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Adam Sandler Lists the 10 Reasons He Knows He’s Old

Adam Sandler has never been shy about poking fun at himself, but he really leaned into it while being honored at the AARP Movies for Grownups Awards.

The Sandman received a Career Achievement Award, and shared his personal list of “10 Reasons Why I Know I’m F***ing Old.” And yes, it went exactly where you think it did.

Here’s a recap of all 10 from his speech:

1. “The other day, I had to swallow a Viagra just to take a [pee]. And of course I had to call my doctor because of [pee] lasting for more than four hours.”

2. “When I sit down, it sounds like a semi-truck driving over a family of lobsters cracking their knuckles and eating Pop Rocks.”

3. “My tongue only has one taste bud left. Everything I eat now tastes like oatmeal, except oatmeal which tastes like Vaseline.”

4. Using a font so big that his texts “can be read by anyone with a window seat on a Delta flight.”

5. “[Using] a Dude Wipes on my pee-hole.”

6. “When I dive to the bottom of the pool, most of my back skin stays floating on top of the water.”

7. “At my high school reunions, I spend most of the night saying, ‘I’m so sorry to hear that.'”

8. None of his toenails are the same color anymore and they look like “a box of Crayola crayons” when he takes his socks off.

9. “I called the Depend diaper headquarters and asked them if they ever considered getting into the sweatpants game.”

9.5. (He wrote a second #9 in case the first one didn’t work.) “My testicles are sagging so low that I now have to walk while wearing four shoes.”

10. He starts a movie and falls asleep almost immediately. Quote, “To every one of you fellow artists out there who are getting all the accolades, I must say I loved the first 30 seconds of all of your movies.”

Adam Sandler’s Baggy Clothes Started as a Joke

Adam Sandler’s signature fashion sense—think oversized tees, basketball shorts, and sneakers that look like they’ve run multiple marathons—has been puzzling fans for decades. But according to the man himself, there was a method to the madness… at least in the beginning.

In a recent interview, Sandler finally explained why he’s been rocking the baggy look since his younger years. Turns out, it started as a bit of a beachside prank. Back when he was in peak physical condition, he wore loose clothing to hide what he called a “beautiful body.” The goal? To shock people when he took his shirt off. “The Sandman’s ripped? I didn’t know that,” he joked.

But flash-forward a few decades—and about 50 feature films—and the fashion philosophy has changed.

Now 58, Sandler admits the oversized wardrobe serves a very different purpose: “Now, I go loose because it should be hidden.”

Honestly, relatable.

Sandler’s style has become something of an internet meme in its own right, with paparazzi photos regularly surfacing of him looking like he just rolled out of bed and straight onto a red carpet. Still, it’s hard to argue with the man’s comfort-first approach, especially when you consider how many fashion icons are secretly miserable in their designer fits.

And while his clothes may be roomy, Sandler’s impact on pop culture is anything but small. Whether he’s delivering a dramatic performance or just walking the dog, he’s managed to turn “I just threw this on” into a full-on brand.

So if you’re thinking of tossing on a 3XL tee today, just know—you’re not lazy. You’re just channeling your inner Sandman.

Is Adam Sandler Still Funny? The Internet Has Spoken

With “Happy Gilmore 2” dropping on Netflix tomorrow, Adam Sandler is back in the spotlight— but does he still got jokes? According to a new YouGov poll of over 2,200 Americans, 71% of the country thinks the Sandman is at least somewhat funny.

Specifically, 44% of people say he’s “somewhat funny,” while another 27% gave him full comedy credit with a “very funny” rating. Only 13% think he’s not very funny, and 9% said he’s not funny at all. That leaves 8% who are still on the fence—or maybe just haven’t seen “Billy Madison”.

This mini national referendum comes just ahead of Sandler’s return to one of his most iconic roles in “Happy Gilmore 2”, the long-awaited sequel to his 1996 golf comedy.

While Sandler has had some career ups and downs (and a few Razzie nominations to his name), his diehard fanbase clearly still finds him funny enough to click “play.”

The numbers show that his brand of goofy, lovable weirdness still resonates—at least more than it doesn’t. And when you stack up decades of hits (“The Wedding Singer”, “The Waterboy”, “Big Daddy”, and yes, even “Uncut Gems”) alongside his infamous flops, it kind of makes sense that “somewhat funny” took the top spot. He’s got a little something for everyone.