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Do Parents Care If Kids Swear?

If you have ever heard a kid casually drop a swear word in the grocery store and felt your soul leave your body, you are not alone.

A new poll looking at parents’ attitudes toward kids swearing, and yeah: parents have strong opinions about profanity, right up until their own child says something wildly inappropriate at the worst possible moment.

The poll surveyed parents of kids ages 6 to 17 about whether swearing is acceptable, and nearly half of them, 47%, say profanity is never okay. Not even accidentally. Another 35% say it depends on the situation, while 12% say it depends on the word. And then there is the 6% of parents who shrug and say swear words are no big deal, which probably tells you everything you need to know about what their house sounds like.

Age matters a lot here. Parents of younger kids, ages 6 to 12, are far more likely to say swearing is totally off-limits. Parents of teenagers, on the other hand, are more likely to say it depends on the situation. This is likely because once your kid is 15, you are just happy if they are not swearing at you.

Of course, when it comes to their own children, most parents swear their kids are basically saints.

44% say their child never uses profanity, and another 32% say it happens rarely. Meanwhile, 24% admit their kid swears occasionally or frequently, which feels like the most honest group in the room.

So why are kids doing it? According to parents, 41% say it is just “out of habit.” 37% think kids swear to fit in with friends, while 36% say they are trying to be funny. 21% believe their child is doing it for attention, and 27% say, with a deep sigh, that it is just the way kids talk these days now. Cool. Love that for us.

As for where kids learn these words, parents mostly blame other people, but not entirely. 65% say friends or classmates are the main influence. 58% point to popular media. But 45% of parents admit their kids probably learned those words by hearing them say it first, usually while driving.

So parents hate swearing in theory… tolerate it in reality… and secretly know they are responsible.

You can make all the rules you want, but once a kid learns a bad word, it is only a matter of time before they use it loudly, confidently, and in front of someone important.

Viral Chore List Sparks Debate Over Parenting Styles

Is today’s generation of kids too soft?

That’s the question lighting up social media, after one man shared the very detailed list of chores his dad assigned him as a kid—and people have some strong opinions.

The man posted the list on Threads, noting that it all started when he was just eight years old. He says his dad was “the coolest man on Earth,” but also ran a pretty tight ship. “Hella structure and rules,” he wrote.

And he wasn’t kidding.

The list breaks chores down by daily, weekly, and monthly expectations, covering everything from bed-making and trash duty to scrubbing the toilet and deep-cleaning the basement.

Even before-school routines were regimented: bed made, breakfast eaten, homework double-checked, and out the door on time. After school? Get changed, finish all homework, check in before dinner, and be inside before 9. Then dishes, trash, shower, and lights out by 10.

On top of that, each week had its own themed cleaning session. Monday was trash and liners. Sunday was full laundry—including ironing school clothes (yes, ironing). And each Saturday of the month brought its own deep-cleaning assignment: bathroom, kitchen, basement, and finally, the front and back of the house.

As you might guess, the internet had thoughts.

Some commenters were impressed, praising the structure and saying it taught discipline, responsibility, and time management. Others felt it was too intense for a child, arguing that kids need some free time that doesn’t involve bleach or a vacuum.

Still, the post struck a chord—especially with those who grew up in homes where “chores” weren’t optional, they were just life. The bigger takeaway for many was that structure, even if it sounds rigid by today’s standards, helped set kids up for adulthood in a way participation trophies and unlimited screen time maybe don’t.

Whether you see it as admirable parenting or old-school overkill, one thing’s clear: we’re all a little nostalgic for the days when “clean your room” actually meant cleaning your entire room… not just shoving stuff under the bed and calling it a win.

The Best Sitcom Neighbors of All Time

Every sitcom needs a good neighbor. Sometimes they are lovable. Sometimes they are annoying.

Sometimes they exist purely to pop in uninvited and wreck everyone’s day. And every once in a while, they get so popular they basically hijack the entire show.

MSN.com just released a list of the 26 best sitcom neighbors ever, and their Top 15 is basically a love letter to the scene-stealers who lived next door. These characters weren’t just background noise — they delivered punchlines, stole scenes, and sometimes became the show.

Here’s who made the top of the list:

  1. Ned Flanders (The Simpsons)
    Homer’s relentlessly cheerful and overly wholesome neighbor since 1989. Started as a one-joke character and evolved into one of the show’s most developed (and beloved) personalities.
  2. Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld)
    The human hurricane who never knocked, never worked, and somehow always thrived. His entrances alone are sitcom royalty.
  3. George Jefferson (All in the Family)
    A strong enough neighbor to get his own spinoff. And then become a legend.
  4. Ed Norton (The Honeymooners)
    Classic buddy-neighbor energy with Ralph Kramden. A true OG of the genre.
  5. Fred and Ethel Mertz (I Love Lucy)
    The grumpy but lovable landlords who were always part of Lucy’s schemes (whether they wanted to be or not).
  6. Gladys Kravitz (Bewitched)
    Possibly the original “nosy neighbor.” If you’ve ever side-eyed your window because of something weird next door, you’re channeling Gladys.
  7. Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
    Supposed to be a one-episode guest. Became the entire show. Did he do that? Yes. Yes, he did.
  8. Marie Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
    The ultimate meddling mom-next-door. Equal parts loving and overbearing.
  9. Wilson Wilson Jr. (Home Improvement)
    Wise, mysterious, and the only neighbor to drop life advice without ever fully revealing his face.
  10. Newman (Seinfeld)
    “Hello, Jerry.” Postal worker. Nemesis. Icon.
  11. Kimmy Gibbler (Full House)
    Loud, weird, and somehow always in the kitchen. She was every kid’s nightmare and every sitcom’s dream.
  12. Mr. Feeney (Boy Meets World)
    Neighbor, teacher, mentor, life coach — and always within earshot of a heartfelt moment.
  13. Barney Rubble (The Flintstones)
    Fred Flintstone’s best buddy and next-door caveman. Loyal, goofy, and still quotable.
  14. Rhoda Morgenstern (The Mary Tyler Moore Show)
    Brought sass, heart, and her own spinoff to the neighbor game.
  15. Roger (What’s Happening!!)
    Brought charm and cool-kid energy to the building, and a lot of laughs with it.

From the wacky to the wise, these sitcom neighbors made their mark — and in a lot of cases, they’re the ones we remember most.

Here’s How to Get Guys to Stop Bothering You at the Gym: Pretend to Fart

If you’re struggling with your New Year’s Resolution of going to the gym… because you’re lazy… that’s understandable.

But if you’re struggling with your New Year’s Resolution of going to the gym… because people are bothering you, that’s not cool.

If you’re at the gym, locked in, headphones on, trying to better yourself, and some random dude decides now is the perfect time to shoot his shot, there is a new, passive-aggressive way to shut it down.

A post online went viral, where a woman shared a story about an interaction she witnessed at the gym, and the internet immediately knew it was special.

A guy walked up to two women who were working out, eyebrows raised, confidence fully activated. Before he could say anything, one of the women cut him off with a warning.

“Uh, you might not want to come over here, dude,” she said. “I just farted. It’s bad.”

That was it. The guy looked horrified and immediately left the area. No confrontation. No awkward rejection. Just a clean, imaginary stink-based exit.

After he walked away, the second woman asked the obvious question: did you really just do that?

The answer was even better. “Psh, no.”

Since the tweet went viral, other women have jumped in to say they are now using the same technique with great success. Apparently, nothing kills gym flirtation faster than the threat of lingering flatulence. We truly do live in interesting times.

Is this the right solution for every situation? Probably not. But for those moments when you just want to finish your workout in peace without being hit on between sets, it’s hard to argue with the results.

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago: Feb 15-21

Ferris wheel sex, wood in parmesan, and Deadpool on SNL. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.

Parmesan Is Loaded with Wood Pulp

A “Bloomberg” report found that in many cases, parmesan cheese isn’t just cheese – it also includes cellulose, aka wood pulp. Suddenly, everyone was side-eyeing their spaghetti like it came from Home Depot. The story sparked grocery-aisle paranoia and made “freshly grated” feel less like a flex and more like a necessity.

Kanye’s SNL Backstage Rant Leaks

A hot mic caught Kanye West venting backstage at Saturday Night Live, and the audio spread faster than a meme on dial-up. The meltdown fueled debates about ego, artistry, and whether anyone at Studio 8H should ever assume microphones are actually off. Peak mid-2010s celebrity chaos unlocked.

Fans Want Deadpool to Host SNL

With Deadpool dominating the box office, fans launched a petition begging the Merc with a Mouth to host SNL. Ryan Reynolds responded with a spoof “leaked audio” clip that felt very on-brand: sarcastic, meta, and internet-ready. Marketing genius or just Reynolds being Reynolds? Maybe both… but also an obvious reference to a certain Kanye story that was making waves. 👆

Las Vegas Ferris Wheel Hookup

Earlier that February, a story went viral about a couple who got arrested for hooking up on the High Roller ferris wheel in Vegas. Turned out the guy was supposed to get married that same day – to a different woman – until his fiancée revealed she was pregnant with another man’s baby. Five margaritas and one random birthday girl later, he ended up on the ferris wheel. His ex-fiancée reportedly bailed him out. No word on how they’re doing these days.

Spamageddon: Groupon Tops the List of Inbox Invaders

A ranking of the most relentless email marketers crowned Groupon as the undisputed king of “Why do I have 257 unread emails?” The list reminded everyone that unsubscribing is basically cardio for your mouse finger – and that the one coupon you used in 2013 might haunt you forever.

Trump Beefs with the Pope

Politics and religion collided when Donald Trump fired back at comments from Pope Francis about border walls. The headline felt surreal – a presidential candidate publicly sparring with the Pope like it was a cable-news crossover episode. Twitter, naturally, treated it like the Super Bowl of hot takes. (Oh, how innocent we were back then.)

Roseanne Starts Selling Weed

Roseanne Barr announced plans to jump into the pot dispensary world, proving celebrity endorsements were hitting new highs – literally. The move blended her unpredictable persona with the rapidly growing cannabis industry, leaving fans wondering whether this was a savvy business play or just peak Roseanne energy.

U.S. Marshals Arrest Man Over a Student Loan From 1987

One guy learned the hard way that student debt can outlive hairstyles and fashion trends. After failing to appear in court over a decades-old loan, U.S. Marshals stepped in, turning a financial headache into a viral story that made everyone with delinquent student debt just a little more nervous.

Women Proposing to Men Is Finally Okay

A poll found 73% of British men would happily accept a proposal from a woman, challenging old-school dating norms. The takeaway? Tradition is flexible, romance is evolving, and women don’t have to wait on their guy to get over that fear of commitment anymore.

“To Kill a Mockingbird” Author Harper Lee Dies at 89

Literary icon Harper Lee passed away at 89, prompting a wave of tributes to the author whose work shaped generations of readers. “To Kill a Mockingbird” remains a cultural touchstone, reminding everyone that even in an era of viral headlines, one powerful story can still echo for decades.

Are These the Best Rock Love Songs?

Valentine’s Day is the perfect excuse to argue about music rankings, and Billboard gave rock fans plenty to debate.

The magazine’s editorial staff released its list of the 50 Best Rock Love Songs of All Time, pulling from six decades of music and covering everything from classic rock staples to modern favorites.

If you are building the ultimate love song playlist, or just looking for an excuse to revisit some legendary tracks, this list has you covered.

Taking the top spot is David Bowie’s “Heroes” from 1977. Billboard’s staff crowned it the best rock love song ever, praising its emotional weight and larger than life feel. It is a love song that feels hopeful, defiant, and cinematic all at once, which is probably why it still hits just as hard today.

Right behind it at #2 is “Maps” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs from 2003. It is raw, vulnerable, and painfully honest, showing that love songs do not need to be polished to be powerful. Coming in at #3 is The Beatles’ “Something”, released in 1969, a track often described as one of the most sincere and beautiful love songs ever written.

Here are the Top 25:

  1. “Heroes”, David Bowie (1977)
  2. “Maps”, Yeah Yeah Yeahs (2003)
  3. “Something”, The Beatles (1969)
  4. “Just Like Heaven”, The Cure (1987)
  5. “In Your Eyes”, Peter Gabriel (1986)
  6. “Your Song”, Elton John (1970)
  7. “Still Into You”, Paramore (2013)
  8. “Because the Night”, Patti Smith (1978)
  9. “Sweet Child O’ Mine”, Guns N’ Roses (1987)
  10. “Can’t Help Falling in Love”, Elvis Presley (1961)
  11. “This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)”, Talking Heads (1983)
  12. “I’ll Stand By You”, The Pretenders (1994)
  13. “Maybe I’m Amazed”, Paul McCartney (1970)
  14. “Happy Together”, The Turtles (1967)
  15. “Come to My Window”, Melissa Etheridge (1993)
  16. “All the Small Things”, Blink-182 (1999)
  17. “Harvest Moon”, Neil Young (1992)
  18. “Never Tear Us Apart”, INXS (1987)
  19. “I Want to Know What Love Is”, Foreigner (1984)
  20. “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out”, The Smiths (1986)
  21. “May This Be Love”, Jimi Hendrix (1967)
  22. “Eres”, Café Tacvba (2003)
  23. “Just the Way You Are”, Billy Joel (1977)
  24. “Lovesong”, The Cure (1989)
  25. “You Make Loving Fun”, Fleetwood Mac (1977)

The list jumps across eras and subgenres, from classic rock and new wave to pop punk and alternative. It is a reminder that rock love songs are not just slow dances and power ballads. They can be joyful, heartbreaking, awkward, or explosive, sometimes all in the same track.

If you are building a Valentine’s Day playlist or just looking for an excuse to revisit some all time greats, Billboard’s ranking makes a strong case that rock music has never been short on love.

The Three Germiest Spots in Airports and on Planes

Everyone worries about getting sick from that stale, recirculated air on planes.  But what you really have to worry about is the stuff you touch. 

A study looked at how many bacteria and fungal cells there were on different surfaces.  

Here are the top three things to worry about on the plane:

1.  The “flush” button in the airplane bathroom.  On average, they have about 95,000 CFUs per square inch.  That stands for “colony-forming units.”  95,000 is almost five times as much bacteria as you’ll find in the average kitchen sink.

2.  Your tray table, just under 12,000 CFUs.

3.  Your seat belt.  Specifically the buckle.  Just over 1,000 CFUs.

But the thing you really need to worry isn’t on the plane. 

It’s one of the first things you touch at the airport.  Here are three things to worry about before you board:

1.  The self check-in kiosks.  The screens had an average of 254,000 CFUs.  So almost three times as many as the “flush” button.  And one they tested had over a million.

2.  The armrests on the chairs at your gate, 22,000 CFUs.  That’s slightly higher than what you’d find in a kitchen sink.

3.  The button on water fountains, 19,000 CFUs.

If the pandemic taught us anything, it’s that the easiest way to limit your exposure to germs is to wash your hands frequently… avoid touching your face… and wear a mask if you’re sick to avoid spreading it to others. And there’s always the option of wearing a mask yourself, if you don’t trust your fellow Americans to keep their germs to themselves.

15 Horror Movies to Watch This Valentine’s Day If Rom-Coms Aren’t Your Thing

If Valentine’s Day usually means dodging rom-coms and pretending you’re “busy,” this list is for you. Here are 15 horror movies that still count as love stories, just with more blood, trauma, and extremely questionable relationship choices.

  1. “Bones and All” (2022)
    A tender road-trip romance where the couple connects emotionally, spiritually, and occasionally through cannibalism.
  2. “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” (1992)
    The most dramatic vampire love story ever made, featuring tragic passion, flowing hair, and a man who desperately needs a blood alternative.
  3. “Bride of Chucky” (1998)
    Two killer dolls on a road trip somehow manage better communication than most movie couples.
  4. “Crimson Peak” (2015)
    A gorgeous gothic romance set in a haunted house that is very clearly trying to warn everyone to leave.
  5. “The Fly” (1986)
    Love, science, and the slow realization that your boyfriend is becoming a full-on nightmare bug.
  6. “Lisa Frankenstein” (2024)
    A teen girl reanimates a corpse and decides he’s boyfriend material, which honestly feels on-brand for high school.
  7. “Mandy” (2018)
    A breakup movie turned revenge nightmare, starring grief, chainsaws, and Nicolas Cage losing his mind in spectacular fashion.
  8. “Misery” (1990)
    What happens when your biggest fan loves you so much she absolutely refuses to let you go home.
  9. “My Bloody Valentine” (1981), plus the 2009 remake
    A Valentine’s Day slasher that proves chocolate and murder have always gone hand in hand.
  10. “Possession” (1981)
    A marriage falling apart so violently it somehow involves subway breakdowns and something truly unholy.
  11. “Spring” (2014)
    A vacation romance gets complicated when one person turns out to have an extremely intense personal secret.
  12. “The Strangers” (2008)
    A couple enjoys a quiet night in until random people decide to emotionally destroy them for no clear reason.
  13. “Valentine” (2001)
    A group of friends learns that being awful in high school can come back later with a knife.
  14. “Nosferatu” (2024)
    A moody, gothic nightmare about obsession and dread, and why some crushes should absolutely stay unreturned.
  15. “Heart Eyes” (2025)
    A Valentine’s-themed slasher where couples are literally the target, making staying single feel like a survival strategy.

Trends We’ll Seriously Regret in 10 Years

Trends come and go, but regret is forever. Just ask anyone who spent a chunk of the early 2010s planking in public for attention. Now social media is looking ahead and predicting which current trends will make us cringe the hardest a decade from now. This time, people took it way more seriously, and the list goes well beyond goofy challenges.

Here are the modern trends people are convinced we’ll all regret later.

  1. Putting your entire life on the internet
    Oversharing feels normal now, but people are already worried that the worst posts, arguments, and bad takes will resurface years later, often at the worst possible time.
  2. Filming kids’ worst moments for clout
    Tantrums, punishments, and embarrassing meltdowns might get views today, but many think those videos will come back to haunt both parents and kids.
  3. Bullying teachers out of the profession
    People fear we’re chasing educators away and then acting shocked when schools struggle to keep qualified teachers around.
  4. Devaluing craftsmanship
    Fast, cheap, and disposable has become the default, and many think we’ll regret losing appreciation for skill, quality, and things built to last.
  5. Getting advice from TikTok influencers
    From medical tips to legal advice, trusting viral videos over actual experts feels like a bad long-term plan.
  6. Cosmetic surgeries and procedures
    Buccal fat removal came up a lot, with people predicting it will age very poorly as faces naturally change over time.
  7. Face tattoos
    Enough said.
  8. Giving kids unlimited access to technology
    People worry we’ll look back and wonder why we handed over screens without limits and hoped for the best.
  9. Letting kids run the household
    A lot of commenters asked when parents got so soft and predicted this trend will backfire hard.
  10. Giving kids truly terrible names
    Unique is one thing. Unpronounceable or career limiting is another.
  11. Letting go of privacy
    Many feel we gave up personal privacy way too easily and won’t fully understand the consequences until it’s too late.
  12. Sending DNA to random companies
    Mailing off genetic info now feels casual, but people suspect future regret once that data spreads.
  13. Over-reliance on AI
    Using AI for letters, essays, and schoolwork worries people who think it could weaken real skills over time.
  14. Anti-intellectualism
    Dismissing expertise and education altogether feels like something future generations won’t be proud of.
  15. The explosion of sports betting
    Easy access and constant ads have people predicting serious long-term fallout.
  16. Having an OnlyFans
    Not judging, just predicting regret when digital footprints never disappear.
  17. The “Broccoli” haircut
    Every generation gets at least one hairstyle they swear they never had.
  18. Buying NFTs
    Enough time has passed that this one is already aging badly.
  19. Buying Cybertrucks
    People are not confident this one will hold up as well as promised.
  20. Painting every wall gray
    This one feels fixable with a paint roller, but apparently the internet has spoken.

Ten years from now, we may look back at all of this the same way we look at planking. With confusion, embarrassment, and a strong desire to pretend it never happened.

The Most Clever Profanity-Free Insults

Anyone can unload a string of profanities when they’re annoyed. That takes zero skill and about three seconds of effort. The real flex is an insult that uses no swear words at all, yet somehow hurts more.

Someone recently asked people to share their favorite clean insults, and the internet did not disappoint.

Here are some of the best, along with why they hit so hard.

  1. “Some people bring joy wherever they go. Others, whenever.”
    This Oscar Wilde classic sounds polite, classy, and harmless until you realize it means everyone is happier the moment you leave.
  2. “If you were any simpler, you would need to be watered twice a week.”
    This one is devastating and botanical at the same time.
  3. “Snake mittens.”
    Short. Confusing. Brutal. You are useless, and now everyone is picturing it.
  4. “Thanks for helping. It was like doing it by myself, but harder.”
    Perfect for group projects, work meetings, or family gatherings.
  5. “May your days be as pleasant as you are.”
    This feels like a blessing, until it absolutely is not.
  6. “I envy the people who never met you.”
    No notes. Just pure, quiet damage.
  7. “Well, you did your best, and that’s what’s so sad.”
    This one should probably come with a warning label.
  8. “Wisdom is chasing him, but that man can run.”
    Poetic. Elegant. Ruthless.
  9. “I envy the simplicity of your perspective.”
    This sounds thoughtful, but it is absolutely not meant that way.
  10. “We have something in common. Neither of us knows what you’re talking about.”
    Ideal for meetings that should have been emails.
  11. “Get well soon.”
    Possibly the most confusing insult on the list, and that is what makes it powerful.
  12. “You think you’re a wit, but you’re only halfway there.”
    An insult that takes a second to process, then lands hard.
  13. “You have the confidence of someone who’s never been fact-checked.”
    Modern. Precise. Extremely online.
  14. “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”
    This one ends conversations immediately.
  15. “Somebody needs a diaper change.”
    Uncomfortable, effective, and impossible to recover from.
  16. “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”
    Educational and insulting, all at once.
  17. “You’re why the Power Rangers had to yell out their colors.”
    This feels oddly specific, which somehow makes it worse.
  18. “Your brain has too many tabs open.”
    Relatable, but also deeply judgmental.
  19. “Ignorant potato.”
    So clean it still somehow got someone sent to Facebook jail.
  20. “Unfrosted Mini Wheat.”
    Dry. Bland. Disappointing. Perfect.

The lesson here is simple. Swearing is easy. Creativity takes work. And if you really want to insult someone while technically remaining polite, nothing beats a well-crafted, profanity-free takedown. Just be careful. Once you call someone “snake mittens,” there is no going back.

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