Mizzou Fan Burns Chance at $25k to Roast K.U.

You’ve got a chance at $25,000 if you can make a 45-yard field goal. You know you’re ride-or-die when you balk at the opportunity and blast the ball at the opposing sideline instead. 💪

@houseofhighlights

If you aren’t hating this hard you aren’t trying 😂 (Laurarowe95/x, Carter Arey) #football #collegefootball #funny #fyp

♬ original sound – House of Highlights

NFL Fan Reacts to Taylor Swift Engagement

Congrats to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on their engagement!!

Tay Tay fans are swooning over the details – including the size of that massive rock he slipped on her finger.

Meanwhile, every football fan with a draft this weekend is texting their buddy the same question…

@thetopicalfruit

They are finally engaged!! Congrats!! But how is this going to affect his fantasy stock? @Taylor Swift @Travis Kelce #swifttok #tightend #engaged #fyp #fantasyfootball

♬ original sound – The Topical Fruit

“P” as in _____: Woman’s Silly Voicemail Spelling Goes Viral

Imagine you have to spell a word over the phone and use words to clarify each letter. What word do you use for the letter “P”?

“Papa” is the official word from the phonetic alphabet used by the military. But Peter, Paul, panda, puppy, or pizza are also great options.

Something about the choice made by this woman at a dermatologist’s office in Atlanta is just funnier… at least to her.

The fact that her coworker couldn’t stop laughing in the background didn’t help her case of the giggles. Kudos to the patient for sharing – not sure laughter is what you want to hear in a voicemail relaying important news about your health.

German Game Show Features Long-Distance Shopping Cart Returns

I tried this in a Kohl’s parking lot once and had to pay a guy $600 for denting Toyota Corolla.

German game show “Schlag den Star” (“Beat the Star”) has an excellent segment in which contestants must successfully return shopping carts from 30-50 feet away.

It took over 6,000 years, friends, but we may have finally reached peak civilization. How do we make this an Olympic sport?

Breaking News: Scottie Scheffler Is Good at Golf

We’re going out on a limb with this one and saying on record that Scottie Scheffler (the #1 ranked player in the world since 2023) is pretty good at golf.

Check out the fairly decent chip shot he came up with for a birdie on 17 at the BMW Championship in Owings Mills, Maryland. He went on to par the 18th hole and win the tournament by two strokes.

You heard it here first, folks. We feel confident saying Scottie Scheffler is at least not terrible at golf. Now he just needs to rack up 28 more wins – and 6 majors – in the next 10 months to match Tiger’s pace by age 30. 👀

Of note: Scottie also trails Tiger 3 to 1 in unflattering car-related incidents.

Tiger had his 2021 car crash, his 2017 DUI, and his wife Elin smashed up his Escalade with a 9-iron after she caught him cheating on her with ~10,000 women in 2009.

Scottie has so far only had the one arrest in 2024, when he drove around a police barricade at the PGA Championship in Louisville, KY, and allegedly dragged a cop down the street with his car. Those charges were later dropped, so he obviously still has much to learn about what the word “champion” means.

NASCAR Driver Celebrates Win, Breaks Collarbone

NASCAR driver Connor Zilisch won the Xfinity Series Mission 200 on Saturday, August 9th at Watkins Glen, and celebrated by immediately breaking his collarbone.

He’s seriously lucky it wasn’t worse, because it looked really bad – like “is he still alive” bad. But thankfully the answer was yes, very much so. Connor’s dad, Jim Zilisch, even took time out that night to joke it was his son’s new low.

Connor returned to the track for an interview the next day and said he was feeling fine. (I’m guessing he was on some painkillers by that point, so… yeah.)

How Fast Could You Eat an Entire Head of Lettuce?

The University of Minnesota’s “Lettuce Club” meets each year to see who can eat a one-pound head of iceberg lettuce the fastest.

The 2025 winner took one down in 3 minutes and 30 seconds. Could you beat it?

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