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Your “Body Count” Doesn’t Matter, as Long as You’ve Slowed Down

Ah yes, nothing spices up a budding romance like the inevitable conversation about your “body count.” Right between “What’s your love language?” and “Do you believe in ghosts?” comes: So… how many people have you slept with? A true bonding moment.

But here’s some good news for anyone whose romantic history reads like a casting call: According to a new study, it’s not your total number that matters. It’s your momentum. In other words, people are apparently less freaked out by a high number of past partners if your, uh, extracurricular activities have slowed down over time.

So go ahead and be honest: “Yeah, I had a wild phase… for about 15 years. But I’m totally chill now.”

The study surveyed thousands of people in 11 countries, and surprisingly, the results were pretty consistent… even regardless of gender. Basically, your romantic history is like a stock chart… people are looking for signs the market’s cooling off, not about to crash through the ceiling.

And let’s be real: most people don’t actually care what you were doing 10 years ago, as long as you’re not still doing it now. A high number from your past can come off as adventurous, experienced, worldly even. But if you’re still collecting stamps for your loyalty card, that’s where the red flags start waving.

“Honey” Is No Longer the #1 Pet Name Couples Use

If you still call your significant other “Honey,” there’s a decent chance you also keep a landline and refer to texting as “sending a message.”

A new nationwide poll by YouGov reveals that while “Honey” is still sticking around, it’s being abandoned by younger generations.

The most popular pet name in America is “Babe”

That’s according to a survey of more than 25,000 adults across the country. Yes, “Honey” is still in the mix, but it’s definitely skewing older.

Here’s how the top five nicknames couples use for each other stack up these days:

  1. Babe – Used by 20% of Americans, but especially popular among younger adults. Only 10% of seniors have adopted it.
  2. Honey – Still beloved by 13%, but mostly by folks over 65. Just 6% of Gen Z use it, compared to a whopping 22% of seniors.
  3. Baby – Sitting at 10% overall, it’s actually the top pet name among Gen Z with 15%.
  4. Sweetheart – Used by 6%, and once again, it’s the older crowd keeping this one alive.
  5. Love – Also 6%. Apparently, we’ve got a few Americans channeling their inner Brit.

Other pet names couples use

If your preferred pet name is even more niche, 2% of people use Dear, Boo, Bae, or Darling. Meanwhile, the truly dedicated 1% are still out here calling their partners Angel, Sugar, or Pumpkin.

Interestingly, the poll found that half of all couples regularly use pet names, but not everyone’s on board. 10% said they’d prefer if their partner didn’t use them at all.

So, if your significant other throws out a “Hey, Pumpkin” and you flinch? You’re not alone.

Bottom line: pet names are still alive and well, but like fashion trends and social media platforms, they change with the times. If you’re still saying “Sweetie Pie,” it might be time to upgrade. Or, just double down and say it louder.

Half of America Would Leave Their Partner for $1 Million?

In a new poll that’s both fascinating and slightly terrifying, 43% of Americans say they’d be willing to call it quits with their current partner in exchange for $1 million.

So, not marrying into money… we’re talking cold, hard cash to walk out of a relationship.

The survey, conducted by StudyFinds, seems to confirm what your inner cynic already suspected: love is priceless… but apparently it can be negotiated.

And that’s just the beginning. The study dove deep into the kinds of moral gymnastics people would do for a serious payday, and the results are pretty eye-opening (and in some cases, jaw-dropping).

For starters, 40% of respondents said they’d accept a cool $33 million, even if it meant financially destroying someone else. Another 46% said they might consider it… depending on who got torched in the process. (So… sorry, Dave from accounting?)

The poll also revealed that for the right amount of money, Americans are surprisingly open to all sorts of things:

  • 46% would compete in a real-life “Squid Game” for a chance at $33 million, despite the fictional game’s infamous 99.8% fatality rate.
  • 41% would give up sex entirely for $1 million.
  • 59% would ditch all tech and live off the grid for that same amount.
  • 15% would even frame a friend for a crime they didn’t commit. Which is, dark.

And the line in the sand? Social media, of all things. Because 21% of people said they’d actually turn down $1 million if it meant losing access to TikTok or Facebook. (Let that one marinate.)

Some other deal-breakers:

  • 54% said “no thanks” if their parents had control of the money.
  • 38% would hesitate if accepting the cash meant an enemy would also benefit.

The results paint a picture of a nation torn between capitalism and conscience. Maybe inflation is messing with our priorities. Maybe it’s just good old-fashioned human nature. Either

Disney Adults, Rejoice: A Dating App Just for You

Mickey should get ordained online now, because he’s about to get a lot of requests to officiate. Dust off those Mickey ears and polish that spirit jersey, because a dating app for Disney adults is actually happening.

It’s called Single Riders, and the beta drops later this year. Yes, soon you’ll be able to swipe right on someone who also thinks $8 churros are a core memory.

A jilted Disney superfan came up with it while drunk.

The whole thing was dreamed up by a Disney fan in Orlando. Two years ago, he got stood up on a date, went to a Disney World bar to drown his sorrows, and somewhere between cocktails and fireworks decided the world needed a way for likeminded Disney fanatics to connect.

It took him a while to find a coder willing to build the pixie‑dusted version of Tinder he envisioned. But he finally did, and now they’re looking for beta testers.

Not just for dating.

He says it’s not just intended for romance. He hopes people also use it to make friends. So if you’ve been frequenting Disney parks solo and just want something platonic, you’ll have a way to connect with other people who enjoy spending multiple days a year in the Happiest Place on Earth.

Finding your soulmate at Disney.

He asked people for features they want the app to have. An early suggestion gaining traction is a feature that lets you see if other Single Riders are in the park in real time, so you can instantly meet up, split a turkey leg, and see if sparks fly before the next parade.

Not just for Disney adults.

It’s technically meant for “theme park enthusiasts.” So, we may also see love connections made via mutual love for spots like Universal Studios, Six Flags, Cedar Point, and Dollywood.

But let’s be real – this is really meant for the people who know the Dapper Dans’ setlist by heart, plan their vacations around EPCOT festivals, and want to propose mid tea cup ride.

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Husband Forgets Wife on Road Trip, Drives 186 Miles

If you’re out on a road trip this summer with the fam, make sure to do a headcount before pulling away from the gas station.

A 62-year-old man from France is making headlines – and likely sleeping on the couch – after he accidentally left his wife behind at a rest stop during a family drive from Paris to Morocco. He didn’t realize she was missing until nearly 200 miles later.

Yes, really.

It happened on Day One of a 27-hour drive.

The trip was meant to be a relaxing and scenic multi-day journey. Their 22-year-old daughter was along for the ride too, sleeping in the back seat when things went sideways.

Around 4:30 a.m. on July 5th, the husband pulled into a gas station to fuel up. When he hit the road again, he somehow didn’t notice his wife wasn’t in the car.

Not ideal.

The oblivious husband just kept on driving.

To make things worse, he didn’t realize what had happened until around 8:30 a.m. – a full four hours and 186 miles later.

At that point, he called the police but couldn’t remember which gas station he’d stopped at – or even which city it was in. (Clearly a man who does not plan the family vacations.)

His wife was okay, if maybe a tad annoyed.

Fortunately, police were able to locate his 60-year-old wife by checking her cell phone records. It turned out she’d been sitting at the gas station the entire time, waiting patiently for her loving husband and daughter to notice she was missing.

How did he not realize?

Authorities didn’t explain how the husband failed to notice she was missing for such a long stretch of time. Maybe she’d been sleeping in the back, and he didn’t realize she got out to use the bathroom? Or was he just way too focused on making good time?

Police initially suspected he may have ditched her on purpose, but eventually concluded it was a genuine – if completely bonkers – mistake. No legal charges were filed, but we imagine his wife will be bringing it up every time they have a fight from now on.

After backtracking nearly 200 miles, he picked her up and the family resumed their drive. There may have been a few awkward silences along the way.

News Chopper Guy Rants About Failed Marriage, Bourbon

Fox 11 helicopter reporter Stu Mendel used his livestream chat like a personal therapy session this weekend while covering the protests in L.A., describing some of the “debacles” he’s had with his personal life. “”I just had a bunch of debacles with my personal life. “Do I get lonely? Of course! But I got cats.” Thanks for (over)sharing, Stu! 👀

https://twitter.com/BranPuffin/status/1933987044277268806

He also channeled Ron Burgundy with this line: “I love bourbon. I do. I do love the bourbon. Love the whiskey, love the bourbon, love the gin. Do love the gin.”

Here’s the full livestream:

Oddball Anniversaries Are the Hot Relationship Trend

Who says anniversaries have to be tied to weddings or going steady?

A growing relationship trend is encouraging couples to celebrate what are being called “arbitrary-versaries” — offbeat, personal milestones that mark the quirky, real-life moments in a relationship.

What’s an “arbitrary-versary”?

The idea was originally floated in 2021, but it’s picking up steam now thanks to a recent PopSugar article that gave it a modern, fun spin. The concept? Mark the unusual, random, or downright ridiculous milestones that only the two of you would find meaningful.

Things like the first time you slid into their DMs, the first time you saw each other naked, or even just that first grilled cheese they made you that was sooooo good.

Yes, really. It can be anything.

While the term “arbitrary-versary” is a bit of a mouthful, the sentiment behind it is easy to get behind: creating more reasons to pause, reflect, and appreciate the shared experience of being weird together.

Other suggestions from PopSugar include sweet or sentimental moments — like the day you realized you had a crush on them, the day you realized you had the same favorite movie, or the first trip you took together.

But why would we need one? We have a real anniversary.

It might sound like something only unwed folks in their 20’s would do, but people of all ages can get in on it. Even if you’ve been married for a decade, it’s a playful way to re-inject some joy and spontaneity into your routine.

Relationship experts say these kinds of fun rituals help strengthen emotional bonds and keep the spark alive. It’s less about the calendar and more about the connection.

So if you’ve been feeling like your relationship could use a dose of fun or gratitude, maybe don’t wait for your next big anniversary. Just celebrate the day you made each other laugh until you cried… or that infamous fart in the car that changed everything.

Let love — and your imagination — be your guide.

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