If you need a little schadenfreude to go with your holiday cheer, buckle up.
“Paste“ magazine has officially crowned the worst Christmas movies ever made, and it is a spectacular parade of cinematic coal. If you love bad movies, cult classics, or anything involving killer snowmen, this is basically your Super Bowl.
This rundown has everything from campy horror to sequels literally no one asked for. At the top of the list is the beautifully awful “Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2”, the 1987 gem best known for the line “Garbage day!” If you’ve somehow never witnessed that scene, treat yourself.
What makes this ranking especially fun is the mix of styles. You get low-budget slashers, strange sequels, and those “How did this get made?” titles that only resurface during the holidays.
Here’s the Bottom 20:
- “Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2” (1987)
- “Elves” (1989)
- “Santa Claus” (1959)
- “Last Ounce of Courage” (2012)
- “A Karate Christmas Miracle” (2019)
- “Jingle All the Way 2” (2014)
- “Santa with Muscles” (1996)
- “Santa Claws” (1996)
- “A Christmas Story 2” (2012)
- “Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman” (2000)
- “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” (1964)
- “Deck the Halls” (2006)
- “Surviving Christmas” (2004)
- “Saving Christmas” (2014)
- “Christmas Evil” (1980)
- “The Nutcracker in 3D” (2009)
- “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” (1998)
- “Santa’s Slay” (2005)
- “Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever” (2014)
- “Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July” (1979)
If you use the holidays as an excuse to binge both classics and catastrophes, this list is your new watch guide. Just maybe pace yourself, or risk having “Jack Frost 2” haunt your dreams.
