punky Blondie attitude. One of those things got lost in translation.
  9. “I Love Rock ’N Roll” – Britney Spears
    Featured in her movie “Crossroads”, this version came with a pop sheen that left the grit behind.
  10. “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” – Paris Hilton
    No, Paris. Just… no.
  11. “Purple Haze” – The Cure
    Their sample-heavy, synth-drenched version of Hendrix’s classic felt more like a remix than a tribute.
  12. “Behind Blue Eyes” – Limp Bizkit
    Featuring a Speak & Spell bridge, it managed to alienate both Who fans and nu-metal fans.
  13. “Big Yellow Taxi” – Counting Crows
    A lifeless take on Joni Mitchell’s environmental anthem that critics called cloyingly commercial.
  14. “Anarchy in the U.K.” – Mötley Crüe
    The glam metal treatment stripped away the Sex Pistols’ sneering edge and punk attitude.
  15. “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” – Sugar Ray
    A too-smooth cover of Joe Jackson’s acerbic original, with none of the bite.
  16. “About a Girl” – Puddle of Mudd
    A live performance so off-key, it went viral for all the wrong reasons.
  17. “You Shook Me All Night Long” – Celine Dion & Anastacia
    Bombastic vocals and dance-pop flair tried to overpower AC/DC—and failed spectacularly.
  18. “Toys in the Attic” – R.E.M.
    Folk-rock meets hard rock, and neither comes out looking good.
  19. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – Take That
    A bubblegum boy band tackling Nirvana’s anti-mainstream anthem. You can imagine how that went.
  20. “Cat’s in the Cradle” – Ugly Kid Joe
    Ironically a hit for them, but many felt their grungy take on the soft-rock ballad missed the emotional mark.
  21. “Papa Don’t Preach” – Kelly Osbourne
    Riding the coattails of reality TV, Kelly’s version lacked Madonna’s conviction—and energy.
  22. “Rocky Mountain Way” – Godsmack
    They gave Joe Walsh’s groove a heavy-metal makeover. It didn’t stick.
  23. “The Sound of Silence” – Disturbed
    Some loved it, some loathed it—but many felt it bulldozed the delicate poetry of the Simon & Garfunkel original.
  24. “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting” – Nickelback feat. Kid Rock
    This cover ditched Elton John’s glam swagger for blaring guitars and a whole lot of testosterone.
  25. “Burning Down the House” – The Used
    Talking Heads’ funky, eccentric vibe got lost in an emo-punk blender.

If you’re brave enough, you can check out the full 35-entry list at UltimateClassicRock.com. Just maybe keep the volume low—and don’t say we didn’t warn you.

And if you’ve never seen the silent music video for “Dancing in the Street”… you’re welcome.

Exit mobile version