10 BBQ Personalities You See at Every Cookout

What’s your technique at a barbecue?  Do you grab some food and then go back if you want more?  Or do you just go once and pile as much as possible on your plate?

A poll by bread brand Baker Street found 28% of us are “pilers,” where your whole plate is covered and there’s a mound of food on it.  Plate pilers were voted the most common type of person seen at barbecues. 

It’s one of 10 BBQ Personalities Who Seem to Show Up at Every Cookout.

1.  The person who piles up way too much food on their plate

2.  The person who gets their food delivered to them without getting up

3.  The drinker who keeps asking if anyone else needs another beer

4.  The person who will definitely drop food on the ground at some point (Dogs love that person.)

5.  The person (usually a guy) who offers unsolicited grilling advice

6.  The person (usually a woman) who shows up but doesn’t eat anything

7.  The meat-eater who’s about to try a vegan option and wants everyone to care

8.  The person who won’t eat with their hands

9.  The person who wants to take over the music and be DJ

10.  The person who shows up with their own chair

The poll also came up with four steps you can take to be seen as the “perfect” guest at your Fourth of July barbecue:

  1. Bring something.
  2. Offer to help the host.
  3. Before you eat, ask if you can get food for someone else.
  4. Before you leave, offer to help clean up.

The Most Dangerous Day of the Year for Your Phone Is July 4th

Sure, the Fourth of July is rough on your fingers (thanks, fireworks), but it turns out the real casualty might be your phone. And no, we’re not being dramatic… just statistically accurate.

A phone repair company looked at their data and found that July 4th is the single worst day of the year for phone accidents. That means more cracked screens, more soggy devices, and a whole lot of panicked “Find My iPhone” searches. In fact, phone mishaps spike 52% higher on the Fourth than an average day. (Memorial Day and Labor Day are next, but they don’t quite have that same chaotic energy.)

The bigger problem? Summer in general is like a war zone for smartphones.

  • Water damage cases jump more than 80%
  • Cracked screens rise 18%
  • Lost phones soar 66%

(So yes, your phone absolutely dreads summer break.)

If you’d prefer to end the weekend with both your dignity and your device intact, here are a few solid survival tips:

1. Don’t trust that “waterproof” hype. Yes, you heard about someone who fished their phone out of a lake after two months and it still worked. That’s the phone equivalent of a miracle. Yours is more likely to drown in a hot tub full of margarita mix. Bonus fun fact: saltwater and chlorine are even worse for electronics.

2. Put your info on your lock screen. Take a screenshot of your contact details and set it as your wallpaper. It triples your chances of getting your phone back if it goes missing.

3. Fix that cracked screen already. A busted screen makes your phone extra vulnerable to water damage. Even humidity can sneak in through the cracks and cause problems. (Yes, your phone is apparently as high-maintenance as your ex.)

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