The Movies Everyone Secretly Loves… Even Though Rotten Tomatoes Hates Them

We all have that one movie we’ll defend with our whole heart, no matter how much critics tear it apart.

Maybe it’s nostalgia, maybe it’s the soundtrack, or maybe we just like bad movies. Either way, the people of Reddit have spoken, sharing their favorite films that scored 20% or less on Rotten Tomatoes, and it’s a surprisingly relatable list.

According to the thread, cult favorites like “Out Cold” (8%), “Jingle All the Way” (20%), and “White Chicks” (15%) are some of the most-loved “bad” movies out there. Each one might have bombed with critics, but fans can quote every line, and that’s what really matters.

Here are some of the top mentions:

  • “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” (2011) — 18%. Nicolas Cage on a flaming motorcycle. Enough said.
  • “The One” (2001) — 13%. Jet Li fighting alternate versions of himself. Is it high art? No. Is it awesome? Yes.
  • “Kung Pow! Enter the Fist” (2002) — 13%. An absurd martial arts parody that’s either genius or madness.
  • “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) — 15%. Stoner humor and video games … the ultimate early-2000s combo.
  • “Encino Man” (1992) — 17%. A thawed-out caveman in modern-day California? Brendan Fraser made it work.
  • “Christmas with the Kranks” (2004) — 5%. It’s aggressively cheesy, but somehow still a holiday staple.
  • “The Master of Disguise” (2002) — 1%. “Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?” lives on forever.
  • “Troll 2” (1990) — 13%. Universally considered one of the worst movies ever made, and that’s the point.

Even rom-coms got some love, like “A Cinderella Story” (11%) and “Couples Retreat” (10%). Sure, the dialogue might be rough, but if it makes you feel good, who cares what the tomato meter says?

If you’ve ever found yourself saying “hear me out,” you’re in good company. Some movies aren’t meant to win awards; they’re meant to live rent-free in our hearts and on our streaming queues forever.

So, what’s your “so bad it’s good” favorite? Bonus points if you can quote it from memory.

What’s “Heavy Soda”?

If you’ve ever chugged a 44-ounce fountain drink and thought, you know what this needs? More syrup… then buckle up. There’s a new trend bubbling up online called heavy soda, and yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like — soda with extra syrup and maximum sweetness.

The trend is reportedly taking off at gas stations and convenience stores, especially in southern Missouri, where it supposedly got its start. But thanks to TikTok and Reddit, heavy soda is now going viral across the country.

So, what is heavy soda?

At self-serve fountain drink machines, the soda flavor comes from a mix of carbonated water and flavored syrup. Some stores — intentionally or not — have started tweaking that ratio and upping the syrup, creating a sweeter, “heavier” version of your favorite drink.

Some locations are even labeling their machines so customers know which ones are heavy.

Why are people doing this?

Sure, some folks just like their soda tooth-achingly sweet. But fans of the trend say there’s a practical reason too: if you’re grabbing a huge soda in the morning and sipping it all day, the extra syrup helps combat ice dilution. As the ice melts, the drink still tastes normal instead of watery.

From a flavor science perspective, it kind of makes sense. From a health perspective? Not so much. Critics have pointed out the obvious: even regular soda is already packed with sugar, so heavy soda takes things into turbo mode. Not ideal if you’re watching your sugar intake — but hey, it’s your pancreas.

Haven’t I heard this before?

Some people claim McDonald’s fountain drinks have always had a slightly higher syrup ratio than the standard recommendation, which might explain why their Coke hits different. But heavy soda takes that idea and cranks it up way past fast-food levels.

Curious? There are plenty of TikToks and Reddit threads where people are testing it out. Whether you’re intrigued or horrified, one thing’s clear: we’ve officially reached the point where even our beverages are getting algorithmically optimized for sugar content.

Willem Dafoe Used to Be “Willem DaFINE”

Turns out Willem Dafoe wasn’t always playing intense villains and tortured geniuses . . . he was once just a ridiculously handsome theater kid in the 1970s. And now, thanks to the internet doing what it does best (digging up forgotten footage and turning it into a thirst trap), a decades-old clip of young Dafoe is blowing people’s minds.

In the viral video, the Oscar-nominated actor is around 20 years old, performing in a stage production from 1975. And let’s just say the internet did a double take.

Fans have taken to calling him “Willem DaFINE,” because apparently none of us were prepared for this level of retro heartthrob energy.

One viewer summed it up perfectly: “Wow, I’ve never seen him young.” Another chimed in with, “He has the swagger and confidence of a man who knows he’s blessed by the gods.” And of course, there’s always one person who just keeps it simple: “Oh God, he’s just my type help.”

The resurfaced clip has also surprised fans by revealing that Dafoe used to pronounce his name “William DAY-foe”.

Born July 22nd, 1955, Dafoe turns 70 this month, and yet somehow, this old footage has managed to launch a whole new wave of fandom. It’s like discovering your favorite grizzled movie villain used to look like he belonged on the cover of a vintage romance novel.

Dafoe has always had a bit of a cult following, but this new burst of attention is giving younger fans a chance to appreciate the man behind roles like the Green Goblin, Vincent van Gogh, and literally anything where his face does 80% of the acting.

And if you didn’t think “young Willem Dafoe” would ever be trending, well . . . the internet is here to surprise you again.

Searches for the clip have been popping off on platforms like Reddit and BuzzFeed, with users marveling not just at his looks but at his magnetic stage presence even as a college-age actor. So yes, Willem Dafoe has always been THAT guy, and now, we have the receipts.

13 Myths That Won’t Die—Even Though They’re Totally False

Think that gum you swallowed in 2018 is still rattling around your insides? Good news: it’s not. Despite what you may have heard, gum does not take seven years to digest. In fact, like other indigestible things (think corn kernels or seeds), it simply passes through your system in a matter of hours.

That age-old myth is just one of many floating around in the public consciousness—some persistent, some downright ridiculous. A Reddit thread asked users to name the dumbest myths people still believe, and the responses are both enlightening and entertaining. Here are some of the most widely believed—and wildly inaccurate—claims that came up:

  1. Lie Detectors Are Foolproof
    Polygraphs measure stress, not lies. Your anxiety alone could trip it—and that’s one reason they’re not admissible in court.
  2. Wills Are Read Aloud Like in the Movies
    There’s no dramatic family gathering in a mahogany-paneled office. Estate lawyers say people usually just receive a copy in the mail.
  3. Black Belts Must Register Their Hands as Weapons
    Martial artists are not walking legal weapons—at least not in any official database.
  4. You Swallow Spiders in Your Sleep
    Nope. You’d need a perfect storm of circumstances to even swallow one, and even that’s extremely unlikely.
  5. You Have to Wait 48 Hours to Report a Missing Person
    False and dangerous. You can report someone missing immediately, and in some cases, the faster the better.
  6. A Penny Dropped from a Skyscraper Could Kill You
    While dramatic, the physics don’t hold up. A penny maxes out at about 30 mph—more of a flick to the head than a fatal impact.
  7. We Only Use 10% of Our Brains
    Neuroscientists would like a word. Brain scans show activity across the entire brain, even when we’re resting.
  8. Flashing Your Lights at a Car Without Headlights Is a Gang Thing
    This urban legend has zero basis in reality.
  9. Shaving Makes Hair Grow Back Thicker
    It might look coarser because the hair is blunt-cut, but shaving doesn’t change its structure.
  10. MSG Is Dangerous
    Monosodium glutamate has been demonized for decades, but it’s no worse than table salt for most people.
  11. The Earth Is Flat
    Still? Really?
  12. Carrots Help You See in the Dark
    This was WWII-era propaganda, not a nutritional fact.
  13. “He Who Smelt It, Dealt It”
    A timeless defense.

As for that gum? It might not dissolve in your stomach, but your body’s digestive system is more than capable of moving it along just like any other fiber-rich food. So relax: your 2018 gum is long gone.

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