The 12 Things in Your Home Most Likely to Hurt You When You’re Drunk

When you’re drunk and stumbling around your house, pretty much everything is dangerous. But which spots are the most dangerous?

A study analyzed emergency room visits – looking at injuries people suffered while drunk or high – and the percentage of injuries caused by 12 different things in your home.

1. Stairs, 17%
2. Floors, 13%
3. Bicycles, 10%
4. Ceilings and walls, 4%
5. Windows, 3%
6. Beds, 3%
7. Porches and balconies, 2%
8. Tables, 2%
9. Chairs, 2%
10. Bathtubs or showers, 2%
11. Fences, 2%
12. Alcohol bottles, 2%

The study also found 70% of all drunk injures happen to men, and there’s only one part of the body women are more likely to injure… the groin region.

Women are slightly more likely to injure themselves there.

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are the days you’re most likely to suffer a drunken injury… because, yeah obviously. The least likely day is Tuesday.