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Nintendo Wants Us to Believe that Mario and Peach Are Just Friends?

(Who’s that dude high-fiving Peach?!?)

After nearly four decades of rescuing Princess Peach from castles, lava pits, and the occasional angry turtle, you’d think Mario might have secured something more than a polite thank-you. But according to Nintendo, it turns out the Mushroom Kingdom’s most eligible bachelor is firmly friend-zoned.

A recent update on the Nintendo Today app casually clarified the pair’s relationship, saying, “Princess Peach and Mario are good friends and help each other out whenever they can.” That’s it. Not “lovers.” Not “power couple.” Just . . . good friends. Which might be the most brutal plot twist in video game history.

This revelation comes as a bit of a surprise to longtime fans, given Nintendo has frequently hinted—or outright suggested—that Mario and Peach were an item.

Over the years, they’ve shared romantic moments in everything from cutscenes to end-of-game hugs. But this new statement hits like a blue shell in the final lap. Not even “good friends with benefits”? Apparently not.

Nintendo didn’t explain why they decided to clarify the characters’ dynamic now, but it’s hard not to read between the lines. Maybe they’re trying to reframe the characters in a more modern, independent light. Maybe they’re teasing a future story development. Or maybe they just want to finally settle the decades-old debate once and for all.

Naturally, the internet has feelings. The announcement triggered waves of disbelief, confusion, and memes.

One fan wrote, “Mario’s been risking his life for 40 years and all he got was a pat on the back??” Another joked, “Peach: I see you as a brother.”

Still, despite the heartbreak, this may be an opportunity for Mario to move on—maybe go karting with Rosalina, or finally take a vacation that doesn’t end with kidnapping. Meanwhile, fans will be left wondering what else they’ve been misled about in the Nintendo universe. Are Luigi and Daisy even a thing? Is Bowser just misunderstood?

No word yet if Mario has updated his relationship status on Facebook, but something tells us it’s complicated.

Are These the Best Old-School Arcade Games of All Time?

If you grew up in the glow of an arcade cabinet, pumping quarters into machines and battling for high scores, you’re not alone. The golden age of arcade games holds a special place in many hearts—and now, the internet has spoken.

Ranker.com recently asked readers to vote for the best classic arcade games of all time, and the results are basically a love letter to joysticks, 8-bit soundtracks, and pixelated glory. Spoiler: Pac-Man still rules the maze.

Here’s the full Top 20 list:

  1. Pac-Man – The OG icon of arcade gaming chomps its way to #1.
  2. Galaga – Pew pew! Still one of the most satisfying space shooters ever made.
  3. Street Fighter II – Where friendships went to die. Or at least took a punch.
  4. Donkey Kong – The game that gave us Mario and barrels of rage.
  5. Frogger – Teaching us the dangers of traffic long before driving school.
  6. Space Invaders – Those aliens just never quit.
  7. Mortal Kombat – Finish him! (And maybe traumatize young gamers everywhere.)
  8. Asteroids – A vector-graphic classic. Still hypnotic.
  9. Ms. Pac-Man – She’s faster, tougher, and has better mazes than her man.
  10. Double Dragon – Tag-team street fighting at its finest.
  11. Dig Dug – Blowing up underground monsters with a bike pump never gets old.
  12. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Arcade Game – Cowabunga, dudes!
  13. Centipede – Speed, precision, and mushroom warfare.
  14. Defender – Rescue mission meets button-mashing chaos.
  15. Mario Bros. – Before the Super came along, this was the humble beginning.
  16. 1942 – Old-school air combat with a side of loop-de-loops.
  17. Gauntlet – “Wizard needs food, badly.”
  18. Rampage – Smash buildings, eat people, be a monster. Therapeutic.
  19. Golden Axe – Swords, magic, and side-scrolling brawls.
  20. The Simpsons Arcade Game – A chaotic and hilarious family beat-’em-up.

Whether you were Team Joystick or just there for the greasy pizza and neon lights, this list hits all the right nostalgia buttons. And if you’re thinking “Hey, where’s [insert your favorite]?” — the list actually goes to 100+, so it’s probably on there. Check it out.

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