“Mr. Blue Sky” Named the Happiest Song of All Time

If you’ve ever heard Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra and not immediately felt at least 12% happier, you might want to check your pulse.

According to a new survey of 1,300 people, the 1978 classic has officially been crowned the happiest song of all time. And really, is anyone shocked?

The survey didn’t just single out one feel-good anthem. It also declared the late 1970s the era with the most happy songs overall, which explains why disco balls, falsettos, and aggressively upbeat melodies refuse to die.

For younger listeners, “Mr. Blue Sky” might feel more like a movie song than a classic rock staple. Thanks to its placement in the opening scene of “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2”, the song got a second life with a whole new generation. Nothing says joy like slow-motion alien battles soundtracked by pure sonic sunshine.

The rest of the Top 10 happiest songs list reads like a greatest hits playlist for instant serotonin.

Coming in at number two is Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now,” which somehow sounds like Freddie Mercury personally cheering you on through life. Right behind it is the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive,” a song so upbeat it makes walking down the street feel cinematic. ABBA’s Dancing Queen lands at number four, proving that a piano intro can still trigger happiness decades later.

Bon Jovi’s Livin’ on a Prayer takes the fifth spot, reminding us that screaming the chorus in a car with friends is basically therapy. Come on Eileen follows, a song that turns weddings, bars, and family parties into chaos in under five seconds.

Paul Simon’s You Can Call Me Al,” Katrina and the Waves’ Walking on Sunshine,” and Depeche Mode’s Just Can’t Get Enough all made the list, reinforcing the idea that the 1980s were powered almost entirely by optimism and catchy synth lines.

Rounding out the Top 10 is Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up,” which is both genuinely uplifting and permanently linked to the Internet’s favorite prank. Somehow, it still works.

One important detail here is the survey’s age range. They only polled adults between 30 and 55, which likely explains why the list leans heavily toward late 1970s and 1980s music.

Nostalgia is a powerful thing, and happiness often sounds like whatever was playing when you were younger and carefree.

The full list includes 50 songs total, but the takeaway is simple. If you need a mood boost, science says you should probably start with “Mr. Blue Sky,” turn it up loud, and let the happiness do its thing.

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago: Jan 25-31

Stick figures, Flat Earthers, and Barbie gets curves. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.


Be Like Bill Meme Goes Viral

A smug little stick figure named Bill was the hottest meme on the internet. The “Be Like Bill” format praised common-sense behavior in a sarcastic, passive-aggressive tone – perfect for social media virtue signaling. Love it or hate it, Bill quickly dominated Facebook timelines across the world.


Rapper B.o.B Declares the Earth Is Flat

In one of the weirder celeb moments of 2016, rapper B.o.B made headlines for claiming the Earth is flat. He doubled down on Twitter with diagrams and “proof,” sparking a bizarre feud with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, who tried to science him back to reality. Spoiler: It didn’t work.


Abe Vigoda Dies (For Real This Time)

After decades of premature death rumors and false reports, character actor Abe Vigoda passed away at 94. Best known for “The Godfather” and “Barney Miller,” his death inspired countless “sleeping with the fishes” headlines. Even in death, Vigoda remained a punchline – and those who knew him knew he would’ve appreciated that.


Science Says Being a Bar Regular Is Good for You

A study out of the U.K. suggested that regularly visiting a local pub could actually improve your health and happiness. It wasn’t about drinking – it was about community, routine, and social connection. In other words, “Cheers” wasn’t just a sitcom. Your local watering hole might be your therapy.


“Creedbombing” Went Viral

It became a widespread thing after the Carolina Panthers adopted it as a locker room prank. Derived from the term “photobombing,” Creedbombing is when you sneak up on a friend and relentlessly scream-sing the lyrics of a Creed song – “With Arms Wide Open” being the go-to choice for most. Creed lead singer Scott Stapp was a fan.


Justin Bieber Dies in Zoolander 2 Trailer and People Cheer

Fans couldn’t help but cheer one particular moment in the “Zoolander 2” trailer: Justin Bieber’s dramatic slow-mo death scene. In the film’s teaser, Bieber gets assassinated mid-duckface, to the delight of Bieber-bashers everywhere. It was 2016, and even the Biebs was in on the joke.


Barbie Gets a Body Update: Tall, Petite, and Curvy

Mattel shook up the toy world by introducing three new Barbie body types: tall, petite, and curvy. After years of criticism over unrealistic proportions, Barbie finally got a much-needed refresh. The move was hailed as a step toward inclusion—even if the fashion industry still had some catching up to do.


Rihanna Drops “Anti” – Then Goes Radio Silent

Rihanna’s long-awaited eighth album “Anti” was released January 28th, 2016. Fans devoured the hit “Work,” but the real shock came after: she more or less disappeared from music. A full decade later, her ninth album is still TBD, leaving fans thirstier than ever for “R9”. Makeup empire? Yes. New album? Not yet.


Homeless Man Goes Viral for Accepting Credit Cards

Abe Hagenston made headlines from under a Detroit overpass by becoming the first known homeless panhandler to accept credit cards. An early adopter of Square readers, Abe paired it with his phone and began accepting Visa, Mastercard, and AmEx – safely and securely. Despite the buzz, he admitted people seemed hesitant to give their credit card info to a homeless man.


Tom Hanks Once Again Named America’s Favorite Actor

For what felt like the umpteenth time, Tom Hanks topped the poll as America’s most beloved actor. The honor reflected his decades of box-office hits, good-guy reputation, and general national treasure status. Whether he’s Forrest Gump or Sully Sullenberger, we just can’t help but trust Tom.

The Disney Movie Moments That Traumatized an Entire Generation

If you grew up watching Disney movies, chances are at least one of them emotionally wrecked you before you hit middle school.

What was marketed as wholesome family entertainment somehow managed to sneak in grief, abandonment, death, and existential dread. And now the internet is collectively unpacking it.

People online are sharing the Disney movie moments that traumatized them the most as kids, and honestly, reading the list feels like flipping through a childhood therapy intake form. These scenes were supposed to build character, but they mostly taught us that no one is safe and happiness is temporary.

  1. Mufasa’s death in “The Lion King”: Disney said, “This is for kids,” then immediately introduced betrayal, death, and generational trauma before lunch.
  2. Miguel singing to Mama Coco in “Coco”: Looks harmless, sounds sweet, then suddenly every adult in the room is crying and pretending they have something in their eye.
  3. Bambi realizing his mom didn’t outrun the hunters in “Bambi”: No dramatic music, no explanation, just vibes and lifelong emotional damage.
  4. Jessie’s flashback scene in “Toy Story 2”: A song about being abandoned that made thousands of children side-eye their toy boxes that night.
  5. The opening of “Up” when Ellie passes away: A cheerful animated movie that speed-runs an entire relationship and emotionally body-slams you in under ten minutes.
  6. The dog being shot in “Old Yeller”: Parents everywhere learned a valuable lesson about not warning their kids ahead of time.
  7. The toy monkey scene in “Toy Story 3”: Pixar casually dropped a horror movie villain into a kids film and acted like it was normal.
  8. Kids turning into donkeys in “Pinocchio”: A fun little morality lesson that somehow involved body horror and screaming children.
  9. The Evil Queen’s transformation in “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”: The moment Disney decided jump scares were appropriate for toddlers.
  10. The older brother’s death in “Big Hero 6”: One second you’re watching a fun superhero movie, the next you’re staring at the screen like, “Wait… did that just happen?”

20 Pop Culture Moments Turning 20 in 2026 That Will Make You Feel Extremely Old

If you enjoy feeling young, maybe sit this one out.

If you enjoy realizing time is a thief that moves way too fast, welcome. In 2026, a whole bunch of pop culture moments officially turn 20 years old, which means the year 2006 is now filing for nostalgia benefits.

Let’s rewind to a time when flip phones ruled, jeans were aggressively low-rise, and nobody knew what a tweet was supposed to be.

In movie theaters, 2006 was a monster year. Pixar dropped “Cars”, which somehow turned sentient vehicles into an emotional experience. “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” packed theaters and reminded us Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow was still unstoppable. And on the small screen, “High School Musical” premiered on Disney Channel, quietly launching a franchise that would dominate tweens, soundtracks, and Halloween costumes for years.

Music that year was absolutely everywhere. Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, Shakira’s hips famously did not lie, and Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” was impossible to escape.

Add in the “High School Musical” soundtrack, and 2006 basically lived on the radio and in burned CDs.

Television also had a huge glow-up. “Dexter” debuted and made America root for a serial killer. “Heroes” arrived with the promise that anyone could be special, at least for one very intense season. “Psych” premiered too, delivering crime-solving with pineapple jokes and an impressive number of pop culture references.

Then science came along and ruined everything by demoting Pluto. In 2006, it officially lost its planet status, creating one of the longest-running arguments in classrooms and on the internet. Pluto has never emotionally recovered.

That same year brought heartbreaking news when Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray, a moment that stunned fans around the world and left an entire generation afraid of shallow ocean water.

Britney Spears also had a rough year under an intense media microscope.

She filed for divorce from Kevin Federline in 2006, kicking off a very public downward spiral that would peak the following year with her shaved-head-umbrella-wielding rampage. The coverage was relentless and cruel, even by early 2000s standards.

In gaming, the Nintendo Wii launched and changed living rooms forever. Suddenly your grandma was bowling, and nobody could find the wrist strap.

And finally, Twitter debuted on March 21, 2006. Back then it was just a weird little idea. No one knew it would eventually reshape news, politics, pop culture, and everyone’s blood pressure.

And yes, all of that was 20 years ago. You’re welcome.

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago: Jan 18-24

Frozen jeans, “smartphone pinky,” and drunk cartoons. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.


Freezing Jeans Trend

In 2016, people were literally freezing their pants – wetting jeans, propping them up outside, and letting frigid temps sculpt denim statues on sidewalks. It was the Internet at its weirdest: part laundry hack, part art project, and mostly just a great way to confuse your neighbors.


Eagles Co-Founder Glenn Frey Passes Away

The music world lost a legend in January 2016 when Glenn Frey of the Eagles passed away at 67. As a founding member, he helped define the sound of classic rock. Suddenly, “Take It Easy” and “Desperado” hit a little harder.


Zac Efron’s MLK Tweet Apology

Zac Efron got dragged in 2016 for turning MLK Day into a weird flex about his social media follower count: “I’m grateful for a couple things today: Martin Luther King Jr., and 10 million followers.”After the backlash, he quickly apologized—reminding us that no matter how handsome you are, sometimes it’s best to just log off and say nothing.


Smartphone Pinky

A new affliction emerged in 2016: “Smartphone Pinky.” People claimed their pinky fingers were becoming dented and deformed from holding giant phones. Was it science? Was it TikTok-level drama? Either way, our grip strength and self-esteem haven’t been the same since.


Will & Jada Boycott the Oscars

The 2016 Oscars faced major heat over a lack of diversity, prompting Will and Jada Pinkett Smith to publicly boycott the ceremony. It sparked the #OscarsSoWhite movement and lit a fire under Hollywood’s long-overdue diversity conversation – six years before the Chris Rock slap took over the narrative.


Jamie Foxx Saves a Guy from a Burning Truck

In a real-life action scene, Jamie Foxx pulled a man from a burning truck near his home in 2016. No stunt double, no script – just Jamie being a literal hero.


Squidward Gets a DUI

Rodger Bumpass, the voice of Squidward from SpongeBob, was arrested for DUI in Burbank, California. Thankfully, no one was hurt, and the underwater clarinet survived another day. Nickelodeon decided not to fire him for it.


Jamie-Lynn Sigler Reveals 15-Year M.S. Battle

In 2016, Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler revealed she’d secretly been battling multiple sclerosis for 15 years. Fans were stunned – she’d kept it quiet through red carpets, roles, and press tours. Her honesty shed light on invisible illness and proved she was tougher than any mob princess.


Buddhist Monk Slashes Tires Over Dead Bug

A Buddhist monk in Thailand slashed nearly 200 car tires… because he accidentally killed a bug and couldn’t handle the karma. It was a spiritual crisis turned slash-happy meltdown, proving even monks have their breaking point.


Chocolate on Fries at McDonald’s

McDonald’s Japan debuted “McChoco Potatoes” – fries drizzled with white and milk chocolate. Americans looked on, half horrified, half hungry, wondering when our fries would get the dessert treatment. (Spoiler alert: That day never came.)

Kids Say These 12 Things Mean You’re “Old”

Want to feel absolutely ancient? Just hang out with a 10-year-old. They’re sweet, they’re funny, and they can destroy your self-esteem in under five seconds by calling you “old” for something you didn’t even realize was old yet.

Here are some of the funniest and most soul-crushing examples people have shared online about the moment a kid made them feel like a relic from the past:

Born in the 1900s

Yep, that includes anyone over 30. One kid called someone old just for having a birth year that starts with “19.”

“I saw that in theaters.”

A teacher got labeled “old” because she mentioned that she saw the original “Shrek” in theaters. (Which, for the record, came out in 2001. What a brat.)

Knowing how to use old tech

Simply knowing what a VHS tape is makes you ancient. And we’re rapidly reaching the same point with DVDs. Welcome to the retirement home.

Still using CDs in your car

Congrats, you’re officially driving a time machine. And forget about listening to the radio. What are you, 90?

Carrying stamps

A woman got roasted for carrying stamps in her purse. Which, sure, does sound suspiciously grandma-ish—but still.

“When I was a kid…”

One guy got called old just for reminiscing about the days when kids played outside. You mean there was a time before tablets and TikTok?!?

Leaving a voicemail

If you leave voicemails, you’re practically prehistoric. A teen called out their parent for it, saying only old people do that. (God help you if you mention we used to have something called “answering machines.”)

Still own an iPod?

If a teenager has one, they’re “retro.” But a girl told her mom it meant she was “old old.”

Having anything other than Gmail

A woman admitted she still has a Hotmail address, and even she had to admit the kid who called her out for it might’ve had a point.

“I remember when…”

A kid lost their mind when they found out YouTube used to be ad-free by default. If you remember that golden era, congrats, you’re now ancient history.

Phrases you didn’t know were outdated

A guy shouted “Kobe!” after tossing something in the trash. His younger coworker looked at him and said, “Wow, you’re old.” That one hurts, deeply.

Overusing emojis

One poor soul thought emojis made him seem youthful – until a younger cousin told him the laughing-crying emoji is officially “old people stuff” now. Ouch. So yeah, context matters. If you’re 16, you can use as many emojis as you want. But if you’re 60, you’re not fooling anyone.

And if you grew up rewinding tapes with your finger or remember when your phone couldn’t take photos, you’re a certified fossil in the eyes of today’s youth. There’s no avoiding it, so try not to take it personally. Or do. Just don’t leave them a voicemail about it.

The Kids Science Kit That Came With Real Uranium Recently Sold for $16,500

A PlayStation 5 is a great gift, sure. But it probably will not scramble your DNA or give you a fun introduction to radioactive materials. Kids in the early 1950s, however, had options.

One of the most dangerous toys ever sold just went up for auction in December of 2024, and someone paid more than $16,000 to own it. The item is called the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab, a kids science kit from 1950 that came with something you would absolutely never find in a toy aisle today: Actual uranium.

The kit was created by A.C. Gilbert, the same guy behind Erector Sets. At the time, America was obsessed with science, nuclear power, and anything that sounded futuristic. So naturally, someone thought, “What if we gave kids radioactive material and called it educational?”

The Atomic Energy Lab included four small glass jars, each containing a tiny amount of radioactive material.

Kids could use the included Geiger counter to measure radiation levels at home, which sounds less like a toy and more like the opening scene of a superhero origin story. Technically, it was considered safe as long as the jars stayed sealed. Playing with the kit still exposed users to about as much radiation as you would get from spending a full day in the sun.

That said, common sense suggests at least one kid absolutely opened those jars. Possibly multiple kids. Possibly while snacking.

The set has long been called one of the most dangerous toys ever sold. Radar Magazine once ranked it the second most dangerous toy of all time, losing the top spot only to lawn darts, which feels like a fair fight.

The Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab was only sold for a short time between 1950 and 1951, and it sold for $49.50 . . . which is is around $650 today.

Fewer than 5,000 kits were ever made. It was eventually pulled from the market due to government restrictions and the increasing difficulty of sourcing uranium, which is probably for the best.

Today, full kits are extremely rare, especially ones in good condition.

So if you are struggling to figure out what to get someone who already has every gaming console known to man, just remember, there was a time when parents wrapped up radioactive science kits and put them under the Christmas tree. And somehow, humanity survived.

Is 2026 the New 2016? #BringBack2016 Is Trending

It is 2026, and somehow the most cutting-edge trend on social media is… 2016. Yes, really. A full decade later, people are flocking back to peak Obama-era internet vibes under the hashtag #BringBack2016.

According to TikTok, searches for “2016” have jumped a ton, and more than 55 million videos have recently been made using 2016-style filters. And Spotify reports a massive spike in playlists labeled “2016.” The internet has officially decided skinny jeans, Vine energy, and unhinged joy are back on the menu.

Sure, old trends becoming new again is nothing shocking. Fashion, music, and pop culture are built on nostalgia cycles. But usually that takes a generation or two. This time, it only took ten years, which feels suspiciously fast. Something clearly broke along the way.

There is no single explanation for why 2016 is trending again, but one popular theory is that Gen Z is already over 2026 and wants a full-on cultural factory reset. Early 2016 is being remembered as a time when things felt simpler, and more optimistic.

The internet was still chaotic, but in a fun way, not a soul-sucking way.

This revival is not just about throwback fashion or blurry filters. People are bringing back old-school social media challenges… along with the music, memes, and overall vibe of that era.

The current online landscape is bloated with A.I. junk. Social media now feels heavily curated, overly edited, and aggressively performative. Everything looks promoted, optimized, and just a little too polished to feel real.

Back in 2016, feeds were messier and more spontaneous. Videos were bad on purpose. Trends felt organic. Not everything was trying to sell you something or go viral through an algorithmic obstacle course.

So for now, people are rewinding the clock, chasing an internet that felt more human and less exhausting.

(And if you are already feeling nostalgic, the latest of the weekly “10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago” series is live on TheTopicalFruit.com.)

Your Favorite Band Was Probably Locked In by 7th Grade, and That Explains a Lot

If someone played the music you were obsessed with in seventh grade, would you proudly sing along or immediately ask them to turn it off?

According to a new survey, there is a very good chance that the songs you loved back then are still shaping your tastes today, whether you want to admit it or not.

Ticketing company TickPick surveyed more than 1,000 people and asked when they first heard their all-time favorite band. The average answer was age 13, which lines up almost perfectly with seventh grade. In other words, your musical destiny was probably sealed around the same time you were figuring out lockers, awkward crushes, and how to survive middle school.

That age also lines up with another milestone. People said they were first exposed to explicit music at around 12 and a half. So right as music started getting a little more rebellious, it also became a lot more meaningful.

That combination might explain why those early favorites stick so hard.

When it comes to what actually shaped people’s music tastes growing up, friends were the biggest influence by far. Sixty-six percent of respondents said their friends played the biggest role. Radio came in next at 59%, followed by movies at 52%. Parents also mattered more than you might expect, with 48% citing their father and 45% their mother as influences. TV, concerts and festivals, and siblings rounded out the list.

Speaking of siblings, nearly half of the people who said a sibling influenced their music taste admitted it was usually an older sibling introducing them to music their parents probably would not have approved of. That feels like a timeless tradition. Big brothers and sisters have been sneaking questionable CDs and playlists to younger siblings forever.

Parents, meanwhile, are not exactly subtle about their musical opinions. Sixty-four percent said they have actively tried to influence their kids’ musical tastes.

Indie rock parents are the most aggressive about it, with 75% admitting they try to pass their favorite artists on to their kids. Fans of hard rock were close behind at 69%, followed by jazz lovers at 67%.

Classic rock, heavy metal, country, and folk fans all landed at 64%. On the other end of the spectrum, punk rock and pop fans were tied at 62% for being the least likely to push their tastes on their kids. The thinking there is probably that kids will find those genres on their own anyway. There is a reason Hot Topic somehow refuses to die.

Among parents who do try to influence their kids, 23% said it was important that their kids like their favorite artists, while 27% said it was important their kids like their favorite genres. Truly, the stakes have never been lower, and yet the passion remains high.

So if you still love the same bands you discovered in middle school, you are not stuck in the past. You are just extremely normal.

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago: Jan 11-17

Billion-dollar jackpots, football returns to LA, and Chris Pratt has perfect 🏀⚾️. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.


The First $1 Billion Lottery Jackpot

For the first time ever, a U.S. lottery jackpot cracked the $1 billion mark, instantly turning a routine drawing into a national obsession. Three lucky tickets split the prize, proving once and for all that “it could happen” is technically true… just not to you. The $1.59 billion jackpot now ranks sixth all-time.


Alan Rickman Dies at 69

Beloved actor Alan Rickman passed away at age 69, leaving behind a career full of unforgettable performances and iconic voices. Whether you knew him as a villain (“Die Hard”), a romantic lead (“Love Actually”), or a deeply sarcastic wizard professor (“Harry Potter”), Rickman had a rare talent for making every line sound smarter than it actually was. The world lost a legend, and a truly elite sneer.


L.A. Gets Its Football Team Back

After two decades without an NFL team, Los Angeles officially welcomed the Rams back home, with the Chargers following a year later. The move promised a shiny new stadium, massive fan interest, and years of debates about traffic, loyalty, and why everyone still wears Raiders gear anyway. L.A. football was back.


Harry Styles Goes Solo

Before launching his solo career, Harry Styles reportedly started taking professional voice lessons. Fresh off his boy-band success, Styles was clearly aiming for longevity, not just screaming fans. Turns out talent plus training is a powerful combo, especially when you already look like that.


Nick Cannon Claims He’ll Never Remarry

Following his divorce from Mariah Carey, he said, “I feel like marriage isn’t for everyone.” He’s backed it up over the past decade and never remarried. But he’s averaged a kid per year since then – 10 kids with multiple women in the past decade. So clearly the man did not give up on commitment-adjacent activities. Love comes and goes. Child support, however, is forever.


“The Revenant” and “Mad Max” Dominate Oscar Nods

Oscar voters made it clear they loved suffering and explosions. One featured brutal wilderness survival, the other nonstop vehicular chaos – and somehow both counted as prestige cinema. Leonardo DiCaprio freezing for art finally paid off, while Mad Max proved shouting and fire still impress Hollywood.


“Fifty Shades,” “Pixels,” and “Paul Blart 2” Lead the Razzie Pack

The Razzie nominations were announced, and cinematic excellence was… not present. It was a banner year for questionable decisions, lazy scripts, and movies that made you ask, “How did this get greenlit?” Hollywood answered: “Shh. Money.”

Eddie Redmayne and Rooney Mara had the distinct honor of being nominated for an Oscar and a Razzie in the same year. (Eddie went on to win Worst Supporting Actor for “Jupiter Ascending,” but lost out on Best Actor for “The Danish Girl.” Leo won for “The Revenant.”)


“George Bush” Gets Busted for Selling Monkey Heads on eBay

No, not that George Bush. A man with the same name was in court for selling endangered monkey heads in England. The bizarre case was a reminder that sharing a famous name does not grant you immunity from being incredibly weird and criminally stupid.


Anna Farris Says Chris Pratt Has Perfect Balls

Anna Faris made headlines after publicly complimenting then-husband Chris Pratt in a way that was… anatomically enthusiastic. The comment was affectionate, graphic-adjacent, and absolutely not meant for children, yet somehow still charming. Sadly, his perfect balls couldn’t save their marriage. They separated a year later in 2017.


The Hottest Men’s Grooming Trend Is… Looking Like You Gave Up

According to trend watchers, the big men’s grooming look of 2016 was intentional sloppiness. Think unkempt hair, scruffy beards, and clothes that say “effort was considered, then rejected.” The vibe? Casually disheveled, but make it fashion. It was great news for guys everywhere who wanted to feel stylish without actually doing anything differently at all.

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