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“Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now”: Why Your Butt Might Be in Trouble

If you’ve been feeling a little… inflamed lately, you’re not alone. According to a cheeky but surprisingly informative feature by The Cut titled “Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now”. . . the unglamorous condition is having a major moment. And no, it’s not just your grandpa who’s struggling—young people are increasingly dealing with it too.

Hemorrhoids, for the uninitiated, are swollen veins in your lower rectum or anus. They’re super common, often uncomfortable, and in severe cases, can require surgery. So, why the sudden hemorrhoid boom? Doctors told The Cut it’s a mix of modern habits and lifestyle choices, many of which are… avoidable.

Here are some of the biggest culprits:

1. We sit too much.
Whether you’re binging shows, working from home, or deep into a TikTok spiral, sitting for hours puts pressure on your nether regions. It restricts blood flow and can cause—you guessed it—hemorrhoids. Bonus fun: lack of movement also makes constipation more likely, which doesn’t help the situation back there.

2. We bring our phones into the bathroom.
Yep, your daily scroll on the toilet may be hurting more than your productivity. A 2021 survey found that nearly three-quarters of people admit to phone use while pooping, with under-30s leading the pack at 93%. Longer bathroom sessions = more strain. Doctors recommend keeping it under two minutes. (So maybe leave the doomscrolling for the couch?)

3. We’re fiber-deficient.
A low-fiber diet makes bowel movements harder (literally). More strain means more irritation. It also leads to more wiping, which can worsen inflammation. The fix? Load up on fruits, veggies, and whole grains. Your gut—and your butt—will thank you.

4. We’re dehydrated.
Not drinking enough water slows digestion and ups your chances of constipation. Again: more straining = bad news for your backside.

It’s not just these four things, but they’re some of the most common causes doctors are seeing. And while hemorrhoids are treatable, ignoring them can make things worse. Many people put off seeing a doctor out of embarrassment, only to end up needing a very un-fun surgery.

So, moral of the story? Stand up, drink water, eat your greens, and leave your phone out of the bathroom. Your future self—especially the part that makes contact with chairs—will be grateful.

“Honey” Is No Longer the #1 Pet Name Couples Use

If you still call your significant other “Honey,” there’s a decent chance you also keep a landline and refer to texting as “sending a message.”

A new nationwide poll by YouGov reveals that while “Honey” is still sticking around, it’s being abandoned by younger generations.

The most popular pet name in America is “Babe”

That’s according to a survey of more than 25,000 adults across the country. Yes, “Honey” is still in the mix, but it’s definitely skewing older.

Here’s how the top five nicknames couples use for each other stack up these days:

  1. Babe – Used by 20% of Americans, but especially popular among younger adults. Only 10% of seniors have adopted it.
  2. Honey – Still beloved by 13%, but mostly by folks over 65. Just 6% of Gen Z use it, compared to a whopping 22% of seniors.
  3. Baby – Sitting at 10% overall, it’s actually the top pet name among Gen Z with 15%.
  4. Sweetheart – Used by 6%, and once again, it’s the older crowd keeping this one alive.
  5. Love – Also 6%. Apparently, we’ve got a few Americans channeling their inner Brit.

Other pet names couples use

If your preferred pet name is even more niche, 2% of people use Dear, Boo, Bae, or Darling. Meanwhile, the truly dedicated 1% are still out here calling their partners Angel, Sugar, or Pumpkin.

Interestingly, the poll found that half of all couples regularly use pet names, but not everyone’s on board. 10% said they’d prefer if their partner didn’t use them at all.

So, if your significant other throws out a “Hey, Pumpkin” and you flinch? You’re not alone.

Bottom line: pet names are still alive and well, but like fashion trends and social media platforms, they change with the times. If you’re still saying “Sweetie Pie,” it might be time to upgrade. Or, just double down and say it louder.

Winona Ryder Embraces Aging, Questions Cosmetic Surgery Fads

Winona Ryder is staying natural—and a little bewildered—when it comes to the cosmetic procedures younger women around her are embracing.

Now 53, she recently opened up about aging in “Elle“ magazine. She said she’s noticing some changes in the mirror, especially on her forehead, but she’s totally fine with it.

What she’s not fine with? The growing trend of young women getting “weird s*** done” to their faces.

She didn’t point fingers or name names, but “Elle” clarified she was referring specifically to buccal fat removal, a cosmetic procedure where fat is sucked out of your lower cheeks to give that sharp, chiseled look that’s trending all over social media. Winona’s reaction? Total disbelief.

“I thought they were kidding,” she said. “I want to say, ‘In ten years, you’re gonna want that back!'” Ryder didn’t call out anyone in particular, but the internet did a little guesswork anyway.

Some fans have speculated she could be referring to young co-stars from projects like “Stranger Things”—Millie Bobby Brown or Natalia Dyer come to mind—or maybe Jenna Ortega, who plays her daughter in “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice”.

All three have sparked cosmetic surgery speculation online (fairly or not), but to be clear: Winona didn’t say a word about any of them.

Her comments land at a time when cosmetic tweaks—especially facial contouring surgeries like buccal fat removal—are gaining popularity among Gen Z. And while everyone’s free to do what they want with their own face, Ryder’s stance is a refreshing reminder that aging naturally still has a place in Hollywood.

Winona has always been a bit of an outlier in the industry, keeping a low profile and focusing more on craft than on glam. And while some people chase youth with needles and scalpels, she’s choosing a different route—one with a few lines, a little forehead texture, and a whole lot of cool.

Parents Feel Like “Bad Parents” 156 Times a Year, and Honestly, That Feels Low

If you’ve ever stood in the kitchen at 8:00 p.m. while your kid eats microwave mac & cheese off a frisbee and thought, “I am crushing this parenting thing,” congratulations… you’re delusional. But at least you’re in good company.

A new survey finds that the average parent feels like a “bad” parent three times a week. That’s 156 times a year where you genuinely question if letting your toddler watch six episodes of Paw Patrol in a row was character-building or just a cry for help.

And 45% of parents say this whole raising-humans gig is way more demanding than they expected.

Which is probably because nobody warned us that “sleep training” actually means “everyone cries and no one sleeps.”

On top of that, parents stumble into two situations a week they have absolutely no clue how to handle. Like, should you negotiate with a child who’s screaming because their banana broke in half? Or just light the kitchen on fire and start over?

Also, parents say they need a break from parenting twice a week.

That sounds reasonable… until you realize “a break” usually means hiding in the bathroom scrolling memes while someone shouts your name like you’re a customer service hotline.

But here’s the good news: Kids make their parents laugh 12 times a day. Which is beautiful, really. Between the existential dread and the juice-box explosions, these tiny chaos machines are apparently also hilarious. (Example: A four-year-old once called the cops on his mom for eating his ice cream. Case closed, Your Honor.)

Kim Kardashian Created Shapewear for Your Face

Skims is coming for your face next.

Kim Kardashian’s shapewear empire has already tackled everything from built-in booty padding to bras with, uh, built-in headlights. But her latest launch might be the most out-there yet: shapewear for your face.

Yes, you read that right. Skims just dropped the “Seamless Sculpt Face Wrap,” a $48 compression mask designed to hug your jawline like a clingy ex. It promises strong compression and ultra-soft jaw support using collagen-infused fabric, and comes in two colors: clay and cocoa.

Think of it as a post-surgery-style head wrap, but make it fashion.

The wrap fastens with Velcro at the crown and the back of your neck, with holes for your ears—so you can still hear the collective “wait, what?” from the rest of the internet.

According to Skims, the face wrap is meant to be part of your nightly routine. Their official description calls it a “must-have” for sculpting and lifting, although there’s no actual science cited to back up any facelift-like results. It’s definitely more about vibes than verified dermatological benefits.

Still, it’s on brand for Kim, who’s long been a master of turning viral curiosities into sellouts. Love her or roll your eyes, she knows how to get people talking—and apparently, how to get them wrapping their heads in compression fabric before bed.

Whether this is the next big thing in skincare or just something to terrify your roommate with, one thing’s for sure: Kim’s not done innovating in the “slightly unhinged clothing” space.

Would you wear facial shapewear to bed? Or is this just a Kardashian-level prank on our wallets?

(For those curious or tempted: You can join the waitlist now on the Skims website. Prepare to look like you’re either recovering from a facelift or starring in a sci-fi reboot.)

How Fast Could You Eat an Entire Head of Lettuce?

The University of Minnesota’s “Lettuce Club” meets each year to see who can eat a one-pound head of iceberg lettuce the fastest.

The 2025 winner took one down in 3 minutes and 30 seconds. Could you beat it?

Inside Jokes Might Secretly Be Keeping Your Relationships Alive

How many inside jokes do you share with your best friend or partner? A dozen? A hundred? Too many to count? Good news: your brain loves them, and science says they’re actually doing your relationships a favor.

According to psychologists, inside jokes fire up the brain’s “belonging” response . . . it’s like your mind’s way of saying, “Hey, you’re safe here.” That weird running joke about how you mispronounce a word? Your brain sees that as social glue.

Here’s why these silly, often nonsensical jokes are secretly powerful:

1. They strengthen group identity

Inside jokes are like badges of honor in friendships, families, and work crews. Whether it started during a late-night drive, a funny mishap, or a team project . . . that shared laughter becomes a reminder of what you’ve been through together.

2. They build trust and psychological safety

You don’t riff on bizarre topics or crack dumb jokes unless you feel comfortable. Inside jokes only work when there’s trust . . . so if you’ve got a bunch, congrats, your people feel safe being themselves around you.

3. They help us cope with stress

Ever noticed how people in high-stress jobs develop a dark or absurd sense of humor? That’s resilience in action. Inside jokes become a pressure valve, turning chaos into camaraderie.

4. They make relationships feel exclusive (in a good way)

There’s nothing more fun than being “in on it.” Inside jokes are like private clubs you don’t need a membership card for . . . just shared memories, a smirk, and a punchline that no outsider would ever understand.

At the end of the day, those bizarre one-liners and random callbacks aren’t just funny—they’re proof that you’ve got people. That you belong. So keep making those ridiculous jokes. They’re way more meaningful than you think.

Marvel Just Set a World Record… with a Popcorn Bucket?!

Move over, designer handbags and limited-edition sneakers—there’s a new must-have collectible in town, and it’s full of popcorn. Marvel fans, meet the Fantastic Four Galactus popcorn bucket, a snack accessory so extra, it just broke a Guinness World Record.

That’s right: Marvel Studios’ new popcorn bucket is officially the largest commercially available popcorn container on the planet. It’s even recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records. Shaped like the head of the towering cosmic villain Galactus, this thing measures 20 inches wide, 17.5 inches high, and holds a mind-blowing 341 ounces of popcorn. That’s roughly the same as filling up four and a half standard movie theater buckets.

Naturally, it’s not just about size.

The bucket also lights up, because why wouldn’t Galactus’s glowing eyes stare into your soul while you eat your extra-buttered snack?

The bucket dropped at AMC theaters for $80, and despite the steep price tag, it sold out instantly in theaters across the U.S.

But don’t panic just yet, Marvel collectors: the Galactus bucket is still available for pre-order through the AMC Theatre Shop online, with shipments expected in early December.

The popcorn bucket hype has become a bizarre but beloved part of movie culture in recent years. From Barbie’s glittery accessories to Dune’s sandworm-themed tubs, film studios are turning snack holders into collector’s items and viral marketing gold. But this Galactus release just took things to a new level—literally.

Ozzy Osbourne’s Biographer Shuts Down Sharon Haters

Ozzy Osbourne’s wild life often seemed like a miracle of heavy metal endurance—and according to his biographer, it’s not just a miracle. It’s Sharon.

Daniel Bukszpan, author of “Ozzy at 75: The Unofficial Illustrated History”, is coming to Sharon Osbourne’s defense, calling her the reason the Prince of Darkness lived to see 76. In a recent interview, Bukszpan slammed the perception that Sharon is just a manipulative manager or the overbearing wife pulling the strings.

“She met him after he had been fired from Black Sabbath,” he explained.

“He was borderline homeless. And due to her ability to corral him and direct him and that sort of thing, she made him one of the biggest stars in the world. I believe she kept him alive the whole time.”

While some fans have labeled her as a “puppet master” or “evil shrew,” Bukszpan says that narrative is unfair and oversimplified. Sure, she can be intense—“It’s no secret that Sharon has been known to be unpleasant at times,” he admitted—but her commitment to Ozzy runs far deeper than business.

“She kept him going and put up with a lot of stuff you wouldn’t put up with for a minute in your own marriage,” Bukszpan added. “But she took [her] vows seriously and stood by him. If it was just about business, she would’ve stopped a long time ago.”

Sharon and Ozzy’s relationship has long been a lightning rod for debate among fans. From their fiery dynamic on “The Osbournes” to public battles with addiction, infidelity, and health scares, the couple’s ups and downs have often played out in the spotlight.

But he argues that Sharon’s influence is what helped transform Ozzy’s post-Sabbath freefall into a wildly successful solo career—and quite possibly kept him out of an early grave.

“She gets a lot of hate online,” he said. “But I just think the way she’s being characterized is wrong.”

Given Ozzy’s legendary drug use, bat-biting stage antics, and sheer number of near-death experiences, surviving to 76 was no small feat. And if you ask the guy who literally wrote the book on him, it’s Sharon who deserves a standing ovation.

Miranda Lambert’s Butt Is Going Viral

Miranda Lambert’s got fans talking (and zooming) after a clip from her recent performance with Morgan Wallen in Seattle made its way to TikTok—for reasons that had nothing to do with her vocals.

While opening the show, Lambert rocked a short skirt on a high stage… and gave front-row fans a little more than they bargained for. A fan caught the moment on video, zoomed in on the accidental (or intentional?) butt-baring angle, and posted it online. You can guess what happened next: it blew up.

TikTok’s comment section did not disappoint:

  • “Now we know why the front row is so expensive.”
  • “I didn’t realize what a big Miranda Lambert fan I was until now.”
  • “Someone start a GoFundMe for the cameraman so we can tip him for this masterpiece.”
  • “You are an asset to this community.”
  • “She’s being cheeky. Lol.”

While the moment happened during her performance of “Bluebird,” let’s just say viewers weren’t exactly focused on the lyrics.

So what’s the verdict: Was it a wardrobe slip? Or a well-timed viral moment? Fans are divided, but no one’s complaining.

Whether it was intentional or just an accidental reveal, one thing’s for sure—Miranda knows how to work a stage. And now, she might be working her way into a few more TikTok algorithms too.

@mindystp

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♬ original sound – Mindy
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