The stats nerds at the online gambling site The Action Network crunched numbers from DoorDash, Instacart, and other candy sources, and came up with Vegas-style odds on what will be landing in that bucket.
So, when your kid walks through the door with a pillowcase full of sugar, you’ll know the odds of finding what you’re looking for. Here’s what your little monster is most (and least) likely to drag home.
Practically a Halloween guarantee. If your kid doesn’t come back with at least one, did they even go out?
Solid choice. Somehow feel healthier even though they’re not.
The peanut-free classic ranks first in most likely to break open and be found loose in the bottom of the bag.
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar and toss it directly into my face.
When your neighbors go full-size, it’s usually this. Respect.
First they’re sour, then they’re gone. Kids trade for these like they’re currency.
The bar that started it all. Still holding strong.
Like a Snickers without the crunch. The soft-spoken cousin.
Whether you’re Left Twix or Right Twix, you’re still only getting one.
Classic, chewy, and just the second non-chocolate candy on the list.
If you live in Mississippi, your kid has a 46% chance of getting candy corn. But kids in Hawaii can breathe easy, just an 11% chance.