This Is the Age We Stop Preferring Self-Checkout

We all have our social quirks, or not-so-social quirks. Some of us talk to our plants. Some of us talk to our cats. But increasingly, some of us would rather not talk to a cashier… ever again.

According to recent data from a consumer group, 42% of shoppers overall now prefer self-checkout. But age matters.

The appeal? 82% of them prefer it because it’s faster, 41% said quieter, and 36% enjoy bagging their own groceries like they’re playing real-life “Tetris.”

The no-chat checkout life is especially beloved by Gen Z and Millennials, who most definitely prefer shopping methods that involve as little human interaction as possible. Whether it’s self-checkout, curbside pickup, or ordering online so they don’t have to speak to Chad in Aisle 6… they’re in.

Meanwhile, older shoppers are holding the line: 40% still prefer human cashiers, often because they enjoy the interaction, but also because they don’t want to have to bag all their own stuff.

So when does the turning point occur? Age 55

According to the report, 55 is the age when the average shopper starts saying, “You know what? I’m picking the lane with an actual person.” 

And when it comes to in-store pickup, the generational divide gets even wider. 86% of Gen Z and 76% of Millennials do it at least monthly, with about a quarter doing it weekly. Half of Gen X and Boomers, though? They’ve never tried it. Possibly because they don’t trust their phone. Or maybe they just like wandering around.

Bottom line: Retailers need to cater to both crowds. Give the people their human-free zones… but don’t unplug the cashiers just yet. Some of us still like a little small talk with our snacks.

Walking “On Clouds” Can Be So Squeaky

You know that moment when you’re walking through a quiet office or store and your shoes start squeaking like a clown at a children’s party? Yeah, imagine that… but every single time you wear them.

Have you seen those fancy “On” athletic shoes, with the “Cloud” line of styles? They cost around $140 to $180, and promise a “walking-on-clouds” experience. What they deliver is more “walking-on-wet-gym-floor.”

The problem? Those trendy little hollow pods on the bottom apparently double as squeak amplifiers. So instead of floating gracefully through life, you’re announcing every step like a duck in patent leather.

People have been complaining about this online for over a year, and now there’s a full-on class action lawsuit.

Customers say the squeaking is a design defect. The company says, nah, it’s just a “feature.” Or, “normal wear and tear.” Sure, because all my normal wear-and-tear experiences involve sounding like you’re stepping on a toddler’s bath toy.

“On” hasn’t commented on the lawsuit, but they have reportedly denied warranty claims for squeaky shoes. (Because nothing says “premium experience” like being told the $180 noise machine on your feet is “working as intended.”)

Other brands like Brooks Sports say squeaky shoes happen when moisture or air gets trapped under the insoles. Their fix? Take those soles out after every wear so they can “dry properly.”

Perfect… because what I really want from my daily footwear is a side hustle as a part-time cobbler.

So if you’re looking for shoes that scream “athletic elegance” and literally scream at the same time, On Cloud might be your perfect match. Walking on clouds never sounded so… squeaky.

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