Pun Poll: Some Love Wordplay, Others Just Groan

Wordplay might be the lowest form of comedy to some, but to others it is simply a play on brilliance.

A new poll on puns shows the country is pretty divided on whether clever wordplay is witty or just a bit pun-derwhelming.

(Sorry. I do appreciate the polite eye roll.)

The survey asked a simple question: how do you feel about other people making puns?

14% of people say they love when others drop a clever play on words. Another 27% say they like it. That means about four in ten people are at least pun-positive. Meanwhile, 37% feel neutral, which is basically the human equivalent of “meh.” On the more pun-ishing end of the spectrum, 5% say they dislike puns and 3% flat-out hate them. Another 15% are not sure how they feel, which suggests they are still processing a dad joke from 2007.

The poll also flipped the question around and asked how people feel about making puns themselves.

16% say they love crafting a good groaner.

Another 23% like it. 36% are neutral, 4% dislike doing it, and 2% hate it. So yes, there is a small but mighty group who would rather face a tongue twister than attempt a pun.

When it comes to skill level, most people admit they are just average in the wordplay department. However, 6% boldly claim they are outstanding at coming up with puns. That is some serious confidence. On the flip side, 9% say they are horrible at it, which might explain why some jokes never quite land and instead just plane crash.

The demographic breakdown is not shocking. Men are more into puns than women, which tracks with the long-standing tradition of dad jokes being both relentless and unrequested.

Younger adults also tend to appreciate puns more than older folks, proving that wordplay is still very much in its prime.

Puns may not always be well-received, but for a dedicated slice of the population, they are the highest form of humor.

The Most Popular Christmas Present Hiding Spot Is… the First Place Kids Look

If you’re a parent, it may seem like you could hide your kids’ presents INSIDE THE WALLS… and you’d still come home to see they’d sawed through the drywall to sneak a peek. 

So maybe THIS is just admitting defeat:

According to a survey, the most popular place to hide Christmas gifts is: In a bedroom closet… the first place kids look is: In a bedroom closet… and the place where gifts are most commonly found is: Yep, a bedroom closet.

The second most-popular hiding spot is a spare room, followed by a coat closet… under the bed… the trunk of the car… a spare drawer or cabinet… the basement… the garage… and the attic.

Some tougher spots for them to investigate include:  Another person’s house… “outside,” whatever that means… a shed… and a storage unit.

50% of people say they’ve had gifts they hid get found, while 50% claim they’ve been SUCCESSFUL at hiding gifts.  Or maybe, they just haven’t found out that their hiding spot has been breached.

And now, just for fun, here’s a playful list of:

Failproof Ways to Keep Your Kids’ Christmas Present Hidden

  • Bury it under vegetables.  Trust me, your kid won’t go near it.
  • Put it in a fancy vase and claim it’s Nana’s ashes.  Hey, it works with your weed.
  • Make a deal with your neighbor that if he keeps it at his house, you won’t tell the rest of the street about that time you got his copy of “Amish Butter Churners Gone Wild” in the mail.
  • Don’t buy it until December 25th.  As long as what your kid wants for Christmas is a gift card to 7/11.
  • Store it in the same apartment that keeps your boyfriend hidden from your husband.
  • Put it behind that fake rock for your house key… that everyone knows is a fake rock for your house key.
  • Continue hiding it in your bedroom closet.  But lower your kid’s Ritalin dosage so he’s too unfocused to hunt for it.
  • Just give your kid the Christmas present she deserves: nothing.  Problem solved.
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