Taylor Swift has inspired a lot of things—albums, tattoos, dissertations—but now she’s also the reason there’s a graveyard on a front porch in Hoboken, New Jersey.
Someone went all-in on their Swiftie creativity by turning their stoop into a spooky “Graveyard of Heartbreak,” complete with tombstones for six of Taylor’s famous exes: Harry Styles, Joe Jonas, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Matty Healy, and Joe Alwyn.
If you’re wondering who didn’t make the cut, the missing names include Tom Hiddleston, Calvin Harris, Taylor Lautner, and Conor Kennedy (yes, that Kennedy—Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s son).
The homeowners apparently had to draw the line somewhere, likely because fake headstones aren’t cheap, and let’s face it, Taylor’s breakup history could fill an entire cemetery.
The display also includes a skeleton Travis Kelce on one knee—well, one kneecap—proposing to a skeleton Taylor. And because no Swift-themed haunted scene would be complete without a little industry drama, there’s even a skeleton locked in a cage labeled “Scooter Braun.”
Locals say the display has become a mini tourist attraction, with fans stopping to snap selfies and laugh at the attention to detail. It’s safe to say this Hoboken house just became the ultimate shrine to Swift’s love life—and her ability to outlive every ex, metaphorically speaking.