In the latest entry into the “welcome to adulthood” chronicles, a Gen Z woman posted a tearful selfie captioned: “Just finished the first day of 9-5 in my life.” Within hours, the internet did what it does best: roast, relate, and reminisce.
If you’ve ever stumbled out of an office at 5:02 PM like you just completed basic training, this photo probably hit you square in the feels.
Boomers muttered “character building,” Millennials whispered “been there, sis,” and Gen X collectively shrugged while chain-smoking in the parking lot.
The comments section, however, was the real story. Here are some of the highlights:
- “Keep your head up, it’s tough now but it only gets worse.”
- “There’s a reason we’ve been calling it “happy” hour.”
- “It doesn’t get better sweetie.”
- “Hey so your soul will die sooner than your physical body so you won’t feel this much pain after 3-5 years or so. Hang in there.”
- “Hey quuen! It only feels like this from age 22-26, then you just kinda accept the torture and it’s a lot better. Hope this helps.”
- “1 day down, 40 more years to go!”
- “Dissociation is key.”
- “You go numb after a while babe, it’s okay.”
- “Awww don’t worry girlie. There’s no light at the end of the tunnel.”
- “Just wait! One day someone will bring in banana bread :)”
Do you remember how you felt after your first full day of work? Hopefully it was better than this poor girl.