German Game Show Features Long-Distance Shopping Cart Returns

I tried this in a Kohl’s parking lot once and had to pay a guy $600 for denting Toyota Corolla.

German game show “Schlag den Star” (“Beat the Star”) has an excellent segment in which contestants must successfully return shopping carts from 30-50 feet away.

It took over 6,000 years, friends, but we may have finally reached peak civilization. How do we make this an Olympic sport?