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Here Is Who Is Going to Win Every NFL Playoff Game

The NFL playoffs start next weekend, SB Nation has ranked all of them according to their likelihood of winning it all.

Here’s how they see it:

  1. Seattle Seahawks
  2. Los Angeles Rams
  3. San Francisco 49ers
  4. Buffalo Bills
  5. Denver Broncos
  6. New England Patriots
  7. Philadelphia Eagles (defending champs)
  8. Jacksonville Jaguars
  9. Chicago Bears
  10. Houston Texans
  11. Los Angeles Chargers
  12. Green Bay Packers
  13. Pittsburgh Steelers
  14. Carolina Panthers

But who you got? I saw screw all the prognosticators. (Had to check that spelling.)

Here is what’s going to happen this weekend:

Rams 38 – Panthers 17

Bears 35 – Packers 34

Bills 31 – Jaguars 26

49ers 27 – Eagles 24

Patriots 24 – Chargers 20

Texans 20 – Steelers 14

Then we go on to the divisional round:

Bills 24 – Broncos 21

Patriots 20 – Texans 19

Seahawks 23 – 49ers 14

Rams 42 – Bears 38

And then for the AFC and NFC championship:

Bills 27 – Patriots 24

Rams 28 – Seahawks 21

And of course this will be the first time in history the BILLS win a Super Bowl. Josh Allen is too handsome, he should be holding the Lombardi.

Bills 35 – Rams 31

ORCHARD PARK, NEW YORK – SEPTEMBER 7: Josh Allen #17 of the Buffalo Bills celebrates after a touchdown during an NFL football game against the Baltimore Ravens at Highmark Stadium on September 07, 2025 in Orchard Park, New York.
(Photo by Michael Owens/Getty Images)

America’s Most Hated NFL Team Revealed, and It’s Not the Chiefs

If you assumed the Kansas City Chiefs were the villains of the NFL right now, Google says otherwise.

A Canadian sports betting site dug through Google Keyword Planner data to find out which teams get the most negative searches across the country, and the results are pure football-fan drama. If you love NFL rankings, team rivalries, and a little bit of online chaos, this one is for you.

According to the data, the Philadelphia Eagles take the crown as the most hated team in the United States.

The runner-up spot goes to the Las Vegas Raiders, who lead the hate-charts in eight states. That probably won’t surprise anyone who has ever argued with a die-hard Raiders fan, or anyone who has simply seen a Raiders fan.

In third place, the New York Jets and Green Bay Packers tie with six states each. The Jets being on the list feels almost expected at this point. The Packers, on the other hand, might have simply inherited the resentment that comes with decades of winning.

Rounding out the top tier of villainy are two more iconic franchises. The Dallas Cowboys and the Pittsburgh Steelers tie at three states each, proving that even though Cowboys fans call their team America’s Team, at least a few states would very much like to opt out.

All of this comes from search trends, not polling, so the data reflects what people are actively googling. And yes, that means people are literally sitting down at their laptops and typing in things like “I hate the Eagles.”

The dedication is impressive.

While the Chiefs didn’t crack the top five, their absence might be the biggest twist. Maybe the Taylor Swift era softened their internet footprint. Maybe Patrick Mahomes is too likable. Or maybe America has simply redirected its energy toward booing the Eagles.

If you want to go full map-nerd, there’s a visual breakdown showing exactly which states hate which teams. It’s a strangely beautiful piece of sports-fan cartography.

In the end, it’s a reminder that football loyalty runs deep, football hate runs deeper, and Google sees absolutely everything.

PHILADELPHIA, PA – OCTOBER 02: A Philadelphia Eagles fan cheers before the start of the Eagles game against the San Francisco 49ers at Lincoln Financial Field on October 2, 2011 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

Jerry Jones Claims He Flipped Off Jets Fans by Mistake

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is in hot water again, this time for giving New York Jets fans the finger during Sunday’s game at MetLife Stadium.

The NFL fined him $250,000 after a fan’s video went viral showing him standing in his luxury suite, flipping off the crowd before quickly switching to his index finger like nothing happened.

In classic Jerry fashion, he claims it was totally accidental. He told reporters he was just celebrating a Cowboys touchdown and meant to give fans a thumbs-up, not a middle finger – a common mistake we’ve all made. 🤪

There wasn’t any antagonistic issue or anything like that. I just put up the wrong show on the hand. But that was inadvertently done, and I’m not kidding. If you want to call it accidental, you can call it accidental.

Sure, Jerry. Because when most people “celebrate,” they accidentally salute someone like they just cut them off in traffic.

The league apparently didn’t find his explanation amusing. The fine came swiftly, with sources saying the gesture was “conduct unbecoming of an owner.”

Fans online were divided. Cowboys supporters largely defended him, calling it a “boomer moment” and praising his quick recovery from middle to index finger. Jets fans, meanwhile, pointed out that being flipped off by Jerry Jones was still the highlight of their day.

At least the Cowboys gave him something to celebrate. They beat the Jets 37 to 22.

Darius Rucker’s Fantasy Football Teams Suck and He’s Taking it Personally

Turns out being famous doesn’t make your fantasy football luck any better. Just ask Darius Rucker, who kicked off this season with a winless week—and decided to share his heartbreak with the world.

The Hootie & the Blowfish frontman (and country star in his own right) took to TikTok to air his fantasy football grievances. His big reveal? He’s playing in five different leagues this year, and somehow managed to lose every single one in Week 1.

“How do you go 0-5?” he asked, still in disbelief. “That’s not mathematically possible!”

Well, it is, Darius. And the fantasy gods have no mercy.

If you’re looking for some fantasy football solidarity, his pain is extremely relatable.

We’ve all had those weeks where your top draft pick underperforms, your sleeper pick stays asleep, and someone in your league you don’t even remember inviting casually puts up 160 points.

Even FanDuel got in on the action, commenting, “The key to winning fantasy football: just have a good time.” Which is cute advice, but Darius doesn’t look like he’s quite in good time territory yet.

Despite the rough start, there’s a silver lining: it’s only Week 1. The season is long, the waiver wire is wild, and there’s still plenty of time for his teams to pull it together (or spiral into meme-worthy disaster, which would honestly also be great content).

In the meantime, if you want to watch a grown man emotionally spiral over fantasy football while holding a cup of coffee and talking to his phone like it’s a therapist, Darius’s TikTok is a must-watch.

Here’s hoping his team bounces back next week. Or at the very least, maybe wins one. Just one. Please?

@dariusrucker

Can somebody please do the math on this for me??

♬ original sound – dariusrucker

Which NFL Team’s Fans Drink the Most on Game Day?

If you’ve ever thought, “Wow, these fans seem a little rowdy,” you might be onto something. A new survey of over 3,000 football fans has revealed which NFL teams have the thirstiest fanbases—and it turns out some people treat Sunday like it’s Thirsty Thursday.

According to the survey, Arizona Cardinals fans top the list when it comes to game day drinking. Nearly 19% of Cardinals fans admit to having five or more drinks while watching the game, which definitely puts the “wild” in Wild Card Weekend.

Buffalo Bills fans came in second (maybe it’s all that table-smashing energy they need to fuel), followed by supporters of the Houston Texans, Carolina Panthers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Commanders, LA Chargers, New York Giants, New Orleans Saints, and Jacksonville Jaguars.

On the flip side, the most sober-curious fanbase seems to be in Green Bay. Only 3% of Packers fans hit the five-drink mark, which might be because they’re already full on cheese curds.

Seahawks fans in Seattle came in second for least likely to binge, followed by the Steelers, Dolphins, Patriots, Chiefs, Bears, Colts, Lions, and Jets.

The Cleveland Browns landed right in the middle at 20th place, which might surprise some people given the team’s historically, uh, challenging seasons. Maybe Browns fans are just emotionally numb at this point, or maybe they’ve learned to pace themselves after so many heartbreaks.

The findings come from a survey by Action Network and shed a little light on how different fanbases cope with the highs and lows of their teams. Whether it’s celebrating a win or drowning a loss, NFL Sundays clearly come with a few rounds.

So if you’re heading to a tailgate this fall, maybe keep an eye on the Cardinals fans. And if you’re watching with someone from Green Bay, just bring extra cheese—they’re probably good on beer.

NFL Mascots, Ranked by Weight

The NFL is back. And so are all of its fans obsessing over the strangest stats. But forget passing yards, forget Super Bowl rings — apparently the only stat that matters is “how much does your mascot weigh?” DraftKings cooked up this masterpiece of science, and the results range from a Boeing 747 to… a bird that weighs less than a chicken nugget.

At the top, the New York Jets stroll in with a 110,000-pound Boeing, because nothing screams “intimidating mascot” quite like delayed departures and lost luggage.

Right behind them is the New York Giants, apparently represented by an actual giant weighing in at 20,000 pounds. That’s not a football team—that’s a Godzilla reboot.

Meanwhile, the Texans’ “mythical titan” somehow tips the scale at 10,000 pounds, which raises the question: how is a mythological TITAN not at the TOP of this list? It could be a million pounds for all we know.

The middle of the pack is a zoo gone wrong. Lions (420 pounds), jaguars (250), and dolphins (600) all line up like Noah’s Ark with season tickets. Imagine the poor Bighorn Sheep (300 pounds) having to square off against a jet engine. It’s less “Sunday Night Football” and more “Planet Earth with Al Michaels.”

But it’s the humans that get me. Several teams—Packers, Steelers, Cowboys, etc.—are just… people. Regular old 200-pound humans.

You’re telling me a flesh-and-blood Green Bay fan with a cheesehead is supposed to stand toe-to-toe with a 2,000-pound bison? Good luck, buddy.

The real comedy is at the bottom:

  • Browns? Apparently, an elf is 40 pounds.
  • Seahawks? An osprey, 4 pounds.
  • Falcons? Peregrine falcon, 3 pounds.
  • Cardinals? A sad 1.5 ounces.

Yes, you read that right—Arizona’s mascot weighs less than a Fun-Size Snickers bar. Even the Baltimore Ravens mascot manages a solid 3 pounds, but Arizona is basically flapping around with a feather and a dream.

But the Chargers lightning bolt is the lightest of them all. Weighing NOTHING.

So next time you wonder why the Jets’ season feels like a crash landing, remember—they’re the only team whose mascot literally requires a runway.

Your Fantasy Football Team Needs a Name… Let’s Make It Legendary

You’ve already put in the hard work: scouting stats, mocking drafts, and locker-room mind games. But before you begin your journey to being crowned league champion, there’s one crucial (and often hilariously fun) step left: naming your team. Sure, it won’t guarantee a win this Sunday… but a clever name does bring swagger to the (fantasy) gridiron.

As Draft Sharks puts it, it’s part comedy, part identity crisis, and a whole lot of “I’m already winning” vibes.

Top Picks from the Draft Sharks Hall of Fame

Here are some crowd-pleasers, straight from Draft Sharks, that span the spectrum from punny and pop-culture savvy to downright ridiculous… in the best way possible:

Puns & Player Plays

  • Jalen Hurts So Good
  • CeeDee EeeEffGee
  • Charbonnet Sauvignon

General Comedy Gold

  • Lamar the Merrier
  • TushPushers
  • Victorious Secret
  • Show Me Your TDs

Outrageously Inappropriate (PG-13?), proceed with caution:

  • Giving Me a Chubb
  • Dicker? I Barely Know Her
  • Jackin Goff

Creatively Clever & Thematic

  • YAC Commanders (yes, that’s “yards after catch,” and a reference to the Commanders)
  • Force Fumble Society
  • Olave Garden

Girls-Only or Empowered League Fun

  • Slay the Play
  • Beauty and the Cleats
  • The Real Housewives of Fantasy

Nerdy/Movie/Star Wars Mash-ups

  • Tolkien About Practice
  • Darth Maul the Goal Line
  • Guardians of the Gridiron
  • Super Mario TDs

PG-Workplace Safe

  • Fourth and Goal Getters
  • Fantasy Franchise Players
  • Monday Meeting Madness

Taylor Swift-Inspired

  • Jonathan Taylor’s Version
  • Shake It Goff
  • Anti-Hero RB

Kelce-centric

  • Kelce’s Kingdom
  • Mr. Swift and Co.
  • Oh Say Can You Kelce?

And that’s just scratching the surface.

Why It Matters (Even If It Doesn’t)

Draft Sharks reminds us: the name won’t help you triumph. But it does score laughs, sets a tone, and makes you remember-able. Nobody wants to be stuck with “Team 7” or “Untitled Franchise” amid a sea of zingers.

DIY Name Game: How to Brainstorm Something Brilliant

  1. Start with your roster
    Did you grab a standout player or sleeper later in the draft? Use their name to spin a pun.
  2. Spin in some pop-culture
    Music, movies, memes… blend your football stars with trends. Think “Blank Space Cowboys” or “Ja’Marrvelous Mrs. Maisel.”
  3. Leverage inside jokes
    A high-school teacher’s catchphrase, a roommate’s weird nickname… anything that makes your league laugh.
  4. Puns win
    They don’t have to be perfect: even “Rhamondre 3000” rides the wave of space names plus player name.
  5. Tone check for sensitivity
    Funny isn’t always appropriate. Draft Sharks reminds us: keep it fun, keep it league-friendly.
  6. Stay thematic or topical (lightly)
    Swifties, Star Wars fans, workplace warriors… lean on what your league loves, just don’t go overboard.
  7. Run it by the group (if you care)
    If two people pick the same pun, level up or double-down on the joke.

Game Plan Summary

  • Naming your fantasy team is as much about attitude as it is identity: funny, cheeky, clever.
  • Draft Sharks’ picks give you a playground filled with inspiration… from crude to classy.
  • Follow a few simple rules: roster-based, pop-culture-tuned, pun-happy, mood-aware.
  • Most importantly: have fun with it. If your name cracks you up, it’s already a win.

Fantasy isn’t just about who’s starting on Sunday… it’s about having a blast and the mindset leading up to it. May your team’s name echo through chat rooms and smack-talk threads for seasons to come. Best of luck, and may your named squad bring you glory… or at least a good chuckle (or groan, if you’re into that sort of thing).

NFL RedZone Is Adding Commercials This Year

One of football fans’ favorite viewing experiences just got a little less sacred: NFL RedZone will now include commercials.

After years of delivering seven hours of commercial-free football bliss every Sunday, host Scott Hanson has confirmed the streak is officially over. Speaking on The Pat McAfee Show this week, Hanson revealed that ads are now a permanent part of the RedZone experience, following a test run late last season that fans were, let’s say, not thrilled about.

To be fair, the writing’s been on the wall ever since ESPN acquired NFL Media earlier this year, taking over the rights to RedZone. Hanson, for his part, made it clear this was not his decision. He said he’ll no longer use the phrase “seven hours of commercial-free football,” instead opting for the slightly tweaked, “seven hours of RedZone football starts now.”

“It’s a business decision,” Hanson explained, adding that the goal of showing every big play from every game remains unchanged. “We are not going to sacrifice any great football for the business side of things,” he promised.

Still, longtime viewers know this is a pretty major shift. RedZone’s entire appeal has always been its rapid-fire, ad-free format—a sports fan’s dream channel that jumps from game to game so you don’t miss a single touchdown. For years, it’s been one of the few places in sports broadcasting where you could binge without ever being interrupted by a car insurance jingle or a pizza ad.

The fact that commercials are now baked in has sparked frustration among diehard fans who feel the magic is being diluted for profit. Many are pointing to last season’s brief commercial experiment as the beginning of the end, especially since Hanson had initially promised a commercial-free experience before walking that back with an apology.

Now, it’s official: ads are in, and the uninterrupted glory days are out. If you’re interested in seeing what Red Zone will be like this season, check this out:

The Best NFL Teams of All Time (By Winning Percentage)

No matter who you root for on Sundays, few debates in sports get fans more fired up than arguing over the greatest NFL teams of all time. Sure, you can rank them by Super Bowl wins, legendary players, or iconic moments—but if you’re looking to settle a bar argument with some cold, hard stats, winning percentage is a pretty good place to start.

Here are the 16 most consistently successful franchises in NFL history, based on all-time win percentage. Spoiler: it’s not just about how old a team is, or how many rings they have—some younger franchises are punching way above their historical weight.

1. Baltimore Ravens (.574)

Overall Record: 268‑199‑1
A relatively young team (est. 1996), the Ravens have quickly earned a rep for tough defenses, strong leadership, and two Super Bowl wins. They top the list with the best win percentage in league history.

2. Dallas Cowboys (.573)

Overall Record: 569‑423‑6
“America’s Team” hasn’t won a title since the mid-’90s, but their overall dominance through the 1970s, ’80s, and ’90s still carries serious weight.

3. Green Bay Packers (.572)

Overall Record: 811‑605‑38
The oldest team on this list is also one of the most successful. From the Vince Lombardi era to the Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers years, the Packers have stayed remarkably relevant.

4. Kansas City Chiefs (.553)

Overall Record: 547‑441‑12
The recent Patrick Mahomes era has rocketed the Chiefs up the ranks, adding multiple Super Bowl appearances (and wins) to a solid history.

5. Chicago Bears (.553)

Overall Record: 798‑646‑42
Tied with the Chiefs, the Bears have the legacy, but not always the recent results. Still, they’ve stayed above the fray for a long, long time.

6. Miami Dolphins (.552)

Overall Record: 504‑408‑4
The only team to ever go undefeated for an entire season and win a Super Bowl (1972). That stat alone gives them eternal bragging rights.

7. Minnesota Vikings (.552)

Overall Record: 537‑438‑11
Zero Super Bowl wins, but consistently competitive—especially through the ’70s and again in the late ’90s and 2000s.

8. New England Patriots (.550)

Overall Record: 545‑446‑9
Tom Brady. Bill Belichick. Six rings. They used to be just another team. Now they’re a dynasty.

9. San Francisco 49ers (.545)

Overall Record: 630‑526‑16
From Joe Montana to Steve Young to today’s contenders, the Niners have always found a way to stay dangerous.

10. Pittsburgh Steelers (.538)

Overall Record: 681‑585‑22
Six Super Bowls, a blue-collar image, and some of the fiercest rivalries in the game. Pittsburgh is a perennial powerhouse.

11. Indianapolis Colts (.525)

Overall Record: 564‑510‑8
Their best years came during the Peyton Manning era, but the Colts have quietly been a solid franchise over time.

12. Denver Broncos (.523)

Overall Record: 518‑472‑10
Three Super Bowl wins and some truly wild quarterback chapters (Tim Tebow, anyone?) have kept the Broncos relevant and resilient.

13. New York Giants (.522)

Overall Record: 724‑663‑34
One of the oldest and most storied franchises, with a few unforgettable playoff runs—including two Super Bowl wins against Brady’s Patriots.

14. Seattle Seahawks (.517)

Overall Record: 402‑373‑1
A model of consistency in the 2010s, the Seahawks became a force under Pete Carroll and Russell Wilson, winning their first Super Bowl in 2013.

15. Las Vegas Raiders (.509)

Overall Record: 509‑480‑11
With a legacy of renegade flair, iconic coaches and players, and three Super Bowl titles, the Raiders have remained close to .500 and edge into the top 16.

16. Los Angeles Rams (.502)

Overall Record: 624‑606‑21
From early NFL days through multiple relocations, the Rams have hung in just above .500 and remain one of the league’s consistently competitive franchises.

So there you have it—some solid ammo for the next time your buddy claims his team is the best just because they have more rings or a louder fan base. Winning percentage doesn’t lie (though it might still get you punched in the face at a tailgate).

NFL Player Scores $68M Deal—First Splurge Is TSA PreCheck

Philadelphia Eagles center Cam Jurgens just locked in a massive payday—a four-year contract extension worth $68 million.

But instead of eyeing a luxury car or beachfront mansion, his first big purchase is a bit more… relatable.

When asked what he planned to do with his new fortune, Jurgens didn’t mention splurging on yachts or designer watches. Instead, he gave a humble—and hilarious—answer.

“Uh, you know, I haven’t given it too much thought. I feel like I fly a lot, so I might look into this thing called, like, TSA PreCheck.”

He added, “I feel like that sounds like it’s a good idea. I’m kinda tired of waiting in line, so I think I could afford that.” Talk about keeping it grounded. 😂✈️

The 24-year-old offensive lineman has become a key piece of Philly’s powerhouse front line, helping protect quarterback Jalen Hurts en route to a Super Bowl win over the Kansas City Chiefs. Jurgens underwent back surgery this past February but is expected to be fully recovered in time for training camp in July.

Fans have come to love Jurgens not just for his physical dominance on the field, but for his low-key personality off it.

His deadpan delivery about investing his millions in a faster airport line only cemented that. And hey—at $68 million, we’re pretty sure he can afford TSA PreCheck, Clear, and a private jet if he really wanted. But for now, Jurgens is keeping things simple. 🏈💼

(Also, can we talk about that hair for a minute?  What a stud.)

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