“I Now Pronounce You Man and Wife”… Brought to You by Doritos

If you’ve ever looked at your wedding budget and thought, “There’s no way I can afford this… unless Pepsi steps in,” you’re not alone.

A new survey found that 61% of Americans would totally consider a brand-sponsored wedding… as long as the brand covered at least half the cost. So if Target wants to drop 20 grand on your big day, congratulations, you’re now Mr. and Mrs. Red Dot.

Only about one-third of people say they’d refuse to “sell out” their wedding completely, which means the rest of us are fine with a little corporate romance if it means saving cash.

And if a company covers everything? People are apparently ready to get weird.

Over half of respondents said they’d be cool with things like brand-themed cocktails or slapping logos on reception tables, signage, church banners, and invites. More than half would even let the brand hand out free samples to guests. (Nothing says love like a goodie bag of energy drinks and protein bars.)

It gets wilder: one-third of people said they’d let a brand mascot attend the wedding, and one in five would let that mascot (or a company rep, like Flo from Progressive) officiate. Imagine walking down the aisle while the Kool-Aid Man says, “Ohhh yeahhh, you may now kiss the bride.”

Nearly one in five would even name-drop the sponsor in their vows. (“I promise to love you, cherish you, and never forget that this moment was made possible by Subway. Eat Fresh.”)

And yes, 17% of people said they’d sew a logo right on the wedding dress. NASCAR, but make it nuptial.

At this rate, weddings of the future might look less like fairy tales and more like Super Bowl halftime shows… and honestly, that might be the only way anyone can still afford one.

Couples Need to Have 54% in Common to Make It?

Some couples seem like they were separated at birth. Others make you wonder if one of them just lost a bet.

A new survey from the adult toy site LELO found 26% of people in relationships think they and their partner are polar opposites. But a solid 73% of us still believe opposites attract.

We’re talking the usual yin-and-yang combos: introvert meets extrovert, planner meets free spirit, dreamer meets spreadsheet warrior. When it works, each person brings something the other one lacks. You get balance, growth, and someone to blame when your “spontaneous weekend trip” costs $800.

But most people don’t go out looking for someone who hates all the same stuff they love. According to the people in the survey, the sweet spot for a successful relationship is 54% similar. That’s just enough overlap to share a Netflix account without fighting over every show.

You just need to match up on these core things

The things couples really need to match on are big ones: core values, family goals, and what counts as cheating (on a diet or each other). The least important things? Career ambitions, fitness routines, and hobbies. So, you might still make it even if one of you runs marathons while the other spends weekends on the couch binge-watching whatever Peacock is shoving down our throats that month.

You might not stay opposites forever

The good news: opposites may attract, but they don’t usually stay opposites. Over time, most couples say they’ve grown more alike than different. So, maybe love doesn’t just find a way… it finds the middle.

Husband Forgets Wife on Road Trip, Drives 186 Miles

If you’re out on a road trip this summer with the fam, make sure to do a headcount before pulling away from the gas station.

A 62-year-old man from France is making headlines – and likely sleeping on the couch – after he accidentally left his wife behind at a rest stop during a family drive from Paris to Morocco. He didn’t realize she was missing until nearly 200 miles later.

Yes, really.

It happened on Day One of a 27-hour drive.

The trip was meant to be a relaxing and scenic multi-day journey. Their 22-year-old daughter was along for the ride too, sleeping in the back seat when things went sideways.

Around 4:30 a.m. on July 5th, the husband pulled into a gas station to fuel up. When he hit the road again, he somehow didn’t notice his wife wasn’t in the car.

Not ideal.

The oblivious husband just kept on driving.

To make things worse, he didn’t realize what had happened until around 8:30 a.m. – a full four hours and 186 miles later.

At that point, he called the police but couldn’t remember which gas station he’d stopped at – or even which city it was in. (Clearly a man who does not plan the family vacations.)

His wife was okay, if maybe a tad annoyed.

Fortunately, police were able to locate his 60-year-old wife by checking her cell phone records. It turned out she’d been sitting at the gas station the entire time, waiting patiently for her loving husband and daughter to notice she was missing.

How did he not realize?

Authorities didn’t explain how the husband failed to notice she was missing for such a long stretch of time. Maybe she’d been sleeping in the back, and he didn’t realize she got out to use the bathroom? Or was he just way too focused on making good time?

Police initially suspected he may have ditched her on purpose, but eventually concluded it was a genuine – if completely bonkers – mistake. No legal charges were filed, but we imagine his wife will be bringing it up every time they have a fight from now on.

After backtracking nearly 200 miles, he picked her up and the family resumed their drive. There may have been a few awkward silences along the way.

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