What Is This Woke B.S.? There Are Women in Men At Work???

The woke mob has stepped over the line several times now, from black Disney mermaids to canceling well-meaning comedians just for yanking their penises in front of unwilling women.

But this time they’ve gone too far.

Remember everyone’s favorite ’80s band Men At Work . . . oh they of such classics as “Who Can it Be Now” and “Down Under”?  Well, they just announced a Summer 2026 tour with Toad the Wet Sprocket and Shonen Knife.

The announcement was accompanied by a promotional photo of the band, and there are TWO WOMEN in it!!!  I am NOT kidding!

One of these “birthing people,” as I’m sure the band would like us to call them, is named Rachel Mazer.  She plays sax, flute, and keyboards.  The other is Cecilia Noel, who handles percussion and vocal harmonies.

And if that doesn’t bother you, you’re clearly not eating enough road kill organ meat.

People, this band is called MEN At Work.  Not PERSONS At Work.  Are we supposed to stand for this?  If we don’t stop it now, where does it end?  The Beastie People?  Or even worse, Boyz 2 Whatever???

This. Must. End. Now.  We must ignore this abomination once proudly known as Men At Work. Please skip this tour, so as to keep them from achieving their woke, inclusive, feminist, man-hating agenda.

Thanks, bro!

The Elmo Hackers Will Target These 25 Characters Next

Elmo’s social media got hacked, and he started spewing antisemitic bile. You’ll never guess who the hackers plan to target next!

If you follow Elmo on social media, you’re used to seeing him post things like “Do you want to dance in puddles with Elmo?” and “Elmo loves you.” But his recent series of posts had a slightly less positive vibe.

Someone got into Elmo’s verified account and wrote a bunch of nonsense that wasn’t very kid friendly – or even adult friendly. The posts were conspiracy‑laced, antisemitic, and downright shocking – dragging in references to President Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Jewish people.

Within hours, a spokesperson for Sesame Workshop confirmed what fans were already suspecting. Yes, Elmo’s account had been hacked.

The posts were quickly deleted, and Sesame Workshop condemned the “antisemitic and racist content” the hackers had shared. Some people didn’t think the apology went far enough though, and called on Elmo to resign.

The lesson? Even the most wholesome corners of the internet aren’t immune to chaos.

Incidents like this aren’t rare – celebrity and brand accounts are frequent targets for trolls hoping to make headlines. But seeing a universally loved character like Elmo caught in the crossfire made the situation all the more surreal.

Unfortunately, there’s no way to ensure bad actors won’t pull similar stunts in the future. In fact, we have it on good authority that many other beloved characters are currently being targeted.

Here are some other surprising tweets we might see in the not-too-distant future.


Big Bird


Elsa


The Geico Gecko


The Kool-Aid Man


Tony the Tiger


Santa


Jessica Rabbit


Yoda


Barney


Peppa Pig


Bluey


Chuck E. Cheese


Smokey Bear


Bob the Builder


Woody


Dora the Explorer


The Energizer Bunny


Winnie the Pooh


Minnie Mouse


VeggieTales


Caillou


SpongeBob SquarePants


Earnie


Launchpad McQuack


Bugs Bunny

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