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Move Over, Dick Butkus — There’s a New MVP of NSFW Sports Names

Baseball just got a whole lot more memorable, thanks to the New York Mets and their newest addition to the bullpen: Dickey Lovelady.

Yes, that is his real name. And yes, Mets fans are already obsessed.

Technically, the left-handed reliever goes by Richard Lovelady, and that’s what you’ll see on his baseball card, and probably in the stat sheets. But according to a Mets beat reporter, he prefers to be called “Dickey” — especially if you run into him at the stadium or on the street. And the internet is having an absolute field day.

One fan joked that “Dickey Lovelady sounds like it’s straight out of a Seinfeld episode,” while another swore he had to be an “Austin Powers character.”

It’s the kind of name that would get rejected from a video game for being too suggestive. But in real life? It’s pitching for the Mets.

To be fair, Dick Butkus — the legendary Chicago Bears linebacker — has long held the title of “Most Inappropriate Sports Name That’s Actually Real.” But in 2025, it might finally be time to pass the torch. Or the glove.

Lovelady’s been bouncing around the minors for a few years, including a stint with the Minnesota Twins organization. Now, he’s landed in New York, where fans don’t always have a ton to celebrate. But even in a preseason without much hope, they’re taking this win.

Of course, if you were hoping to slide into DMs, you’re out of luck. The man is married and has a kid. Sorry, folks — this Lovelady’s already spoken for.

CLEVELAND, OHIO – SEPTEMBER 12: Richard Lovelady #55 of the Tampa Bay Rays throws a pitch during the ninth inning against the Cleveland Guardians at Progressive Field on September 12, 2024 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Photo by Nick Cammett/Diamond Images via Getty Images)

Should You Give Your Kids Screen Time on Long Road Trips?

The short answer is yes. What are you crazy? But not everyone agrees.

Did you know that 73% of U.S. travelers would prefer a road trip over flying? And 83% of people plan to drive to their summer vacation destination this year.

Everyone’s talking about how expensive airfare is nowadays, so it makes sense more people are hitting the road. But here’s the million-dollar question for parents: How much screen time are you doling out for your kids?

A lot of parents out there are strict with screen time.

There’s one lady that says she only lets her kids listen to audiobooks. If I was that kid, I’d be looking at my emancipation options.

But apparently being strict is far from the norm. According to the CDC, here is the average amount of screen time given to kids daily. Not just on road trips, but every day:

  • 8-10 years old: Six hours
  • 11-14 years old: Nine hours
  • 15-18 years old: Seven and 1/2 hours

So if an 11-14 year old is averaging nine hours on screens per day, surely for a 500-mile road trip, they get to be on an iPad the entire time, right?

Why 500 you might ask? Because I need advice. I’m driving from Tennessee to Michigan and my wife thinks the kids need a break for their eyes. But I think I might need a break from all the questions. I love them, but is nine hours really that bad?

I would have played nine straight hours of Game Boy when I was their age, but the batteries would’ve never lasted that long.

These Obsolete Skills Still Live Rent-Free in Our Brain

Wanna feel old? (Or older than you already did?) People online are sharing all the quirky, now-useless skills they still remember… and if you were born before apps were a thing, chances are you’ve got a few of these stored in your mental attic.

Here’s a nostalgic list of obsolete talents many of us haven’t used in decades, but could still pull off in our sleep:

  1. Programming a VCR
    If you could make it stop blinking 12:00, you were basically the family tech support.
  2. Dubbing tapes with two VCRs
    Including the sacred ritual of removing the plastic tab so no one taped over Spaceballs.
  3. Rewinding a cassette with a pencil
  4. Loading and developing 35mm film
  5. Driving stick
    Still potentially useful if you find a car from the ‘90s or a luxury European rental.
  6. Using a Thomas Guide
    You had to read a map using Battleship-like grids.
  7. Making a mixtape
    From radio. In real time. With perfect timing.
  8. Covering school books with paper bags
    Sharpie doodles were encouraged.
  9. Running MS-DOS programs
  10. Memorizing phone numbers
    Jenny’s number (867-5309) lives rent-free in our heads forever.
  11. Customizing Winamp skins
  12. Using carbon paper
    The OG “copy and paste.”
  13. Folding a roadmap
    Or more accurately: trying, failing, and then “making it work.”
  14. Pinning a cloth diaper
    And doing it without poking a baby. Legend status.
  15. Making a weed pipe out of a Coke can
    You didn’t learn that in shop class, but maybe you should’ve.

Whether you’re laughing, cringing, or feeling weirdly proud, these skills are little time capsules of life before everything got smart, touch-enabled, and stored in the cloud.

Too Many Nightmares Can Literally Scare You to Death

Having nightmares once in a while is normal, especially nightmares where you’re being chased down a beach by a sentient flock of angry toupees. (No? Just me?)

A study presented at the annual European Academy of Neurology conference in Finland found that having bad dreams regularly could cause more than just a poor night’s sleep. People who frequently suffer from nightmares are significantly more likely to die young.

Yes, too many nightmares could be deadly.

Researchers tracked participants for nearly 20 years and found a disturbing link. Those who reported having nightmares at least once a week were three times more likely to die before the age of 70.

They think it’s tied to how our bodies respond to stress. Just like in real life, your system goes into panic mode during nightmares, pumping out cortisol – a stress hormone strongly linked to faster cellular aging.

“Our sleeping brains cannot distinguish dreams from reality. That’s why nightmares often wake us up sweating, gasping for breath, and with our hearts pounding – because our fight-or-flight response has been triggered. This stress reaction can be even more intense than anything we experience while awake.”

Okay, maybe you’ll live. But bad dreams make you age faster too.

The study found people with frequent nightmares tend to age faster as well. So, nightmares that your hair turned gray could actually make your hair turn gray! They say the sped-up cellular aging is 40% of the reason you’re more likely to die young.

Sleep well… your life might depend on it.

The results of the study point to a close connection between disturbed sleep, chronic stress, and long-term health. So if you’re waking up in a cold sweat more nights than not, it might be time to take your sleep hygiene (and stress levels) seriously.

If you’ve been brushing off your bad dreams as no big deal, you might want to rethink that decision.

Maybe sleep on it. Sweet dreams!

Coffee Can Add Years to Your Life

Turns out your cranky uncle was right all along: coffee is the nectar of the gods… as long as you don’t ruin it with a bucket of cream and a pound of sugar.

A new study out of Tufts University found that drinking one to three cups of black, caffeinated coffee a day is linked to a lower risk of dying, especially from heart-related issues.

So, not only does it not “stunt your growth,” like your grandma warned you about, it might actually extend your life.

But there’s a catch: we’re talking about real, honest, grown-up coffee. Not the 700-calorie dessert disguised as a beverage that you just ordered from Starbucks with whipped cream, caramel drizzle, and a misspelled name.

Researchers say the benefits are mostly tied to black coffee, or coffee with only tiny amounts of added sugar and fat. People who drank it this way had a 14% lower risk of death than non-coffee drinkers.

For the record, “low sugar” means about half a teaspoon per cup. And “low fat” means something like one tablespoon of light cream, or five tablespoons of 2% milk if you’re feeling fancy.

Two to three cups a day seems to be the sweet spot, but don’t bother doubling that and expecting to live forever.

Drinking more than three didn’t give any added benefits… except maybe the ability to hear colors.

Scientists think the credit goes to bioactive compounds in coffee that help your heart, fight inflammation, and possibly make mornings bearable.

So go ahead, pour yourself another cup of black gold. Just don’t let the barista turn it into a milkshake.

Job Seekers Want Short Workweeks, Pets, and Nap Rooms

Turns out job seekers in 2025 aren’t just asking for competitive salaries… or beanbag chairs and unlimited LaCroix.

A new survey from Resume.io reveals what today’s workforce considers non-negotiable benefits, and at the top of the list? Cold, hard financial security.

Topping the workplace must-haves:

  • Paid overtime (76%)
  • Paid sick leave (75%)
  • Comprehensive health insurance (73%)
  • 401(k) retirement plans (67%)
  • Dental coverage (59%)

In other words, if you want to hire great people, you better be ready to pony up for the basics.

But there’s a gender divide when it comes to the finer details. Male professionals are prioritizing wealth-building perks: 28% say stock options are essential, and 20% want financial planning services included. Meanwhile, women are more focused on benefits that support inclusivity and family life. Over a third (36%) say maternity/paternity leave is a must, and 30% list DEI programs as essential… compared to just 27% and 23% of men, respectively.

And then there’s Gen Z and Millennials, coming in hot with the vibe check.

Gen Z’s demands include:

  • Four-day workweeks (30%)
  • “Fun rooms” with ping-pong and games (18%)
  • Pet-friendly offices (20%)

Millennials? They just want a nap. Literally—17% of them say “nap rooms” are necessary.

While some of these perks might sound a little over the top, they reflect a real shift in work culture. Flexibility, mental health, and purpose-driven policies are quickly becoming as critical as pay and healthcare. Employers hoping to stay competitive might need to rethink what their benefit packages say about their company’s values.

Or, maybe they just hire A.I. to replace you, until it starts demanding gym memberships, trampolines, and adult ball pits.

Who Needs Energy Drinks When You’ve Got Taser Roulette?

Jon Pardi’s Honkytonk Hollywood Tour is already bringing the high energy . . . but for some members of his crew, it’s also delivering a jolt of literal electricity.

Before each show, a few brave (or slightly unhinged?) team members have been play a game where the setup is simple: spin the bottle, and if it lands on you, get TASED. Yes, with an actual stun gun.

(Can we just go back to kissing please?)

Opening act Corey Kent recently spilled the beans, admitting he’s already been zapped in the chest at least six times on this tour.

Six! And somehow, he’s still able to sing and play guitar afterward.

“It’s so exhilarating,” Corey told The Boot, like someone who’s either found a new adrenaline high or temporarily lost all sense of self-preservation.

So far, Jon Pardi hasn’t joined in on the pre-show mayhem. But according to Corey, that invite is coming. Let’s just hope they don’t end up canceling a show because someone decided to taser the headliner.

The wild tradition, dubbed “Taser Roulette,” might sound like a recipe for disaster—but Corey insists it actually boosts the energy on stage.

Apparently, nothing gets you ready to perform like a jolt of voltage right before curtain.

Fans are torn between thinking it’s hilarious or totally bonkers. Either way, it’s not your average soundcheck routine. Jon is a smart man to avoid this madness so far.

Would you play taser roulette with your co-workers? Or are you more of a “coffee and chill” type before a big meeting?

Hot Enough For Ya? Here Are the “Hottest” Rock Songs

If you’ve stepped outside recently and immediately regretted it, you’re not alone—it’s officially scorching. And while most of us are just trying not to melt, the crew over at UltimateClassicRock.com decided to crank up the heat even more with their list of the 30 Hottest Rock Songs of All Time.

Whether it’s songs about fire, sun-drenched summers, or just plain sweaty vibes, the list leans hard into the heatwave theme. And yes, it starts with a literal fire:

Here’s the top 15 “hot” rock tracks according to the list:

  1. “Fire” – The Jimi Hendrix Experience (1967)
  2. “Summer in the City” – The Lovin’ Spoonful (1966)
  3. “Ring of Fire” – Johnny Cash (1963)
  4. “Burning Down the House” – Talking Heads (1983)
  5. “Heat Wave” – Martha and the Vandellas (1963)
  6. “Hot Fun in the Summertime” – Sly and the Family Stone (1969)
  7. “Great Balls of Fire” – Jerry Lee Lewis (1957)
  8. “Light My Fire” – The Doors (1967)
  9. “On Fire” – Van Halen (1978)
  10. “Hot Blooded” – Foreigner (1978)
  11. “Burnin’ For You” – Blue Öyster Cult (1981)
  12. “Red Hot” – Mötley Crüe (1983)
  13. “The Heat Is On” – Glenn Frey (1984)
  14. (tie) “Fire” – Bruce Springsteen (1986)
  15. (tie) “Hang Fire” – The Rolling Stones (1981)

It’s basically a playlist that would spontaneously combust if you played it in your car right now. And yes, the list is a clever blend of literal fire references and steamy summer classics, with a few unexpected throwbacks sprinkled in. (Looking at you, Mötley Crüe.)

With temperatures soaring across the country, people are likely cranking their AC and their speakers. Search terms like hot rock songs, fire playlist, and songs for a heatwave are probably trending alongside “how to not die in a heat dome.”

And hey, at least now you’ve got a soundtrack for sweating it out.

Check out the full list on UltimateClassicRock.com

No Mercy: Martin Kove Bit His “Cobra Kai” Co-Star at a Fan Convention

This is not how Sensei Kreese was supposed to strike first.

In what might be the weirdest thing to happen at a fan convention lately, “Cobra Kai” star Martin Kove was reportedly kicked out of an event in Washington on Sunday after biting his co-star Alicia Hannah-Kim.

That’s right. He bit her.

Kove, 78, is best known for playing the no-mercy dojo master John Kreese in “The Karate Kid” and “Cobra Kai”. Hannah-Kim, who plays fellow villainous sensei Kim Da-Eun, says she was walking past him when he suddenly grabbed her arm and chomped down. According to her police report, the bite was hard enough to leave a visible bruise and nearly broke the skin.

And as if that wasn’t bizarre enough, she says he then kissed her arm—y’know, like that makes it better?

Hannah-Kim didn’t press charges, but she did file a report and take photos. She also claims that when she calmly told him what he did was unacceptable, he got angry and insisted he’d done it “for fun.”

Kove later apologized, but only after the police showed up and asked him to leave.

Fun fact: One of Bill Hader’s first jobs in Hollywood was driving Kove around. He talked about it on Marc Maron’s podcast and didn’t exactly paint Kove in the nicest light. 👀

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