The Best and Worst Celebrity Kissers

The Instagram gossip account Deuxmoi, known for its anonymous and often unverified celebrity scoops, recently posed a juicy question to its followers: Which celebrities are the best (and worst) kissers based on personal experience?

The responses, predictably, range from dreamy to downright disturbing. And while there’s zero way to confirm the legitimacy of these tales, that hasn’t stopped the stories—and speculation—from spreading like wildfire. Here’s a look at some of the buzziest (and weirdest) submissions:

The Good Kissers

• Steven Tyler got a “15 out of 10” rating from one person—who claims the Aerosmith frontman paused mid-makeout to meow. Repeatedly.
• Florence Pugh was so good, apparently, she “turned [someone] into a stalker.” Not ideal behavior, but clearly a memorable kiss.
• Pedro Pascal was dubbed a “top 3 best kisser” and described as “very passionate and sweet.”
• Prince Harry scored a gentlemanly 10 out of 10.
• Orlando Bloom may not have offered “the best sex,” but his kissing game? “Truly amazing.”
• Ralph Fiennes received a hyperbolic “a billion out of 10.” No elaboration needed, apparently.
• One person even claimed to have kissed John Mayer and Katy Perry at the same time. Both, they said, were “great,” though John was notably “thoughtful with his mouth.”

And Then There’s the Flip Side…

• Vin Diesel got absolutely roasted as “the worst kisser you could ever imagine.” Words like “sloppy,” “wet,” and “crusties” were used. Ouch.
• Milo Ventimiglia apparently disappointed both in kissing and, um, follow-through. Still, the source insists he’s a “nice guy.”
• Country singer Morgan Wallen? Just one word: “TERRIBLE.”

The Spicy Ones

• Johnny Knoxville allegedly aced both kissing and other extracurriculars: “Really good with his hands,” said one reviewer.
• Michael Phelps impressed in Olympic fashion: “Best. Sex. Ever.” Plus, his skin smelled like chlorine, and he reportedly had the stamina of, well, an Olympian—“six times one night.”