One-Third of Guys Have Named Their Car, and 8% Have Imagined It as a Person

Apparently, for about one out of 12 dudes out there, the “Transformers” movies are fulfilling one hell of a strange fantasy.

According to a survey, 8% of guys say they’ve imagined… or, dare I say, fantasized about… their car turning into a person.


Here are a few more results from the survey about the ways we blend the line between our cars being machines or people:

1.  One-third of guys have named a car… and they’re slightly more likely to go with a male name. Which is kinda interesting. Maybe it’s better to say something like, “Hey babe, I’m going to go out for a ride with Ken.” Rather than, you know, “Barbie.”

17% of guys are hesitant to share the name of their vehicle, though.


2.  37% have spoken to their car like it was a person.


3.  31% believe their car has a personality. 11% of them say it definitely does.

13% say it’s likely a “serious” personality, 22% say it’s “playful,” 10% say it’s “sexy,” 28% say it’s “confident,” 11% say “temperamental,” and 3% say “shy.”


4.  And finally, 19% enjoy spending time with their car MORE than time with their significant other. 

Men Are Terrified of New Hairstyles, So They Stick with the Same Look for Years

Men: If your anxiety spikes today, maybe it’s not that big presentation at work. Maybe it’s just the thought of your barber asking, “So, what are we doing today?”

A new survey found that 21% of men actually get nervous asking for a new hairstyle. Yep… grown adults who can confidently order a triple-shot oat milk latte suddenly lose all courage when it comes to saying, “Uh, could you try a fade?”

Even worse, 23% admit they’ve been too afraid to ask for the haircut they really wanted. Which means plenty of men are stuck with “the usual,” while quietly longing for the mullet of their dreams.

On average, men get a trim about 10 times per year, and stick with the same look for a whopping seven years. Seven years! That’s longer than some marriages.

The survey also found that 84% of men feel “confident” with their current hairstyle, while 55% have never even considered changing it. The other 45% have thought about mixing it up.

So which styles do men think they could maybe pull off? Here are the top picks:

  1. Growing it out (28%)
  2. Going fully bald by choice (22%)
  3. The middle part with long hair (13%)
  4. A sharp side part (13%)
  5. Spiked hair (11%)
  6. Highlights (11%)
  7. The slick, greased-back look (10%)
  8. Mullet (8%)
  9. Mohawk (8%)
  10. The bleached buzzcut (7%)

So basically, most guys are confident with what they’ve got, terrified of changing it, and secretly fantasizing about looking like they’re in a boy band circa 2002.

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