The Best and Worst Sounds to Make in Bed

Wait… is lying there silent and motionless not a turn-on? Hmm, might have to adjust my technique.

A survey by the dating (err, hook-up) site SaucyDates.com asked men and women to rank some of the most common noises people make during sex.

If you’re not sure what your signature sound should be in the bedroom, here’s a handy guide to what people actually like, and what makes them want to fake a headache.

How Popular Are These Sex Sounds?

1. Moaning

  • 91% of men like it
  • 77% of women like it

Verdict: The universal go-to. Moaning is the gold standard of bedroom sounds.


2. Talking Dirty

  • 77% of men
  • 74% of women

Verdict: Verbal flirting works. If you’ve got a sexy voice and/or a decent imagination, you’re in business.


3. Heavy Breathing

  • 60% of men
  • 46% of women

Verdict: Totally acceptable. Sounds of exertion = still hot… just maybe don’t sound like you’re running a marathon.


4. Screaming

  • 51% of men
  • 36% of women

Verdict: It’s polarizing. Some like it wild, others prefer their neighbors not call the cops.


5. Swearing

  • 39% of men
  • 31% of women

Verdict: High risk, high reward. When done right, it’s hot. When done wrong, it’s…awkward.


6. Squeaking

  • 28% of men
  • 15% of women

Verdict: Is this you, or the bed? Either way, it’s not topping anyone’s fantasy list.


7. Silence

  • 8% of men
  • 13% of women
  • Verdict: So, 1 in 12 men and 1 in 8 women actually do like the silent treatment. Maybe I don’t need to change my technique after all.

Bonus: The Worst Phrases to Say in Bed

They also polled people to find the worst lines to blurt out in the sack. Whether you’re getting it on with a man or a woman, #1 is the same for both. But then things get interesting.

Top Lines Men Don’t Want to Hear

1. The wrong name
2. “I need to poop.”
3. “What time is it?”
4. “That’s it?”
5. “Get it over with.”

Top Lines Women Don’t Want to Hear

1. The wrong name
2. “I can’t do it.”
3. “I’m going soft.”
4. “Did you do this with your ex?”
5. Any mention of the woman’s sister

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago: March 1-7

Peyton Manning’s retirement, Donald Trump’s tiny hands, and Taco Bell’s Cheetos wrap. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.


Peyton Manning Calls It a Career

After 18 seasons, two Super Bowl rings, and countless “Omaha!” audibles, Peyton Manning officially walked away from the NFL. He went out on top, fresh off a Super Bowl 50 win with the Denver Broncos.


Donald Trump Denies Having Tiny Junk

In what may have been the most surreal moment of an already surreal election cycle, Donald Trump addressed the size of his hands – and then, unprompted, reassured America about what that supposedly meant. It happened during a Republican primary debate, days after “Little” Marco Rubio made a joke about men with “small hands.”


“Making a Murderer” Gets a Season 2

Just when the true-crime obsession couldn’t get any louder, word came that “Making a Murderer” might return for another season. The Netflix docuseries had already turned Steven Avery’s case into a national debate and made armchair detectives out of half the country. A follow-up promised more twists, but received mixed reviews when it debuted two years later in 2018.


Taco Bell Tests a Cheetos-Stuffed Wrap

Taco Bell decided subtlety was overrated and started testing a wrap stuffed with Cheetos. Not Cheeto-flavored – actual Cheetos, adding crunch and neon-orange flair to the fast-food mashup era. It was the first in a series of Cheetos-themed mashups for America’s largest “Mexican” food chain. Flamin’ Hot options would eventually follow.


San Francisco’s Waldo Tunnel Is Renamed for Robin Williams

The Waldo Tunnel, the iconic gateway into San Francisco, was officially renamed the Robin Williams Tunnel. The tribute honored the late comedian, who called the Bay Area home and remained one of its most beloved figures. For commuters driving under that rainbow-lit passage, it became more than infrastructure – it felt like a small, permanent nod to a hometown legend.


“Zootopia” Tops the Box Office

Disney’s animated buddy-cop movie “Zootopia” roared into theaters and knocked “Deadpool” down the chart. The talking-animal satire pulled in families while still sneaking in sharp social commentary, proving it wasn’t just kid fluff. After weeks of R-rated superhero dominance, it was a reminder that a clever PG movie could still own the cultural moment.


Jared from Subway Gains 30 Pounds in Prison

Less than a year after beginning his prison sentence, former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle reportedly gained 30 pounds behind bars. The irony was hard to ignore, given that his entire public identity had been built on weight loss and sandwiches. It was one more strange footnote in a scandal that had already completely rewritten a once-ubiquitous brand story.


Meet the Donut Cone

An ice cream shop in the Czech Republic went viral after looking at an ice cream cone and thinking, “What if this was a donut?” It was sugary excess stacked on sugary excess, tailor-made for Instagram’s golden age of food photos. Dessert had officially entered its hybrid era, and moderation wasn’t invited.


Erin Andrews Wins $55 Million in Peephole Civil Suit

Sportscaster Erin Andrews took the stand during her civil trial over a secretly recorded peephole video and became visibly emotional recounting the ordeal from 2008. The case highlighted the invasive nature of digital voyeurism and the toll it took on her career and personal life. It was a sobering moment in a media cycle often obsessed with spectacle, forcing a more serious conversation about privacy. Days later, a jury awarded her $55 million in damages.


Rumors of the Last Living Munchkin’s Death Were Greatly Exaggerated

Reports circulated that the last surviving Munchkin from “The Wizard of Oz” had died – a headline that felt like the official end of Old Hollywood. But unlike the Wicked Witch of the East’s legs under that farmhouse, it turned out Jerry Maren was very much still kickin’. He passed away two years later in 2018 at age 98.

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago: Feb 22-28

Facebook adds emojis, Katy Perry is JonBenét, and views from the toilet. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.


Facebook Replaces Its “Like” Button with Emojis

After years of pretending the “Like” button covered every possible human emotion, Facebook finally rolled out six new reaction emojis – Love, Haha, Wow, Sad, and Angry. Suddenly you could accurately respond to a breakup post or a political rant without looking unhinged. It felt like a small update, but it completely changed how we talk online. Turns out nuance comes in tiny yellow faces.


The Toilet-View Photo Trend

For a brief, baffling moment, posting photos of your view from the toilet was a thing. Ideally, photos from a toilet with spectacular views – not just sinks, shower curtains, and bathroom doors. It had peak “the internet has run out of ideas” energy.


Is Katy Perry Actually JonBenét Ramsey?

In one of the strangest conspiracy theories to catch fire, some corners of the internet tried to argue that Katy Perry was secretly JonBenét Ramsey grown up. Never mind timelines or basic facts – YouTube “evidence” was apparently enough. It was a reminder that the web can connect us to the world and also to deeply unserious rabbit holes.


The Oscars Crowns Its Winners

Awards season wrapped with the Oscars handing out gold statues: “Spotlight” won Best Picture, and Leo finally got his Best Actor trophy for “The Revenant.”


The Razzies Crowns Its Losers

Meanwhile, “Fifty Shades of Grey” and “Fantastic Four” shared the honor of Worst Picture at the Razzies. Also a huge honor… of sorts.


Are Those “Spaceballs 2” Posters for Real?

New York commuters started spotting mysterious “Spaceballs: The Search for More Money” posters, sending fans into a hopeful spiral. Was Mel Brooks secretly reviving the beloved sci-fi spoof, or was this just a prank? The answer: Those posters were just a goof. But better news 10 years later: An actual “Spaceballs 2” is set for release in 2027.


Arby’s Celebrates Leap Day With the Saddest Vegetarian Option Ever

Arby’s marked Leap Day by announcing a “vegetarian menu,” including a toasted bun with absolutely nothing on it. Yes, just bread. It was classic Arby’s trolling – leaning into its meat-heavy reputation instead of fighting it. In an era when every chain was chasing plant-based credibility, Arby’s zigged by proudly zagging.


Abercrombie & Fitch Overtakes Walmart as America’s Most Hated Chain

A survey crowned Abercrombie & Fitch the most hated retail chain in America, edging out Walmart for the dubious honor. Years of logo overload, exclusivity drama, and shifting mall culture finally caught up with the once-dominant brand. It was a real sign that the early-2000s cool-kid aesthetic had officially worn out its welcome.


Curly Sue Shows Up on “The Voice”

Alisan Porter, best known as the kid from the ’90s movie Curly Sue, showed up to audition for The Voice — and absolutely crushed it. The judges were stunned, and so were viewers who suddenly realized that adorable child star could really sing. It was one of those pop-culture time-warps where nostalgia meets genuine talent.


A Minor League Baseball Team Unveils a Cheeseburger Wrapped in a Pizza

The Wisconsin Timber Rattlers pushed ballpark cuisine into new (deep-dish) territory with their Meatlover’s Pizza Burger – a quadruple cheeseburger wrapped in an entire pepperoni and sausage pizza. It’s amazing anyone survived.

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago: Feb 15-21

Ferris wheel sex, wood in parmesan, and Deadpool on SNL. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.


Parmesan Is Loaded with Wood Pulp

A “Bloomberg” report found that in many cases, parmesan cheese isn’t just cheese – it also includes cellulose, aka wood pulp. Suddenly, everyone was side-eyeing their spaghetti like it came from Home Depot. The story sparked grocery-aisle paranoia and made “freshly grated” feel less like a flex and more like a necessity.


Kanye’s SNL Backstage Rant Leaks

A hot mic caught Kanye West venting backstage at Saturday Night Live, and the audio spread faster than a meme on dial-up. The meltdown fueled debates about ego, artistry, and whether anyone at Studio 8H should ever assume microphones are actually off. Peak mid-2010s celebrity chaos unlocked.


Fans Want Deadpool to Host SNL

With Deadpool dominating the box office, fans launched a petition begging the Merc with a Mouth to host SNL. Ryan Reynolds responded with a spoof “leaked audio” clip that felt very on-brand: sarcastic, meta, and internet-ready. Marketing genius or just Reynolds being Reynolds? Maybe both… but also an obvious reference to a certain Kanye story that was making waves. 👆


Las Vegas Ferris Wheel Hookup

Earlier that February, a story went viral about a couple who got arrested for hooking up on the High Roller ferris wheel in Vegas. Turned out the guy was supposed to get married that same day – to a different woman – until his fiancée revealed she was pregnant with another man’s baby. Five margaritas and one random birthday girl later, he ended up on the ferris wheel. His ex-fiancée reportedly bailed him out. No word on how they’re doing these days.


Spamageddon: Groupon Tops the List of Inbox Invaders

A ranking of the most relentless email marketers crowned Groupon as the undisputed king of “Why do I have 257 unread emails?” The list reminded everyone that unsubscribing is basically cardio for your mouse finger – and that the one coupon you used in 2013 might haunt you forever.


Trump Beefs with the Pope

Politics and religion collided when Donald Trump fired back at comments from Pope Francis about border walls. The headline felt surreal – a presidential candidate publicly sparring with the Pope like it was a cable-news crossover episode. Twitter, naturally, treated it like the Super Bowl of hot takes. (Oh, how innocent we were back then.)


Roseanne Starts Selling Weed

Roseanne Barr announced plans to jump into the pot dispensary world, proving celebrity endorsements were hitting new highs – literally. The move blended her unpredictable persona with the rapidly growing cannabis industry, leaving fans wondering whether this was a savvy business play or just peak Roseanne energy.


U.S. Marshals Arrest Man Over a Student Loan From 1987

One guy learned the hard way that student debt can outlive hairstyles and fashion trends. After failing to appear in court over a decades-old loan, U.S. Marshals stepped in, turning a financial headache into a viral story that made everyone with delinquent student debt just a little more nervous.


Women Proposing to Men Is Finally Okay

A poll found 73% of British men would happily accept a proposal from a woman, challenging old-school dating norms. The takeaway? Tradition is flexible, romance is evolving, and women don’t have to wait on their guy to get over that fear of commitment anymore.


“To Kill a Mockingbird” Author Harper Lee Dies at 89

Literary icon Harper Lee passed away at 89, prompting a wave of tributes to the author whose work shaped generations of readers. “To Kill a Mockingbird” remains a cultural touchstone, reminding everyone that even in an era of viral headlines, one powerful story can still echo for decades.

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago: Feb 8-14

Bricked iPhones, Dorito roses, and perfect pancakes. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.


Don’t Set Your iPhone to January 1970 – You’ll Destroy It

A bizarre iPhone bug went viral when users discovered that manually setting the date to January 1, 1970 could permanently brick their device. Phones would reboot endlessly and never recover, proving that time travel (even digital) comes with consequences.


Doritos Roses Go Viral Ahead of Valentine’s Day

In peak internet energy, someone figured out how to fold Doritos into surprisingly convincing roses. Equal parts romantic and ridiculous, the DIY snack bouquet became a Valentine’s Day option for people short on cash, time, or basic floral dignity.


Burger King Adds Hot Dogs

Burger King shocked everyone by announcing it would permanently add hot dogs to its menu. The move raised questions about brand identity, and Burger King eventually did a little soul-searching itself. The “permanent” new menu item was nixed at most BK locations just one year later.


Scientists Try to Cure Glaucoma, Discover the Perfect Pancake Instead

While researching potential glaucoma treatments, scientists figured out the exact ratio for perfect pancakes – 1.75 cups of water for every one cup of flour. The accidental discovery reminded the world that science doesn’t always give us what we want, but sometimes gives us what we need.


“Deadpool” Opens to a Record-Breaking $132 Million

$132 million was the best opening weekend ever for an R-rated film. It remained unmatched until “Deadpool & Wolverine” beat it with a $211 million first weekend in 2024.


Red Lobster Sales Jump 33% Thanks to Beyoncé

After Beyoncé casually (and profanely) referenced Red Lobster in her song “Formation” – and also dominated the Super Bowl halftime show – the seafood chain saw a stunning 33% sales spike. It was the clearest proof yet that pop culture shout-outs can move more cheddar (and Cheddar Bay Biscuits) than traditional advertising ever could.


A Kid Buys Valentine’s Day Flowers for Every Girl at His School

A high school senior in Utah became an instant legend after buying Valentine’s Day flowers for every girl in his school – all 834 of them. The grand gesture melted hearts, emptied his wallet, and set an impossibly high bar for teenage romance. Hey, it’s a numbers game, right?


A Lock of John Lennon’s Hair Goes Up for Auction

Described as a “substantial” lock from the mop top’s head, John Lennon’s hair went up for auction and eventually sold for $35,000. It was a reminder that celebrity memorabilia has no limits – and that for the right superfan, owning a literal piece of Beatles history is worth the price of a small sedan.


Bill Murray Tosses Fans’ Phones Off a Rooftop Bar

Bill Murray leaned fully into his chaotic reputation after grabbing fans’ phones and tossing them off a rooftop bar near Pebble Beach Golf Course in California. Witnesses said the “fans” were being annoying. Bill eventually offered to pay for the phones, and that was that.


A Guy in Spain Skipped Work for Six Years Without Getting Caught

A Spanish civil servant successfully skipped work for at least six years while still collecting a paycheck before anyone noticed. He ended up with a ~$30k fine – a small price to pay for internet glory.

Whimsy Is In: Why Everyone’s Googling How to Be More Playful

If one of your 2026 resolutions is to loosen up and just have more fun, you picked a good year for it. According to Google, the internet is having a full-blown whimsy moment.

Searches for the word whimsy are at an all-time high, with phrases like “year of whimsy,” “whimsy goals,” and “how to add more whimsy to your life” climbing the charts.

What is “whimsy”?

The official definition? “Behavior that is unusual, playful, and unpredictable, rather than having any serious reason or purpose behind it.” Translation: doing stuff just because it sparks joy, not because it’s productive.

Social media is feeling very whimsical

TikTok and Instagram are bursting with creators and influencers showing off their most whimsical selves – think cottagecore aesthetics, bubble machines, skipping stones, and painting for no reason other than “it felt right.” One influencer described the lifestyle as a blend of “dilly-dallying” and “farting around.” If that’s not a vibe for 2026, what is?

Why is doing things on a whim so attractive?

The trend seems to be tapping into a broader cultural shift toward more analog living. People are actively spending less time online and more time doing real-life things that aren’t optimized for views or monetized. Whimsy is now being linked to slow living, mindfulness, and just letting yourself be a little weird on purpose.

It’s also giving serious “Word of the Year” energy. “The Huffington Post” is already predicting whimsy could take the crown. And honestly, after years of hustle culture and digital burnout, it makes sense that we’d swing in the opposite direction and romanticize things like twirling in a field or crafting with glitter.

So if you’re feeling the pull to embrace your inner child, go ahead and buy that kite, bake those rainbow cupcakes, or write a haiku about your cat. Whimsy isn’t about results – it’s about the random, delightful detours that make life more fun to live.

Call it silly. Call it impractical. But in 2026, whimsy might just be the sanest trend out there.

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The Best (and Worst) Numbers to Have in Super Bowl Squares

Super Bowl Sunday is the perfect mix of football, commercials, snacks… and quietly taking your friends’ money.

Super Bowl Squares is one of the easiest ways for even non-football fans to have skin in the game, but whether you win or lose (usually) comes down to one thing: the numbers you get stuck with.

How Super Bowl Squares Work (Quick Version)

Buy squares on a 10×10 grid. Once the board fills up, the numbers 0–9 are randomly assigned to each team across the top and side.

At the end of each quarter, the last digit of each team’s score determines the winner.
Example: If it’s 14–6, the 4/6 square wins.

It’s simple, it’s dumb luck… and some squares are way better than others.

Tip for rookies: A legit squares pool doesn’t assign numbers until after the grid is full. If your friend posts a board with the numbers already lined up and in order? Smile politely, then buy as many of these squares as you can afford…

Which Numbers Are Good in General?

Football scoring isn’t random. Touchdowns (7), field goals (3), and missed extra points create patterns – and over decades of NFL games, some last digits show up way more often than others.

The Best: 0, 3, 4, and 7

They’re common endpoints for realistic scores like 14–3, 27–10, or 24–17.

The Worst: 2, 5, 8, and 9

They usually require weird stuff – safeties, missed kicks, or very specific combinations – which means fewer chances to win.


The Five Best Squares You Can Get

0/0, 7/0, 0/7, 0/3, 3/0

If you land one of those, feel free to start trash-talking early. Why? Because 0 and 7 are everywhere in football scoring. A deep dive by The Washington Post found that 0/0 has historically been the single best square overall.

The five worst squares are 2/2, 5/5, 2/5, 5/2, and 8/8. Those digits usually require safeties, missed extra points, or other rare scoring quirks to hit – and needing that chaos from both teams makes these combinations long shots in any pool.

So, 0/0 is the best then? Well, there’s a catch…

Final Score vs. Quarter Payouts

If your pool pays out every quarter, 0/0 is king.

But if the really big money is on the final score (which is common), 7/0 or 0/7 might actually be the best combos to get. Games can’t end in a tie like 20–20, so 0/0 needs something like 20–10 or 30–20 to hit late.

FanDuel clocked the “final score” chances of 0/7 or 7/0 at 7%. Then it’s 0/3 or 3/0 and 4/7 or 7/4 at just under 6%.

A final score of 0/0 ranks 15th with just a 2% chance of hitting.

What About 1 and 6?

They’re… not great.

  • 1 mostly relies on 21 points (three touchdowns) and doesn’t show up often early.
  • 6 is possible early with two quick field goals, but then it’s clunky combinations with specific scoring paths.

Not the worst, but not what you’re hoping for either.

If you do get something ugly, don’t panic. A blocked extra point helped the Chiefs beat the Niners 25–22 in Super Bowl LVIII.

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago: Feb 1-7

“Resting Bitch Face,” unhealthy salads, and killer Super Bowls. Here’s what was in the news 10 years ago this week.


You’re More Likely to Die if Your Team Makes the Super Bowl?

A study at Tulane found that football fans 65 and up are 18% more likely to die of the flu if their team makes the big game. Basically, more time spent at parties = more exposure to flu virus. Especially big parties with people you might not see otherwise.


Scientists Figured Out Why People Have “Resting Bitch Face”

A study found “resting bitch face” is caused by subtle facial expressions that signal one specific emotion – contempt. The main factors are slightly squinted eyes and a tiny rise at the corners of the lips, possibly just on one side – but not enough for it to be a “smile.” Also, the term isn’t really fair since it’s equally likely to occur in men and women.


The New McDonald’s Kale Salad Had More Calories Than a Double Big Mac

McDonald’s tried going healthy, but the internet noticed a problem: its kale salad packed more calories than a Double Big Mac – that’s a Big Mac with four patties instead of two. The main culprits were the crispy chicken and sugary dressing. Moral of the story? “Salad” doesn’t always mean “healthy,” especially at a fast-food joint.


Kid Rock Endorses Donald Trump

Kid Rock became one of the first celebs to publicly endorse Donald Trump, praising his outsider status and blunt style. The endorsement fueled debates about celebrity influence in politics and signaled Trump’s growing appeal beyond traditional political circles – especially among outspoken, anti-establishment entertainers.


Internet Hero: A Woman Pulled a Cop Over for Speeding

A woman in Miami went viral after flagging down a cop and pulling him over for allegedly pushing 90 mph for no good reason. Some called her a hero for holding cops accountable; others said she was reckless and naïve. The moment sparked debates about police authority, civilian power, and whether irony should be punishable by law.


Krispy Kreme Race Turns Deadly

A bizarre endurance event turned tragic when a 58-year-old participant died during an annual “Krispy Kreme Challenge” race, where runners eat a dozen donuts and run five miles. He collapsed before the donut-eating part, but the story still raised concerns about extreme novelty races and whether mixing competitive fitness with massive sugar intake is ever a good idea.


Sofia Vergara Said She’d Get a Breast Reduction in 10 Years

Sofia Vergara predicted she’d get a breast reduction in 10 years. A decade later, it’s not clear if that’s ever happened – but no one’s complaining either way.


“The Big Lebowski” Will Never Get a Sequel

Fans hoping for a sequel to “The Big Lebowski” were officially shut down when the Coen Brothers said it wasn’t happening. They felt the cult classic stood on its own. For many fans, it was heartbreaking – but probably what The Dude would’ve wanted.


More People Voted on a Kim Kardashian Twitter Poll Than in the Iowa Caucuses

Kim Kardashian asked her Twitter followers to vote on which name for Kanye’s upcoming album they liked best: “Swish,“Waves,” or “So Help Me God.” More than 439,000 people voted, and “So Help Me God” won – then he went and named it “The Life of Pablo.”

Meanwhile, 356,000 people voted in the Iowa caucuses. Not an apples to apples comparison, obviously. But it got people groaning about voter turnout and political engagement in general.


An AI Bot to Mess with Telemarketers

An engineer built an AI bot designed to keep telemarketers on the line as long as possible, wasting their time with endless, circular conversations. The project went viral as both comedy and revenge fantasy – and gave the world an early glimpse at how AI could be used for petty, glorious good.

February Is the Month You’re Least Likely to Get in a Fistfight

If you’ve been walking around getting attacked by strangers constantly, this is welcome news.

Statistically speaking, you’re less likely to get punched in the face in February than any other month of the year – and no, it’s not just because it’s the month with the fewest days.

Why we’re less punchy in February

A study of ER visits in the U.K. found that February is the month you’re least likely to eat a knuckle sandwich, and the main reason is… it’s just too cold to fight.

When it’s warm, more folks are out drinking, partying, and generally being morons. In February, it’s just too dark and cold, and everyone’s at home by 6 p.m. Basically, less mingling = fewer fists flying.

Shorter days make a difference too

We’re less likely to be out and about in February simply because it gets dark earlier in the day. (Assuming you’re in the northern hemisphere, that is.)

Sure, the sun sets earlier in November and December, but that’s the holidays… when you’re battling long lines to get that toy your kid must have. Too much time with extended family just has a way of stirring up that desire to fight anyone, over anything, at any time.

When are you most likely to get in a fistfight?

The study found fight-related injuries tend to peak between May and July. The pattern is clear: warm weather is just much more conducive to knock-down, drag-out fights.

So, watch your back come summer. That idiot you had words with at the bar or in the grocery store checkout lane? They will be waiting for you in the parking lot… as soon as they know they won’t freeze to death out there.

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