Christmas Spirit Poll: Are You More of a Santa, a Scrooge, or a Grinch?

It’s December, so you’re probably getting a pretty good idea of where your Christmas spirit vibes are for this holiday season… so are you feeling the joy… or feeling the stress?

There’s a poll that’s kicking around online that asked people if they’re mostly identifying with the giving spirit of Santa… the penny-pinching of Scrooge… or the grumpiness of the Grinch this season.

• 58% of people said they’re feeling Santa vibes
• 31% say they’re more like Scrooge
• And 11% admitted to being in Grinch mode.

There is some gray area. There are surely people who are not a full-on Grinch… at least not yet… but they’re not prepared to be barreling into the holiday season. Of course, there are others who have been barreling in for weeks now.

Just for fun, here are some playful, naughty-and-nice Signs You’re Way Too into Christmas:

• You watched Hallmark Channel the last two months without gagging.
• You have a massive nativity scene in your yard.  And you’re Jewish.
• You attached antlers to your head.  Surgically.
• You don’t stop at kissing under the mistletoe.
• You named your testicles “Naughty” and “Nice.”
• To make space in your house for a tree, you got rid of a sofa.  And two kids.
• You shoved grandma in front of reindeer just to relive the magic of that song.
• Your kids have to break it to YOU that Santa’s not real.
• Milk and cookies?  Please.  You offer Santa SEX.