The U.S. Has Four of the Fakest Cities in the World

According to a new study, America might be leading the world in more than just fast food and reality TV—we’re now officially home to four of the fakest cities on the planet.

A ranking from travel insurance provider InsureAndGo analyzed over 1.3 million Google Maps reviews across 144 global cities, looking for mentions of “authentic,” “local,” or “traditional” experiences—and trying to avoid words like “tourist trap” and “overpriced.” The result? A list of the 10 least authentic cities in the world. And taking the top (or bottom?) spot: Chicago, Illinois.

Yep, Chicago was crowned the world’s #1 least authentic city, edging out famously over-touristed places like Venice, Italy, and Las Vegas, Nevada, which landed at #2 and #3, respectively. In total, four U.S. cities made the list, with Nashville (at #4) and Boston (at #6) also getting called out for being more “for show” than substance.

Here’s the full list of the world’s fakest destinations:

  1. Chicago, Illinois
  2. Venice, Italy
  3. Las Vegas, Nevada
  4. Nashville, Tennessee
  5. Hobart, Australia
  6. Boston, Massachusetts
  7. London, England
  8. Singapore
  9. Sydney, Australia
  10. Brussels, Belgium

If you’re surprised that Los Angeles didn’t make the cut, you’re not alone. The report jokingly nods to that irony—L.A. might be so inauthentic, it’s actually authentic at this point.

Meanwhile, cities topping the most authentic list include Bogotá, Colombia; Lima, Peru; and Taipei, Taiwan. Not a single American city cracked the top 20 for authenticity. Ouch.

So what makes a city feel fake to travelers? According to the study’s metrics, it’s all about the vibe: is your experience shaped by overpriced souvenir shops, gimmicky attractions, and cookie-cutter tours? Or are you getting something that feels real and rooted in local culture?

Either way, maybe this is a sign that it’s time to venture a little farther off the beaten path. Or at the very least, skip the $20 tourist trap hot dog and try something the locals actually eat.

The Cities with the Most Pleasant… DMVs?

Let’s be honest… no one walks out of the DMV raving about how delightful the experience was. At best, you leave thinking, “Hey, that wasn’t as soul-crushing as I feared.” But according to a new report, some cities actually manage to make the process almost… pleasant?

The folks at “Sudoku Bliss” (yes, really) analyzed online reviews and experiences from 140 DMV locations across 30 major U.S. cities, and they’ve crunched the data to find out where your DMV dreams… or nightmares… are most likely to come true.

The Best DMV Cities

If you’re looking for a stress-free license renewal, these ten cities scored highest for short wait times, decent service, and low frustration levels:

  1. Indianapolis – Honestly, this might be their biggest tourism pitch yet.
  2. Phoenix
  3. Seattle
  4. Jacksonville
  5. Philadelphia
  6. Chicago
  7. Baltimore
  8. Detroit
  9. New York City
  10. San Antonio

Phoenix, Jacksonville, and Philly even got special shout-outs for having the most pleasant DMV locations overall. We’re not saying they hand out lattes and compliments… but we’re not not saying it either.

The Worst DMV Cities

On the flip side, here’s where your DMV visit might feel like a form of punishment:

  1. Charlotte – Three of the five most-hated DMV offices are in Charlotte alone. Ouch.
  2. Portland, Oregon
  3. Austin
  4. Boston
  5. San Francisco
  6. Memphis
  7. Denver
  8. Oklahoma City
  9. Los Angeles
  10. Fort Worth

Oklahoma City gets some redemption here… they were named the “most improved,” so maybe they’ve just been working through some things. On the other hand, Los Angeles, Nashville, and D.C. were called out for being stuck in DMV purgatory with no signs of improvement.

Sleep? Not in These Cities. See Who’s Losing the Most Zzzs

If you’ve been hitting snooze a little too often lately, you’re not alone—especially if you live in Norfolk, Virginia. A new study analyzing data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has identified the most sleep-deprived cities in the U.S., and Norfolk claims the dubious honor of landing at the top of the list.

The research examined sleep patterns across 100 major metropolitan areas and ranked cities by how often residents report getting insufficient sleep. Norfolk leads the nation in sleepless nights, followed by New Orleans, and Detroit. Rounding out the top ten are Toledo, Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Philadelphia, Laredo, Cleveland, and Memphis.

While the rankings may raise eyebrows, the geography of sleeplessness is telling.

Most of the top 10 are located in the eastern half of the country, and Ohio stands out with three cities on the list—an indicator that sleep issues may be more regional than random. Whether it’s work schedules, stress, or late-night football heartbreaks (looking at you, Browns fans), some cities clearly aren’t catching enough Zs.

On the flip side, if you’re hoping for better shuteye, you might want to head west. The ten least sleep-deprived cities include Minneapolis, Seattle, and San Jose. Also making the well-rested list are Madison, Boise, St. Paul, Denver, Lincoln, Oakland, and San Francisco.

Notably, California and Minnesota each have multiple cities among the best sleepers list, suggesting that lifestyle, environment, or perhaps even local policy might play a role in promoting better rest.

With sleep deprivation linked to serious health concerns—including heart disease, obesity, and depression—this isn’t just a ranking to laugh off. Experts recommend that adults aim for at least seven hours of sleep per night, though a third of Americans regularly fall short.

So whether you’re sleepless in Norfolk or a snoozer in Seattle, it may be time to rethink those late-night scrolling habits. Your body—and maybe your city’s reputation—will thank you.

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